{"id":21756,"date":"2019-05-07T17:00:19","date_gmt":"2019-05-07T21:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=21756"},"modified":"2019-06-05T15:26:33","modified_gmt":"2019-06-05T19:26:33","slug":"2019-week-4-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-4-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week 4 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Thanks to the rain on Sunday, these are still on time! Woohoo!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Totally not a jerk. Wait, wrong Met…<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Butchers 4 @ Rehabs 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pig Knifes \u2013 Mike M x2 (2), Brady C (1), Dana K (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Peter Parker via Rose Charity underdog run<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs \u2013 Alex M (2), Cherie x2 (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eric R (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The Butchers were still in party mode from the\nRose Charity tournament the night before and put in an effort that would have\nprobably been best served in the prior season when Rehabs were a divisional\nfoe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karma 4 @ Demons 3\nF\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karma \u2013 Bill K (1), Scory Cory V (1), Derek Zed (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Steve F (2-2, GAA of 2.38)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Cory (again\u2026of course)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons \u2013 Zach \u201cFine\u201d (1), Neil Zedman x2 (9) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Zach L (2-1, GAA of 1.29)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Karma still doesn\u2019t have any ROW and Neil keeps scoring. Boring. Next!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Those big arms can’t even ROW. What a waste.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Riots 2 @ What the Puck?!\n8<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riots \u2013 Katie S (1), Nick (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (1-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DaPucks \u2013 Hoggystyle x2 (3), Sam McI x3 (3), Henry x2 (3),\nDave Mac (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Goalie Ed (2-1-1, GAA of 2.44)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: This game had way too many assisted (not\nunassisted) goals for my liking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: Through week 4, WTP is the second highest scoring team in the league and tied for the most goal scorers with 10. Their balanced attacked overwhelmed a revamped Riots roster coming off their first win of the season in week 3, outscoring les rouges 6-nil in the final 25 minutes of the contest. Since Ed helped put those stats together, his GAA is now (finally) publishable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine 3 @ Mega 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mega \u2013 Max T (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Mike T (1-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine \u2013 Jo-Ann \u201cthe\u201d Pro. (1), Christine L (1), Jonathan \u201cnot\n69\u201d C (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 RJ F (2-0, GAA of 2.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Someone not named after a whiskey called that\nChristina would score. Where was that honourable* mention in the three stars\npost? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier 4 @ GANK 3 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier \u2013 Jaime D x2 (5), Greg (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (2-1, GAA of 2.26)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Unknown<\/em> (you’re going to start sensing a theme here)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

GANK \u2013 Jason Bourne x2 (2), Probert (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Craig LaC (3-1, GAA of 0.98)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Jason Bourne is still trying to figure out how he\narrived at Tompkins Square Park for this game of \u201chockey\u201d that we play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins 4 @ Dank\nBows 3 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins \u2013 Erich G (3), Tim Magic Man x2 (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B (3-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Unknown<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rainbows \u2013 Karl S (1), Yetter x2 (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Greenwald <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Someone not named after a whiskey took shifts against Yetter, taking those minuses for the team(mates who didn\u2019t want them). Maybe they scored the shootout winner, but we will never know, because the ref never wrote it down on the gamesheet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“They got lucky, but I was drunk so it was cool” – Mike Tarnow. Wait, that’s not Tarnow…<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Evil Dojo 2 @ Fuzz! 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

CK \u2013 A Greedy Provider* (1), Eff Gill Ween (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell W-W (2-0, 2 shutouts)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz \u2013 just kidding,\nthey got shutout<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR via\nPucks Riots tire fire<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Rich sent me an angry emoji this morning and it had nothing to do with defecting from his Ocean City team. Praise the GilF on his team always asking for the box score writeups!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

*This article originally had Rachel L scoring the opening goal of this game (also known as game winners in shutout wins) due to her celebration after said goal. We apologize for an untimely CK beat reporter who finally corrected us after we went to print, and praise thee Provider with a spectacular goal, which, was presumably a “pass” provided to the top corns of the twine, done in selfless fashion.** <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

**Okay Russ, no more a$$ ki$$ing. You have your wtpucking goal now! Stop wearing 99 you pl*g.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When you realize your time is almost up…sorry that I’ll be missing the going away party!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Sky Fighters 3 @ Rut\nRot 2 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

SKY \u2013 Ariel via FB Humblebrags<\/em>, Greg I (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 OG James (1-2, GAA of 2.26)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Dave<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Rob Shhleshzzzak (1), John S (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Sam (0-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Are Sky Fighters actually trying to keep their players around this year by hosting Cinco de Mayo team events?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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‘Sky Fighters are No. 1!’ was exactly the response I expected to that Game Note!!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Pounds 2 @ Hookers 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pounds \u2013 Liz B (1), Luke (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Sizzler (3-0, GAA of 1.67)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers \u2013 Clark H (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Wald-Greens Goalie Emporium via Corlears Park kiddie sized gear<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: If you score the opening goal in a 2-1 win. It\u2019s not the game winning goal. If you score the opening goal in a shutout win, then it IS a GwG. [eom]\n\n\n\n

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Imagine this, but in the crease, I mean, not in the crease, and scoring a goal!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Math 1 @ FK 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Math \u2013 Jon M (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 David L (2-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fresh Kills \u2013 Nick Scott (1), The Euge (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Barch Pile (1-2, GAA of 2.26)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The FK sub carousel finally pans out and FK grab a badly needed two points. Math did not want the two points because they were winning too many games and getting concerningly close to the top of the second division standings, even if it was only week 3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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“Sorry I scored another game winner” Wow, who knew there were polite ball hockey players in Jersey City. (Good defense by “Tarnow” taking the minus for his teammates)<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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