{"id":21068,"date":"2019-04-04T18:22:52","date_gmt":"2019-04-04T22:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=21068"},"modified":"2019-04-05T09:20:47","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T13:20:47","slug":"2019-week-1-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-1-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week 1 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Et le but! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

No, that is not a reference to Sam \u201c\u2019ack a dart\u201d Norris having made a return to the btsh sideline to referee \u2013 but in reference to having our first Sunday of sneaker hockey at Tompkins in, well like barely 3 months, okay maybe 4. With that, here were the goal (le but) scorers (and goalies of record) from this past Dimanche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine 5 @ WTP 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine \u2013 Mike Pags, K-Mac, James McQ, Mike Marr, Brian Sulli<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 RJ F<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DaPucks \u2013 The Butler, The Dude, The K-Man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ed the P stands for #myPoachee2019 (No GAA,\nsad face)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Someone told me that Henry was expecting a Box Score shout out for scoring the league\u2019s first goal of the season \u2013 luckily for him I\u2019m in mid-season form and 5 other btsh posts already beat me to it, so no, I’m not saucing over that shout out. I will however say that the #notMyRoy2019 race is off to a hot start! You really expected me to say something different?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AdvncdAnlytcs: After his side drew level at halftime and midway through the 2nd<\/sup> half, Poutine\u2019s Mikey-M huffed and puffed and blew the ball far side on a nice one timer to win the game late, and then, as a referee definitely not named Greenwald put it, Poutine \u201cran away with the game\u201d by scoring an empty netter with half a minute left. Wait, the shot count didn\u2019t suggest that at all\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz 3 @ Filthier 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz \u2013 Gil\u2019s Son\u2019s Dad, Jeff x2<\/del>, Alexa<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim Bwn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier \u2013 Jaime D<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim K<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Fuzz used their championship banner to mend the\nnorth net on the east court before the game started, so (un)fortunately Sunday\u2019s\neast court action could not be delayed by another trophy presentation, because\nthat meant neither a trophy nor banner could be used for said spectacle. Thank\ngod. If you are looking to point fingers, the netting \u201cbanner\u201d you can blame on\nme, Rich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karma 0 @ Gremlins 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins \u2013 A Rockoff<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Jamie B<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: A battle of dependable predecessor and successor\nends with the former prevailing in a low scoring goalie duel. Or it was just\nthe conditions, who really knows, just look at the next game\u2019s score.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gut Rot 0 @ Demons 7<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via EitanNotGoalieing4u<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons \u2013 Neil Zed x4, Miles S x2, Sara K, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: I guess those people who stayed on Gut Rot are\nenjoying themselves thus far.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AdvncdAnlytcs: After starting last season 0-and-insert big\nnumber here, Zach Lewis gets 2019 started with a W and a shutout. Oh, and Neil\nhad a natural hat-trick to pace Demons with a 3-0 lead, which included a late marker\nin the first half which wasn\u2019t really a turning point in the game but still\ncool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pounds 4 @ Cobra Kai 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pounds \u2013 A Frey, Ajay, Karsten x2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Mike Z<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CK \u2013 Eff Gill Ween, Pete G<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 G#2 Not Campbell<\/em> (we’re awaiting our beat reporter to confirm…er, wait, is it a beat report if they lose?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Top Shelf Tommy broke his scoring drought by\ngoing top bunk on a deflection\u2026into his own net. It was a goal which\nunfortunately turned the tide in the game as Cobra Kai\u2019s 2 goal lead from early\nin the game evaporated quite quickly thereafter, unlike the water on the\ncourts. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

AdvncdAnlytcs: CK\u2019s new goalie was quoted as being \u201ctoo ice\u201d\nlike by the Pounds sideline. Logical statement. Real hockey don\u2019t work here.\nThat\u2019s why Roberts never scores any goals, except when he plays against WTP.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butchers 0 @ Hookers 1 (F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Shootout Loss \u2013 Max via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Shootout Win \u2013 Dustin <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Danilo<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Is this a sign of things to come for the 2nd<\/sup>\ndivision, close low scoring contests and a narrow division race through opening\nday to the final weeks of the season?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biters 4 @ Math 1 <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

GANK \u2013 Proboooort, Jared, Chris x2<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Craig La-“DJBB”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Math \u2013 Justin \u201cCaps are still champs\u201d P<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 David L<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Alas, it was not to be for 2D; this game was not\nas close as the other divisional matchup on this day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mega 2 @ Rainbows 3 (F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mega \u2013 Bill L, Joe L (I\u2019m\nsensing a theme with all these L\u2019s here<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Mike T-man<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dank Bows \u2013 Matt F, Yetter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Win \u2013 Greenwald<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Rem <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Clearly Rem\u2019s\nReturn<\/em> wasn\u2019t factored into that preview!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

AdvncdAnlytcs: Greenwald has said that he will not be retiring, even though there is video evidence of a North American champion burning him in the shootout. Give that guy a participation trophy for toughing it out! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wait, Shortis won the North American championships? Where are the banner and championship jackets at?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“I look forward to losing this trophy too” – Jeff and that smug look on his face<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs @ FK – PPD #SunFears<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sky @ Riots – PPD #SunFears<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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