{"id":21027,"date":"2019-03-31T22:18:18","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T02:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=21027"},"modified":"2019-03-31T22:21:49","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T02:21:49","slug":"around-the-league-week-1-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/around-the-league-week-1-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Around The League (Week 1)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ul class=\"wp-block-gallery columns-1 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"791\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-31-at-9.28.14-PM.png\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"21028\" data-link=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?attachment_id=21028\" class=\"wp-image-21028\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-31-at-9.28.14-PM.png 791w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-31-at-9.28.14-PM-300x235.png 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/Screen-Shot-2019-03-31-at-9.28.14-PM-768x602.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><em>By Arya Stark<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuzz held their banner raising (the rare banner raising that takes place with no trophy present), then proceeded to outlast Filthier 3-1 in a tight contest.  Gil had the awesome no-look pass on the game winner while Jeff stole an empty netter from his wife and will probably be introduced to the business end of the sofa bed this week.<br \/><br \/>Poutine toughed out a surprisingly high scoring match against their new division rivals What The Puck and won 5-3, keeping numerous survivor pools afloat.  James wins the award for most wipeouts on the day, playing as if it wasn&#8217;t constantly raining during his game.<br \/><br \/>The upset of the day was probably four teams cancelling but the Demons actually playing their game, which they took handily 7-0 over Gut Rot.  Hey, dropping divisions three straight years certainly has its benefits.<br \/><br \/>The Gremlins outlasted Karma with a tight 1-0 victory.  Walker celebrated the season opening victory by ordering 27 tacos and correcting the grammar on the menu.<br \/><br \/>After falling behind 2-0 early, the LBS rallied with four straight goals to beat Cobra Kai 4-2.  I guess those <a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/soko-division-preview\/\">Soko Division Preview<\/a> writers knew what they were talking about.<br \/><br \/>The Hookers beat the Butchers 1-0 on a shootout goal from Danilo.  Somewhere out there the lines for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/caroline-division-preview\/\">D2 props<\/a> are shifting rapidly.<br \/><br \/>The Biters beat Math 4-1.  Probie had at least one goal while Andy finally sent me a Christmas card last week.<br \/><br \/>The Rainbows outlasted Mega Touch in an 8 round shootout.  Julie popped the water bottle with her backhander but it wasn&#8217;t enough as the Rainbows have already exceeded 2017&#8217;s win total.  Afterwards Brett suggested that in the future shootouts where teams are about to repeat shooters, there should be one round of goalie-on-goalie attempts.  BTSH, let&#8217;s make this happen.<br \/><br \/>While you may be expecting more game writeups here, all the 5:00 teams cancelled their games despite the fact that the weather was way better at 5 than any other point in the day.  Sad times but Soko&#8217;s got kids and the Rehabs ladies were probably borderline dead today from a full weekend of celebrating Sena&#8217;s birthday.  Special shoutout to the Riots who pulled the impressive move of cancelling a late game when they were the closing team and not sending a rep to help, you know, close.  I guess that&#8217;s one way to maintain an undefeated record&#8230;<br \/><br \/>We&#8217;ll leave you with the full shootout from two teams who actually wanted to play hockey today.  See ya next week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube aligncenter wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Mega-Rainbows Shootout\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vT4AWn9MDg4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Arya Stark Fuzz held their banner raising (the rare banner raising that takes place with no trophy present), then proceeded to outlast Filthier 3-1 in a tight contest. 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