{"id":2068,"date":"2010-02-16T23:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T04:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=2068"},"modified":"2011-03-04T00:05:42","modified_gmt":"2011-03-04T05:05:42","slug":"an-offseason-message-from-the-media","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/an-offseason-message-from-the-media\/","title":{"rendered":"An Offseason Message From The Media"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>This Is The Only Performance Enhancer Adriano Needs<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vitaminmuscles.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2072  aligncenter\" title=\"Vitamin Muscles\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vitaminmuscles.JPG\" alt=\"Vitamin Muscles\" width=\"450\" height=\"410\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vitaminmuscles.JPG 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/vitaminmuscles-300x273.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>With the 2010 season rapidly approaching, we (the BTSH media) would like to provide you, the loyal reader, with a quick update of what&#8217;s on tap for the upcoming season.\u00a0 After all, it has been a while since we have posted anything new, and we are getting eager to start playing.\u00a0 Thus, this update has <em>absolutely nothing<\/em> to do with the increasingly high volume of complaints regarding Dr. Byron Clavicle&#8217;s guest column still being the lead post on the website.<\/p>\n<p>First,\u00a0congratulations to\u00a0BTSH&#8217;s new league manager Adriano &#8220;Muscles Marinara&#8221; Bratta and new DC Manager Haanwa Chau on their recent election to two of the league&#8217;s highest posts.\u00a0 Although we have high expectations for both officials, we do hope that\u00a0Haanwa is up to the task, as she has some very big shoes to fill.<\/p>\n<p>Second, we would like to remind everyone to check the website frequently in advance of the 2010 season.\u00a0 We plan on several posts prior to Opening Day, including our annual individual team previews, which are appearing for the third consecutive season. Additionally, due to the retirement of Jeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher and the Schuietron 3000, we will be assuming the creation of the 2010 season schedule. To build anticipation, we will release parts of the schedule\u00a0prior to the entire season docket, beginning with Opening Weekend and Hockey Night in Tompkins.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we are looking for a few correspondents to assist us in our duties. If you are interested in helping us gather scoring information or writing game previews, or if you have your own idea for a weekly segment in the News and Notes post, please do not hesitate to let us know.<\/p>\n<p>Your Humble Correspondents,<br \/>\n<a href=\"mailto:themajordeegan@yahoo.com\" target=\"_blank\">Eli Kazin<\/a> &amp; <a href=\"mailto:derektag@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\">Derek Tagliarino<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This Is The Only Performance Enhancer Adriano Needs With the 2010 season rapidly approaching, we (the BTSH media) would like to provide you, the loyal reader, with a quick update of what&#8217;s on tap for the upcoming season.\u00a0 After all, it has been a while since we have posted anything new, and we are getting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[132,113],"class_list":["post-2068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-2010-season","tag-muscles-marinara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2068"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3773,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2068\/revisions\/3773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}