{"id":19783,"date":"2018-10-12T09:28:11","date_gmt":"2018-10-12T13:28:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19783"},"modified":"2018-10-12T10:06:41","modified_gmt":"2018-10-12T14:06:41","slug":"schlitz-cup-round-three-and-final","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/schlitz-cup-round-three-and-final\/","title":{"rendered":"Schlitz Cup Round Three and Final Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u2018Who cares about a trophy made out of empty beer cans?\u00a0 I\u2019m all about a keg full of beer.\u00a0 Give me the Schlitz!\u2019 \u2013 James P. of Filthier<\/em><\/p>\n

We couldn\u2019t agree with you more, Senior Guapo.\u00a0 Celebrating a championship with a keg of Schlitz beer to fill up and slosh around in solo cups while telling tales of the season\u2019s campaign is much better than an empty cup.\u00a0 If Filthier ends up losing to Cobra Kai then James just might be sporting Wes\u2019s mug across his chest.<\/p>\n

Tompkins Square Riots at Mega Touch<\/strong>
\n\u2018Decisions are made by those who show up.\u2019 \u2013 West Wing, TV Show<\/em><\/p>\n

Games are also decided by those that show up.\u00a0 Last week the Riots were a bit depleted and borrowed spare parts from WTP and Rehabs to face a well-attended Dark Rainbows squad.\u00a0 Suz\u2019s offensive explosion in the first half kept her team in the hunt, but it wasn\u2019t enough to pull out the W.\u00a0 If the Riots can get more looters to show up this Sunday then they might be able to force a rematch in Final.<\/p>\n

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Mega Touch has been pretty damn impressive this season and the three Award Nominations they received prove it(!).\u00a0 Alex\u2019s move back move to defense, Shelly\u2019s emergence as a future league star and Julie\u2019s leadership have this team trending in the right direction.\u00a0 They too would like another shot at the Dark Rainbows and a chance to take keg stands from the Schlitz Cup.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: the Riots take an early lead off of a Kevin Z goal, but Joe outhustles everyone on a breakaway late in the second half to set up an Alok goal that propels Mega to the Schlitz Final.<\/p>\n

Gut Rot at Dark Rainbows<\/strong>
\nNo Captain of the Year nomination for Gut Rot as their lighting rod forgot to tell them they still have games to play.\u00a0 With nothing but pride on the line in this game we\u2019re looking for #akhilnation and Scorgen to step and lead the Rotters charge.<\/p>\n

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Gut Rot’s Number 1!<\/p><\/div>\n

The Dark Rainbows this season earned the right be labeled League Sweethearts.\u00a0 Despite earning a single point and not winning a single game last season the leadership stayed the course while their fan base \u2018trusted the process.\u2019\u00a0 And now they could all be rewarded by getting drunk off of a championship trophy.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: Diane successfully convinces Greenwald to allow her hunk, Zach, to play for Gut Rot and they pull off the upset over the Dark Rainbows.<\/p>\n

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Sources say that Brett might be back as the halftime entertainment during the Awards Show.<\/p><\/div>\n

Schlitz Cup Final<\/strong>
\nMega Touch at Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2018Revenge is a dish best served drunk.\u2019 \u2013 A Wise BTSHer<\/em><\/p>\n

You said it, man!\u00a0 This is the final Sunday of the 2018 season and what better way to give it a proper farewell than by starting the drinking early.\u00a0 If these two teams aren\u2019t swapping water for beer during their game then they don\u2019t know the true meaning of Schlitz Cup.<\/p>\n

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Prediction<\/em>: the Dark Rainbows have had a magical season, but Mega Touch has Tuckman.\u00a0 And that\u2019s you need to know for the Final.\u00a0 Mega wins first ever Schlitz Cup, 3-2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u2018Who cares about a trophy made out of empty beer cans?\u00a0 I\u2019m all about a keg full of beer.\u00a0 Give me the Schlitz!\u2019 \u2013 James P. of Filthier We couldn\u2019t agree with you more, Senior Guapo.\u00a0 Celebrating a championship with a keg of Schlitz beer to fill up and slosh around in solo cups while […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19783"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19783"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19791,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19783\/revisions\/19791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}