via goalieunionlockerbros<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes:\nSky Fighters struck early, including a couple posts, but could only sneak one\npast Timmy in the early going when Butchers had their hands full of\u2026whatever a\nSky Fighter is. Given the lack of goals in the second half, this game might\nhave felt boring, but it was actually the closest of any of the games on our\ninterdivisional day (final score wise).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytics: Wait, Lalime wore Koho\u2019s in 2001? Play that tape<\/del> video again.<\/p>\n\n\n\nPoutine 0 @ Anklebiters 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nGoalie Loss \u2013\nRJ (2-1, GAA of 2.33)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
GANK \u2013 Sarah\nM (1), Jared (5), Jimmy (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Shutout\nWin \u2013 Sizzler via outsourcedgoalieunionfillin<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: I picked the wrong game to sub in for. What else is there to say if I have absolutely no details on this game? Don\u2019t get triggered just because I took the easy way out and opted for a self-deprecating one liner.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n“Can sub shutouts count for goalie rankings now? Also, hit me with that sake, I’m done for the day now”<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nHookers 3 @ Gremlins 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nHookers \u2013\nClark H x3 (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013\nDustin (3-0, GAA of 0.32)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gremlins \u2013 Rockoff\n(2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013\nJamie B (3-2, GAA of 2.12)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes:\nSeeing how upset Dustin got on the goal against this game was comical, I wanted\nto walk over and ask him if he really thought he\u2019d go the entire year without a\ngoal against.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fresh Kills 10 @ Rut Rot 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nFK \u2013 Nate x5\n(5), Ariel x2 (2), Soko (1), Nicole (1), Gabe (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013\nHector viaMoreTime<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGut Rot \u2013 Len G (1), Rob S (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013\nSam (0-3, GAA slightly more publishable\nthan Goalie Ed 2018<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes: Gabe\nwaited until it was 9-something to score a goal? We\u2019re supposed to believe\nthat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytcs:\nThe number of people who have gotten hat tricks and subsequently received stars\nis like 0-for during the past month. Good thing we\u2019ve given them out for\nshootout winners\/scorers though, otherwise, they\u2019d never really get credit for\na goal that doesn\u2019t really count. I hear new schoolers love a good\nparticipation trophy, or is that old school? Can Russ and JW update their anonymous\narticle and clarify this ambiguity?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dank Bows 1 @ Rehabs 6<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nRainbows \u2013 Yetter\n(5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013\nGreenwald\u2019s Goalie Emporium (1-4, GAA of No\nDave, you don\u2019t want to see it on the site, we haven\u2019t even been able to *momentarily*\ntake away your annual shutout yet either<\/em>)<\/p>\n\n\n\nRehabs \u2013 Bryan M (1), Amitai (1), Cherie (5), Charlie (1), Brett (1), Bryan (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013\nMax Moscow Mule via does Eitan have to\nask you to roster him yet?<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nGame Notes:\nAny additional ringers needed for your fourth division games? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Math 2 @ Instant Karma 7<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nMath \u2013 Eli\nthe Goon (1), Jeff S (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013\nCharlie O\u2019D via Goals Allowed Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nIK \u2013 Derek\nZed x2 (5), Al x2 (2), Liz T (1), Big Ben C (1), Matt S (1) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: No tadpole sightings in the east court puddles. Guess they are invisible in the presence of gods.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What, you thought this was another gimme Thor\/Izzy reference?<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nCobra Kai 3 @ WTP 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nCK \u2013 Pete Flamingo\nG x2 (3), Liam (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013\nHector via wait he got to play two\ngames?!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nWTP \u2013 \u201cThierry\nthe weekly goal scoring<\/em>\u201d Henry (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\nGoalie Loss \u2013\nEd P (2-3, GAA of 2.55)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: It\u2019s funny when rules are first broken by the people they were made solely because of. (What, you\u2019d rather me run with the out of retirement *again* bit?)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\nBeen awful quiet in the goalie subbing space lately.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nRiots 0 @ Fuzz 4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nGoalie Loss \u2013\nDave GdR (1-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuzz \u2013 Alexa\n(1), Teets McGee (1), Sig (3), GilF (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Shutout\nWin \u2013 Tim Bwn (2-1, GAA of 1.33)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes: In\ncase you were looking for official btsh stats sign off on it, yes, Alexa\u2019s goal\nis actually a game winner, and her first career GwG by the sounds of it! What\nkind of new school sicko keeps track of that (hint<\/a>).\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n“Post the one with me in the right jersey” – Alexa always knew how to stand out<\/em><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nFilthier 6 @ Mega Touch 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\nFilthier \u2013\nOP James x2 (3), Danielle (1), Sunny x2 (3), Thomas W (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie\nShutout Win \u2013 Tim K (3-1, GAA of 1.71)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013\nMike Waffleboard T-man (1-3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Game Notes:\nAlex EM sure touched it Mega when his inbound towards the net (terrible shot) beelined\nright for the orchestra stalls of the goal line referee. That\u2019s what you get\nfor being (a) new school (ref) and listening to Glnzr\u2019s weekly ref feedback\nemails. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Advncd Anlytcs: Danielle stole a hat trick from James when she declared that his dipping wrister (no just kidding, he never takes wristers) hit her leg. That was almost as bad as that goal Ann had called back for hitting the ball above her waist. What a terrible 6-0 win!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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