{"id":20931,"date":"2019-03-29T08:54:49","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T12:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=20931"},"modified":"2019-03-29T08:54:50","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T12:54:50","slug":"week-1-previews-predictions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-1-previews-predictions\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 1 Previews (Predictions)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Shameless plugging<\/strong> – tonight is the Season Opening Party<\/a> at a rooftop lounge in Chinatown and there’s still time to get in on the 2019 Survivor Pool<\/a>! Also, stay tuned for information on the 2019 Rose Charities Tournament (April 27th)…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And now, your 2019 Opening Day Previews!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz at Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: the reigning champs enjoyed themselves a little too much this offseason as Glanzer\u2019s new sleeveless shirt is a size muumuu.  Their new net minder is tested often by James and Sean, but it is Jeff and Alexa that lead Fuzz to an opening day W 4-3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Fuzz is going to have a tough time repeating without these two.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Poutine Machine at What the Puck<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: there\u2019s something about this matchup that brings out the absolute best in both teams and this one doesn\u2019t disappoint.  SBJ (sweet baby James) and Nicorette get the Poos out to an early lead, but General Hogg Solo leads the Plucky Pucks back in the second half and gets the win in OT 3-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Instant Karma at Gremlins<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: these two clean Katz Division teams know each other quite well and it shows.\u00a0 Salt Boyzzz work magic with the ball as Cody zips around the court and Marcella settles into her office atop the crease.\u00a0 But all of their effort is for naught as Swaggy Sam stifles the Grems offense while Liz-T sneaks one past Jamie 1-0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Weather forecast for Opening Day is looking good so far…<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Gut Rot at Denim Demons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: miserably welcoming the retooled Demons to the Michaliga Division are the Rotter Bitchezzz.  This past Sunday at the FA Scrimmage Boatsex was boasting about his team\u2019s chances at winning the division and they get off on the right foot 4-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

LBS, Inc. at Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction:<\/em> last year Roberts and LBS were one of a few teams to defeat Cobra Kai, even though it was an LOL shootout.  This year they pull off the unthinkable again only this time it is in regulation 2-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butchers at Corlears Hookers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: the revamped roster by Dana aka \u2018the Architect\u2019 takes some time to develop a feel for each other, but they find a way to eek out the W over Sarah\u2019s salty Hookers 3-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hey rookies, curious to know what this league is all about? Well, then pay attention to these two teams. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Gouging Anklebiters at Mathematics<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Predictions<\/em>: two storied BTSH franchises that know how to represent what the league is all about.  Herr\u2019s ringers show promise out on our revered courts, however, the Biters play with more of an edge and pull this one out 5-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2018 Schlitz Cup Champs!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Mega Touch at Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: the rematch of last year\u2019s Schlitz Cup is the marquee matchup of the week!  Too bad it fails to live up to the hype as Mega rolls 6-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs at Fresh Kills<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: for the second straight season these two league monsters lock horns to kick off the season with a precious two points and divisional standings on the line.  Carlin was supposed to be the new league sweetheart, but instead turned heel by joining Rehabs.  Fresh Kills avenges last season\u2019s opening day loss 4-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sky Fighters at Tompkins Square Riots<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction<\/em>: the Katie Bowl gets off to an amicable start, but then quickly turns sour as Greg puts Suz in a corner.  Nobody does that to the Riots and they pull off the upset 3-2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shameless plugging – tonight is the Season Opening Party at a rooftop lounge in Chinatown and there’s still time to get in on the 2019 Survivor Pool! Also, stay tuned for information on the 2019 Rose Charities Tournament (April 27th)… And now, your 2019 Opening Day Previews! Fuzz at Filthier Prediction: the reigning champs enjoyed […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20931"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20931"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21023,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20931\/revisions\/21023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}