{"id":196,"date":"2008-04-06T13:23:15","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T18:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2008\/04\/06\/woooooooooooo\/"},"modified":"2008-04-07T08:48:25","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T13:48:25","slug":"woooooooooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/woooooooooooo\/","title":{"rendered":"WOOOOOOOOOOOO!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Good night, sweet prince.<\/h4>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" title=\"Ellery\"><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" alt=\"Ellery\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" title=\"Ellery\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" title=\"Ellery\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" title=\"Ellery\"><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/ellery.jpg\" title=\"Ellery\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/h4>\n<p><em>Aaron\u00a0&#8220;Coach&#8221; Pagdon of Denim Demons submits the following poem regarding his team&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;loss&#8221; of Ellery &#8220;The Nature Boy&#8221; Gillette:<\/em>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>An ignominious end to an otherwise glorious career.<\/p>\n<p>The Demons have lost their Claude Lapointe&#8230;&#8230;their Richard Park&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Mexican Standoff?<\/p>\n<p>I tell you, when I retire, it will be with a contender&#8230;..oh, wait&#8230;that&#8217;s us this year&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Do not go gently into that good night, Ellery.<\/p>\n<p>And if ever we meet again on asphalt&#8230;.I won&#8217;t hesitate to play the body.<\/p>\n<p>Good night, sweet prince.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good night, sweet prince. Aaron\u00a0&#8220;Coach&#8221; Pagdon of Denim Demons submits the following poem regarding his team&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;loss&#8221; of Ellery &#8220;The Nature Boy&#8221; Gillette:\u00a0 An ignominious end to an otherwise glorious career. The Demons have lost their Claude Lapointe&#8230;&#8230;their Richard Park&#8230;.. Mexican Standoff? I tell you, when I retire, it will be with a contender&#8230;..oh, wait&#8230;that&#8217;s us [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,19,25,24],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2008-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-ellery","tag-mexican-standoff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}