{"id":19563,"date":"2018-09-26T19:36:19","date_gmt":"2018-09-26T23:36:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19563"},"modified":"2018-09-26T19:36:19","modified_gmt":"2018-09-26T23:36:19","slug":"2018-week-18-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-18-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 18 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

After having back to back MENS LEAGUE (read: Open League) hat-trick\/7 point efforts denied by a post off its non-existent moorings (when the heck will any of you American leagues codify a floating goal line rule in black and white, or red and white\u2026or red\/yellow\/blue or whatever the goal line and surface are coloured**??), I\u2019ll try to keep that salt saved for my non-btsh activities and not have that interfere with these much belated Week 18 scoring highlights.<\/p>\n

Writer’s Aside: Fortunately, the BTSH social media calendar got taken up the past couple nights on some very engaging material- something new (Commissionherr romance???), something old (this belated box score post), something borrowed (PBR’s new baby the Schlitz Cup), and something blue but in this case also blue, red, partisan, and political (but it was deleted – you amateurs don’t take screenshots of funny stuff on your phones to gossip\/joke around with others these days?) – so the salt rubbed off from this writeup during that extra time I waited to post this (finally), but don’t worry it’s as snarky as ever…so back to the regularly scheduled (but very late) writeup originally prepared!<\/em><\/p>\n

Speaking of other leagues and their games this past weekend, that is also somewhat related to why I did not attend prom on Saturday<\/a>. For those that went, it looked like you had a good time, or at least, portrayed your life on social media like you had, so a job well done and thank you to the social committee for running another great event!!<\/p>\n

On to the box scores\u2026<\/p>\n

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Hookers 5 @ Sky Fighters 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 CJ (8), Bryan via \u2018Bows x2, Tiff x2 (8)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 LeEBUG (1-0)<\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 Matt R (6), Christian H (1), David C (2), Jake T (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 OG James (4-10-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: There was a last second game winning goal, and a not so last second game tying goal. Exciting finish, nonetheless!!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: If your name is spelt Bryan and not Brian, I guess they aren\u2019t garbage (time) goals? \u2026We also need a weekly segment dedicated to Ryann aka Girl Ryann from Fuzz aka RNV\u2019s gamesheets, as I\u2019m not sure how best to re-report Jake Tiner as Jake the Snake with 1 assist 9\/16!! on Matt\u2019s goal\u2026.Cro kicking or not kicking the ball into his own net which was described as a \u201cboo hoo\u201d\u2026 and then someone\u2019s name being crossed out for a goal being scored one second too late as time expired.<\/p>\n

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Poutine 3 @ Demons 2 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Mike Pelts (5), Mike Pags (4)<\/p>\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 \u201cJVR\u201d aka \u201cHornswoggle\u201d aka \u201cBallon d\u2019jeORome\u201d<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 RJ (5-4, GAA of 1.44)<\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Miles before the rain<\/em> (6), Zach the Dark Helmet ChooChoo Train (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Zach L (3-6-2)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Since JVR is neither Linus Omark, nor a rookie, and a BTSH veteran (am I allowed to say that??), there were no pressers commenting on his shootout goal showmanship. Guess aging (don\u2019t read: maturing; this is BTSH after all) has its benefits, too.<\/p>\n

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Gut Rot 2 @ Demons 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 #TheOriginalScottK (8), #AkhilNation (9 but not 10)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Goalie Ed (4-10, GAA of at least the Sharks got EK65<\/em>\u2026.!@?&*$$$ you man.)<\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Zach \u201che so Fine\u201d xFOOOOUUUURRRRR<\/em> (10), Zach T (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Zach L (4-6-2, GAA of 2.92)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I think Chadwick gifted Izzy his mathematical scoring model, unfortunately, it worked against Akhil\u2019s favour**, once again.<\/p>\n

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Determining the fate of Division 3 teams (and soon to be division 4 rivals) is tough.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Poutine 3 @ Bows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Sulli x2 (completes game with 7th<\/sup>), Nicolette (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 RJ (6-4, GAA of something between 1.30 and 1.44)<\/p>\n

Bows \u2013 Bryan L (still at 5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (4-10)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: With multiple goalies playing this game and RJ playing a half without giving up a goal, the stats clearly get a little confusing!<\/p>\n

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Bows 2 @ Karma 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Bows \u2013 Brett H x2 (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (4-11)<\/p>\n

Karma \u2013 S\u2019Corey V x3 (9), Derek ZED (7), Big Ben Chadwick (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Steve F (6-7-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: You thought I forgot to bring it back, but no how could I forget my man Elon Musk who has been in the news recently for some questionable privatization communication over Twitter\u2026<\/p>\n

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It seems like Probert is pretty comfortable playing with Derek ZED in green (but not light blue, so maybe a compromise is in order).<\/p><\/div>\n

Quick Shifts:\u00a0It’s a tampering\/poaching\/insider trading joke, people.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Math 2 @ Butchers 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Eli the guy with the hand-eye <\/em>(4), Guy Numero Sept <\/em>James (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Liang (3-10)<\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 \u201cTattoo guy with Jean Shorts\u201d aka Brady C x3 (9), Pete D\u2019A (7), Mike M (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim Brk (4-7-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Would be a shame if the Butchers followed up their season by losing to another Michaliga Southeast Division 4 team in the(ir) first round like last year!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: According to our ref notes, Math uses their girls more, so maybe they have a better chance of winning their upcoming play-in round playoff game?<\/p>\n

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Poutine 3 @ Pucks 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Mike Pelts (6), Kevin M (2), JVR (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 RJ (7-4, GAA of now around 1.30; 2 shutouts on the season)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Scott H (5-9)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Late in the contest Poutine sealed their 3 win day by firing off two empty netters, Dallas Stars style (from that year they won their division with all those empty net goals, you know?).<\/p>\n

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GANK 2 @ Filthier 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

GANK \u2013 Jimmy who?<\/em> x2 (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F via 2017 Karma Waiver Wire<\/em><\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 Salt Boy Sean M (4), Jaime D (7), Ann (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (13-5, GAA of 1.89\u2026only 1 shutout though, meh)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Wait, I thought a prerequisite for being a Salt Boy was playing on Gremlins?<\/p>\n

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Mega 2 @ CK 9<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Alex EM (4), Ryan (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Mike T (5-9-2)<\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Pete (3), Connor Q x2 (2), JJ x2 (5), Liam (9), Chris T (1), Nabatty (2), Gill Ween (Ate)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell (12-0-2, GAA of 1.21; 4 shutouts)<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: I guess this was an improvement from what\u2026 a 9-1 score line last year? It was within only a PAT converted touchdown this time (one score game basically).<\/p>\n

Game in a meme: I presume that for some who played, this one went similar to a game from this past weekend… I\u2019m just trying to keep the outdated posts relevant with current events here.<\/p>\n

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I presume JJ is looking forward to playing against some tougher inter divisional\/conference competition next year?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Rehabs 5 @ Fuzz 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rehabs \u2013 HICKSY xFOOOOUUUURRRRR<\/em> (10), Cherie (11)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Crazy Cam via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Fuzz! \u2013 Jeff L (17)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Scott H via WTP<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: I guess the Pavel Barber videos didn\u2019t work; Hicks needed to see someone like Gabe score 4 in the same day in OC to finally light the lamp a little bit more.\u00a0Bonus! I guess Gabe showed him some tips on how to propose too, right down to doing it in the rain. Congrats Hicks & Herr!<\/em><\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Like his (in)famous teammate, Jeff also scores more in his non-Manhattan MENS LEAGUE. Can confirm.<\/p>\n

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Sky 1 @ FK 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 Mia (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk via PigKnifeRansom<\/em><\/p>\n

FK \u2013 Tom x4 (12), Nate (4), Gabe (11), Ariel (10)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dave GdR via FloatingGoalieGoalines<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Tom qualifies for the playoffs by ensuring he scored in all 5 games he showed up to\u2026hard to argue games played on that basis!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: FK and WTP both beat SKY by 6 goals this year\u2026so it\u2019s a totally even Round of 16 matchup on paper then, right? \u2026.Soko doesn\u2019t even want to win this year, they win every third year anyway.<\/p>\n

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Gremlins 2 @ CK 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Marcella (4), Ryan M (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B (9-6-2, GAA of 2.29; 4 shutouts)<\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Siena \u201cFoligno\u201d (3), F Will G (10), Olivier (2 \u2013 oh, now GLZNR\u2019s random picture collage from some random week\u2019s 3 stars post (\u2026or was it three not stars?) makes sense<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell (13-0-2, GAA of 1.27; 4 shutouts)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I guess Losing Just wasn\u2019t in the CK amended version of the btsh glossary this year (in regulation). I don\u2019t think they won any games in shootouts though\u2026<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Marcella\u2019s early deft deflect wasn\u2019t enough as CK overcame a short bench on the heels of a back to back to outlast the Gremmies.<\/p>\n

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POUNDS 3 @ Hookers 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

POUNDS \u2013 Buffalo Zach who is rostered for WTP in the playoffs…! x2, <\/em>Avery (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Zisser (10-4-2, GAA of 1.94; 2 shutouts)<\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Tiff H (8), Bryan L x2 via Cro\u2019s Bros<\/em>, Sarah N (3),<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dusty (7-5-2, GAA of 2.07; 2 shutouts \u2013 impressive for a team that was struggling early this year to say the least!<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Avery didn\u2019t show up for this one. But then he literally did, and then scored shortly thereafter, but the early surge from the Hookers was too much to overcome, as Frey was not able to stick it to Cro. Apparently people have fun doing that\u2026 or trying to.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Lol it\u2019s like the Hookers got a Bryan who is better than Brian\u2026the same way that WTP got a Zach who is better than\u2026hey wait a minute here\u2026<\/p>\n

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Gremlins 6 @ TSR 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Erich x3 (18), Iannis (3), Courtney x2 (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B (10-6-2, GAA of 2.39; 4 shutouts)<\/p>\n

TSR \u2013 Kevin ZED (3), Max C x2 (2), Margot S the S stands for Sniper<\/em> (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (2-12-1)<\/p>\n

Game in a meme: Well, you could probably guess this one was coming. Oh and he almost missed an open net. Which of course is a lie, even though it says he did on the gamesheet notes, because he never shoots.<\/p>\n

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Do you know how hard it is to find pictures of JW smiling?<\/p><\/div>\n

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