{"id":21140,"date":"2019-04-09T21:34:01","date_gmt":"2019-04-10T01:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=21140"},"modified":"2019-06-05T15:28:43","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T19:28:43","slug":"2019-week-2-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-2-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week 2 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This week the box scores are provided to you by the shipment of fresh salt a certain meatbox has just received and already delivered to the btsh community. Other btsh articles aside, the Gremlins’ buffalo boys have already claimed the extra salt for their Week 3 warmup. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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FA scrimmages will never again be snowed out.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

I have to go back to writing lengthy ref manager emails so these will be brief (yet again) this week. Enjoy!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dank Bows 2 @ Math 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rainbows \u2013 Yetter (2), Matty Freeze (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-1, GAA of 3.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Math \u2013 Jack McG x2 (2), Todd M (1), Zach N (1), Jon M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 David L-W (1-1, GAA of 3.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The media forgot to predict the rainbows were\ngoing to lose 6-2 and therefore didn\u2019t have any bulletin board multiple to put\nup at their weekly roof practice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: I\u2019m not sure if it\u2019s a typo but the rainbows\nhad the two exact same scorers as last week. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riots 0 @ Evil Dojo 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Zak C via Demons <\/em>(yes, another Za\/ch\/ck\/cc\/c on Demons)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CK \u2013 Top Shelf Tommy x2 (2), Alan H (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 G#1 Not Not Campbell (1-0, 1 Shutout)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: After getting the shout out in the box scores last week, Tom found the right net (twice) in this contest, including the ice breaker and eventual GwG.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons 4 @ Butchers 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons \u2013 Miles x2 (4), Neil (5), Gene (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Zak C via<\/em>\nctrl+f Za\/k\/c\/ch recruiting process<\/em>\n(1-0)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butchers \u2013 Rachel (1), Brendan (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Max the FA (0-1-0-1, GAA of 2.00) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: If only Butchers could decline division 4 games\nlike they were NFL flags. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: Rachel gifted one of the flukey Butcher\ngoals to newcomer Brendan. Where\u2019s a three stars of the week post and some\npositivity when you need it?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers 5 @ Gut Rot 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers \u2013 The Lone Wolff (1), CJ \u201cnot the running back\u201d\nAnderson (1), Eleni T (1), Sean with one N (1), Jacques (1)  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Greenwald via CrosFaveHotLegs2018<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Not Eitan (a former league Sultan <\/del>champ forgot to write this down<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The annual run to -70 has just begun!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Les Curdz 1 @ Filthier\n3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poos \u2013 Christian H (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 DeLacy (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier \u2013 James P (1), Ryan McL (1), Sunny M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (1-1, GAA of 2.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: *Insert wide eyed emoji for my multiple inboxes\nblown up by this game \u2013 where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him*<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DaPucks 3 @ Fuzz 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WTP \u2013 Paul (1), Noah (1), Hog(g)*elin “the caps bandwagon hopper” (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Ed P (1-1, GAA unknown \u2013 where is that data\nintegrity when you need it?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz \u2013 Jeff (2), Sig (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Bwn (1-1, GAA of a deuce)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: With WTP up 3-0 after the first 10-15 minutes of the game, they hung on to dear life, with Ed\u2019s light blue chesty shining bright for the second half of this poaching-season-2019-article tilt #myPoachee2019.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: WTP averaged between 130 to 150 in PDO<\/a> on the day. Just to further demonstrate the shot advantage for Fuzz(!!!!): a crossbar hit with 4 minutes left by WTP would have further swung that metric as high as 167 (assuming it goes in if it was on net, of course).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*still useless to Rich, who he was unable to toey dans la deuxieme periode!!! (0\/1)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fresh Kills 2 @\nGremlins 3 (F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FK \u2013 Erica G via FA<\/em>, Andrew “Jeans” M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Patty B (0-0-0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins \u2013 Erich G x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B (2-0, GAA of 1.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Also Erich (this qualifies as a \u201ctoque\u201d\nfor the viewers at home watching the NHL playoffs on TSN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Everyone is reminded that there is no video (or photo flipbook) review in BTSH, except when it comes to Walker emailing you highlights of his minuses (this is *actually* not a joke).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It’s a good thing I’m not the “Tronna” of any reviews either. I can’t even see a stick anywhere inside of either red circle. Call on the black top clearly has to stand.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs 4 @ Karma 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs \u2013 Hicks x3 (3), Mo R (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Max the FA (1-0, 1 shutout)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (0-2, GAA of 2.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The below graphic is not a spoiler…this is technically the week 2 game after all!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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For those trying to keep track of the Rehabs scoring at home.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Anklebiters 3 @ Mega\nTouch 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

GANK \u2013 Jared x2 (3), Shooey (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Craig LaC (2-0, 1 shutout, GAA of 0.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eric D (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Ben does not lead his team in goals, start chirping up Jared, yah boo-birds!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

SkyFighters 0 @ Pound\nSterlings 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 OG James (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

POUNDS \u2013 Alex F (2), Karsten P (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Sizzler (2-0, 1 shutout, GAA of 1.00, and zero requests to recast the goalie standings)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs 4 @ Fresh Kills 0<\/strong> (Week 1 #SunFears makeup)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs \u2013 Ramy (1), Hicks (4), Michelle (1), Alex M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Max the FA (2-0, 2 shutouts)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Patty B (0-1-0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Friendly reminder that our crease rule is not the equivalent of the 1999 Stanley Cup Finals in Triple OT. Cheers.**<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But let our extra zoomed in CSI high resolution shot do the talking:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Doesn’t matter where that ball is, you still can’t step in there.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

** (From one Canadian<\/del> North American Champ to another, sorry, Gabe. Teets McGee is going to win the scoring title again anyways.) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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