Vesa Toskala<\/a> (2-1, GAA of\n.68 all time \u2013 not a joke, gotta account for that sub 22 second goalie pull from\nthis past Sunday in the all-time numbers)<\/p>\n\n\n\nHookers garbage goals \u2013 M.Piggozi (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie shutout win \u2013 Dustin (2-0, 2 shutouts, GAA less than 0 this season, probably)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: Hookers, even with a lot of subs, including CK\nvoodoo doll and former Alt<\/em>ernate captain,\nmanaged to hold down the fort and secure a third straight shutout in as many\ngames. The new survivor pool is picking the player that will be the first to\nscore against Dustin this year. Wait, this pool has *actually* not been started\nyet? I am shocked. <\/p>\n\n\n\nAdvncd Anlytcs: The last time Cobra Kai was shutout, it was by Alex EM, no just kidding,<\/del> it was a week 18 loss to Hookers back in 2017, by the same scoreline, which ultimately sealed the fate for the Katz division race (I just know this from memory, neither google, JW, nor Glnzr had to be asked). What will this early season matchup, goalie blunder, and result hold for 2019\u2019s\u2026wait, what is the name of the 2nd division again? With Hicks renaming everything Southeast for a beefy meaty minute last year, I forgot. At the time of posting we finally remembered. The CMB division… sorry Crazy Caroline! <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nMath 2 @ Butchers 1<\/strong> (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nMath \u2013 Jon M (2), Jack McG (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 David L (2-1, GAA of sub 2.33)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pig Knifes \u2013 Jake \u201cthe unpoachable sky figher\u201d Tiner<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Burke playing\nin his own team\u2019s game <\/em>(0-0-1-0)<\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: Can you really be called a Cobra if you don\u2019t\nplay on Cobra Kai? I get Jake the Snake, but why not Jack the Snack? Jack\nAttack? Action Jackson?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rehabs 3 @ Fuzz 2\n(F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nRehabs \u2013 Cherie x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Tim Burke via\nPig Knifes<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nFuzz \u2013 Sig (2), Ryann \u201csitting on the backdoor because you\ndidn\u2019t include me in the plan\u201d (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Ryan M via CK farm system<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: Why did Fuzz let the Cobra Kai backup goalie get\nin some btsh practice? They didn\u2019t even win the game, and now he\u2019ll be more prepared\nwhen playing for CK later this season. That\u2019s like losing the PBR cup when you\ndidn\u2019t even win it (wait, that actually kind of makes sense).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytcs: Ryann is not on vacation. When Fuzz goalies are sober, they lose.<\/p>\n\n\n\nWho won the Week 3 Battle of the Sexes? No gamesheet was submitted… (looks like Ryann is on vacation…out here on her own island… and that sounds like a win to me!!!)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nGremlins 2 @ Mega 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nGremlins \u2013 Magic Man (1), Cody (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B (2-1, GAA of sub 2.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mega \u2013 Ann Marie (1), J Hanson (1), \u201cInspector\u201d Jones (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Mike T (2-0, GAA of sub 2.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: It\u2019s okay Gemmies, don\u2019t listen to Rich, you can\nlose as many games as you want to this season. And 2020. By 2021, your win\ntotal won\u2019t be a me problem anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytcs: Tim scores his first of the season, rounding\ninto form just in time for Rose Charity with the salt boyz team. The hope is\nthat the goals per whiff are higher than .5 per game that day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not believable: It says Matt Jones scored a goal, but I\u2019m not sure how you can score in BTSH by taking a slapshot. Even Glnzr can\u2019t get away with that.<\/p>\n\n\n\nHigh wind ups leave everyone a little salty.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nKarma 3 @ WTP 2\n(F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nKarma \u2013 Derek Zed x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Steve F (1-2, GAA of 2.33)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shootout Winner \u2013 SCory Cory V<\/p>\n\n\n\n
DaPucks \u2013 Justin M (1), John C #69 (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Ed P (1-1-1, GAA of 3.00-ish)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: WTP managed to score 3 goals yet again for the\nthird straight week, however one was disallowed prior to OT and thus totally\nnot impactful on the final score. The first shooter in the SO failed to realize\nhe had used all his \u201cshut ups\u201d on Rehabs players thanks to refereeing the\nFuzz-Rehabs game prior to this third division tilt. Here\u2019s til\/to OC, Hicks.\nWait, are people talking about OC (teams, poaching, tampering, etc) already? I\nam not shocked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytics: Insert obligatory stat of the number of headshots\n> number of successful shootout attempts<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fresh Kills 0 @ GANK\n4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nGoalie Loss \u2013 David Liang via Math class<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nAnklebiters \u2013 Joe P (1), Alex Derho (1), Jared (4), Courtney\nB (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 The Masked Rubber Ducky (3-0, GAA of 0.PatrickRoy<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: Fresh Kills are still searching the right lineup\nfor their 2020 pbr cup (the time is not yet nigh) and Anklebiters continue to dominate\ntheir early season matchups.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poos 3 @ SKY 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nPoutine \u2013 Mike Marr x2 (3), Lauren (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Chris (1-0)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sky Fighters \u2013 Wes (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 OG James (0-2, GAA of 2.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: Based on the not three stars hon mentions, it appears the referees are ignoring my email(s) and not using hand signals to show who has possession for inbounds if\/when they are inaudible and\/or unclear vocally. Who ever said being ref manager was the \u201cbest job in the [btsh] biz\u201d?<\/p>\n\n\n\nThat is a weird looking Lumbus jersey…or maybe it’s a Tavares jersey? Hmm.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\nPound Sterlings 5 @\nFilthier 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nPounds \u2013 Jason B x2 (2), Avery (1), Michael \u201cwhen I Kuzy\nyou, you\u2019ll know\u201d Roberts (1), Jessica H (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Tim B via\nButchers<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nFilthier \u2013 Jamie D x2 (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B via\nGremlins<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: In an early goal of the year candidate, Jason perfected a perfect forehand scoop shot on a broken play turned half break away, flipping it far glove side past a surprised tendy. Take that, Magnus Arvedson (what Swede spells “sson”\/”son” with only one “s”?). <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytcs: This is probably the first Pounds game in three years that neither Karsten nor ScottyKthe2nd inflated their goal totals by scoring in a blowout win, albeit against a Soko divisional opponent. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Riots 3 @ Rut Rot 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nRiots \u2013 Suz (1), Mike Danton’s favourite player agent* (1), Margot (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Dave GdR (1-0)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gut Rot \u2013 Ramon \u201cdefinitely not a high follow through\u201d Ramon\n(1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Goalie Becca (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: Mike Danton\u2019s favourite player agent* was so speedy in this game, you could only see him with the naked eye by screenshotting game footage on a half-decade outdated mobile device.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
*How has no one complained about this reference yet?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nAdvncd Anlytics: Becca\u2019s save percentage was presumably one\nstandard deviation lower than her TSP courts clothes to skin coverage ratio.\nBoth teams were coming into this having not yet scored this season \u2013 the\nsideline celebrations were accordingly very loud, especially for Margot\u2019s\nclincher.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dark Rainbows 1 @ Denim Demons 6<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nRainbows \u2013 Bryan L (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Demons \u2013 Neil x2 (7), Miles (5), Gene (2), Jake (1), Tracy\n(1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Zach L (2-0, GAA of 0.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: Demons built and early lead in this game and in the division race with an emphatic sextet (not a boob reference) in this Michaliga divisional matchup.<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe Michiliga division is coming up denim. #ALLCAPS<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Lots of sneaker hockey for lots of goalies this past week. Hopefully they were able to stay nice and cool during the very few times in the game they can take waterbreaks now! On to the scores and obscure references galore(s)… Cobra Kai 0 @ Hookers 1 Goalie Loss \u2013 Vesa Toskala (2-1, GAA of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6598,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[310],"class_list":["post-21614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-box-scores"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6598"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21614"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22030,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21614\/revisions\/22030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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