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by Jess D and Multiple Media Team Members<\/em><\/p>\n

We all know how much you guys like attention (Walker) and winning stuff. So we thought we\u2019d put together a little superlatives list that encompasses the laughs, tears, and ~drama~ over this past season.<\/p>\n

Most Likely To Cancel Their Game Due To Chance of Rain:\u00a0<\/strong>Adam R from Denim Demons<\/b><\/p>\n

On more than a couple occasions this season the Demons canceled their game due to insignificant Rain Fears.\u00a0\u00a0Even the tiniest drop from the heavens would cause Adam to immediately cancel the game, grab his junk and scamper off to find shelter.\u00a0\u00a0Perhaps we can nickname him \u2018Light Sprinkle\u2019.\u00a0<\/i>(Come on dude, you knew this was coming.)<\/p>\n

Honorable Mention: Poutine Machine<\/p>\n

Most likely to chase you into a bathroom stall to sell you a prom ticket:\u00a0<\/strong>Diana from Ankle Biters<\/b><\/p>\n

We love you for your commitment to BTSH social events.<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to over explain something that was already clearly explained. Ha:\u00a0<\/strong>Walker<\/b><\/p>\n

Ironically this does not need an explanation.<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to be trash pandas:\u00a0the LBS<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ok we all remember that one time they left the courts a\u00a0g damn wRECK. like arguably worse than Fuzz that other time. Trash pandas, all of you!<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to be a cleanup hero:\u00a0Greenwald from the Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

Offsetting the previous superlative, in addition to reffing multiple games, Dave is often time the closing ref. So let\u2019s give him a big virtual round of applause for eradicating the courts of trash panda-like behavior.<\/i><\/p>\n

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Most likely to empty a train car for having the smelliest gear: Goalies and Brady\u2019s Gloves<\/strong><\/p>\n

Anyone this season who has suited up to protect their team\u2019s goal (including Jess D) has had to endure not only getting blasted by rockets, but also their own funk.\u00a0\u00a0There are a select few, and I won\u2019t call them out specifically (BUT YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), that have gear so rank that even a homeless person refuses to ride in the same train car as you.\u00a0\u00a0And Brady, we beg you, please wash your gloves in the off-season.<\/i><\/p>\n

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Most likely to show the most skin: Scotty K from LBS<\/strong><\/p>\n

The beginning of the season\/the end of march was pretty cold and the only reason I can remember that is because right before my game I said to Cat, \u201cwho is THAT douchebag,\u201d and pointed to some idiot wearing a blink 182 muscle tee in sub 50 degree weather.<\/i><\/p>\n

Honorable Mention:\u00a0<\/i>Zach F<\/b>\u00a0<\/i>from Demons\u00a0<\/b>who always seems to be reffing shirtless.<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to terrorize a team and then be friends with them at the bar after:\u00a0Cheeky from Butchers<\/strong><\/p>\n

Terrifying on the court but actually a very friendly, dog loving human off.<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to a lose a race: Jess from Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

This fucking pains me to write especially because my own teammate, Cathy B brought this up, but yes that one time I lost a race twice in a row to Bryan L (and subsequently, the Patriarchy according to Glanzer) after the all star game outside of Ace. Whatever.<\/i><\/p>\n

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Winner.<\/p><\/div>\n

Most likely to make a stats joke\/reference on the facebook page nobody understands: Hogg<\/strong><\/p>\n

Our beloved box score writer, albeit handy with the numbers, is not so handy with the jokes. there was an especially memorable facebook thread in which he left numerous BTSH members confused and maybe a little stupider than when they logged into facebook that morning.<\/i><\/p>\n

League Sweethearts: The Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

In the words of Tracy, \u201cIt\u2019s absolutely the Rainbows!! I mean, if you want to be boring and non-controversial\u00a0<\/i>(umm ya, we do). Nah, in all seriousness, the Demons are exhausted with trying to be nice and are going back to our dog-stealing ways pronto. It\u2019s all you, \u2018bows.’<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to get married:\u00a0Diana and Creamy,\u00a0Hicks and Herr,\u00a0Ashley and Eric,\u00a0Alok and Stephanie,\u00a0Rem and Abby, and\u00a0Ann and James<\/b><\/strong><\/p>\n

We like to have fun here.<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to show up still drunk from the night before:\u00a0<\/strong>Tie- Lee and Popack<\/b><\/p>\n

Especially if the cowboys are playing the night before. Those two can really knock ’em down (and then get back up again) (please don’t hurt me for the chumbawumba reference).<\/i><\/p>\n

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Honorable mentions.<\/p><\/div>\n

Most likely to be booed by their own team: Probie<\/strong><\/p>\n

The ankle biters crushed the sky fighters 9-1 in the first week of the season. After scoring his 4th<\/sup>\u00a0goal of the game, Probie was booed by not just the entire crowd, but his own team members. This clearly made a lasting impression on the young sky fighters, who went on to crush gut rot 9-1 the next weekend. Way to set a good example, jerks!!!<\/i><\/p>\n

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Ready. Fight!<\/p><\/div>\n

And now for some rapid-fire superlatives that don\u2019t need an explanation\/maybe I\u2019m phoning it in a little:<\/i><\/p>\n

Most likely to goalie 4 u: Etian<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to play in jeans and sandals: Peaches<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to Scorgen: Morgen<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to confuse soccer and sneaker hockey: Jerome<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to sign up for BTSH Olympics and still not know how to do it: Becca<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to leave facebook: Chadwick<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to win the Finnegan’s Wake Award for best internet soliloquy on ‘What’s Wrong With You’: Jeff (Fuzz)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Most likely to take one to the face: Tarzan, Michelle, Popack<\/strong><\/p>\n

Lots of balls were taken to the face this year at OC (I personally wasn\u2019t there so I can\u2019t speak to what went on off the courts) but these 3 sustained some tough in-game injuries and kept playing- and more importantly partying- through it all.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

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