{"id":21898,"date":"2019-06-04T08:10:47","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T12:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=21898"},"modified":"2019-06-04T08:11:33","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T12:11:33","slug":"three-stars-of-week-7-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-week-7-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of Week 7"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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By Jess<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Third Star<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Micayla from LBS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sammy in the background is classic. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Micayla notched her first goal ever in an important 3-2 win over Fuzz. Finally, her husband Avery can stop hogging the goal-scoring spotlight (but he did give her the assist and that’s clearly proof true love exists).<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

Second Star<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Akhil’s Face<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pre-face assist.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Akhil got hit in the face by a Perko shot\/pass during the Gut Rot v Karma game and while everyone was concerned, Peaches snuck in and scored. Akhil had 1 goal and 2 assists on the day if you count the ball flying off his face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Direct exchange after the incident:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charlie (Karma’s goalie): Are you serious, that counts?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ref: Yup, I didn’t blow the whistle, did I? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Charlie: Yeah, well everyone who isn’t a dick stopped playing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Artist rendition of Akhil assisting with his face. <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

First Star<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sarah T from Fuzz <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sarah T. and her husband painstakingly made a new PBR Cup, and it looks dope\/awesome\/amazing\/a million other positive adjectives. She hand-etched in the winners from every year the league has existed. If that’s not 1st star worthy then idk what is. Thanks guys! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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By Jess Third Star Micayla from LBS Micayla notched her first goal ever in an important 3-2 win over Fuzz. Finally, her husband Avery can stop hogging the goal-scoring spotlight (but he did give her the assist and that’s clearly proof true love exists).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21898"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21898"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21898\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21907,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21898\/revisions\/21907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}