Hookers \u2013 Sarah N (1), CJ \u201cnot the running back\u201d Anderson\n(2), Joe M (1, EN)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin O (4-0, GAA 0.49, 2 shutouts)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rehabs \u2013 Hicks (5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 Max the\nFA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: Whoah, Hookers beat Rehabs. Cool. Must be\nbecause of that all-star goalie. Look at those shiny numbers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytcs: Wait, since when did we have the ability to track empty net goals?<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gut Rot 3 @ Instant\nKarma 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Rout Rot \u2013 Akhil (1), Jeff x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Sam (0-4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n IK \u2013 Brianna V (1), Brett C x2 via FA<\/em>, Sara via FA<\/em>, Scory\nCory V (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via\nGoals Allowed Anonymous<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: Apparently if Gut Rot continues playing after a\nball hits someone in the face, it\u2019s okay, and they can keep playing until they score?\nCan old school and new school figure out what to do here, notwithstanding any bullock\u2019s\nsexual innuendos it raises, and whether or not it changes a certain sweetheart\nperception? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytcs: 6\/7 karmas don\u2019t care about advanced stats. Or is it 6 foot 7 karmas\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n Dark Rainbows 2 @\nTompkins Square Riots 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Dank Bows \u2013 Tarnado (1), Ryan M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 David \u201che knows his stats aren\u2019t good [but now\nthey look better]\u201d G (2-4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Riots \u2013 David \u201cMike Danton\u2019s v fave agent\u201d Frost (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (1-3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: No baby powder was harmed in the production of these two points.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Pounds 3 @ Fuzz 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Pounds \u2013 Macayla (1), Jake C (1), Denis via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Mike Sizzler (5-0, GAA 1.60)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fuzz \u2013 Gil\u2019s nephew\u2019s uncle (3), Miles (1) <\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Bwn (2-2, GAA 1.75)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: When does Teets McGee come back for his scoring\ntitle? Week 8? Pushing it a little bit man.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Sky Fighters 3 @ What\nthe Puck 2 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n SkyF \u2013 Matt (1), Wes (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Peter Parker B via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Shootout Winner \u2013 Infanti<\/p>\n\n\n\n WTP \u2013 Annie A (1), Sam McI (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Ed P <\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: After meeting WTP founder Larry Zed-mer earlier\nin the week, Annie scored her first goal for DaPucks to get her side back on\nthe board, bringing the score back to 2-1 in the first period. After another\ngirl goal, tying the game shortly thereafter, Annie almost had another but for\na diving Peter Parker stifling a back door scoring chance to keep the game tied\ngoing into half time. After being lulled to sleep by their opponent\u2019s lack of\npositive corsi for the duration of the game thereafter, WTP failed to score on\nany of their shootout attempts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytics: Poke check on every shootout attempt. Is\nfoolproof. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Cobra Kai 5 @\nMathematics 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n CK \u2013 Liam (2), Big \u201cGreedy Provider\u201d Russ (2), Eff Gill Ween\nx2 (4), Rachel (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Max via\nFA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Math \u2013 John M (1), Eli (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 David L (2-3, GAA 2.75)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: Forget about goalie, I think if Cobra Kai added a dog to the roster, the pupper might outscore some of the players on the rooster. Russ has only two so far, but the doggo likely could snip 3 on a Fourth Division beatdown day game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Fresh Kills 1 @\nFilthier 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n FK \u2013 Nate (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Barch Not Piled (1-3, GAA 2.20)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Filthier \u2013 Ann (1), Sunny (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (4-1, GAA 1.57)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: Obligatory \u201cFilthier got the job done without\nmaking a barch pile\u201d game note. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytcs: After getting one called back last week, Ann\nmade sure to get one that counted this time around, setting the tone for two filthy\npoints.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Gouging Anklebiters 3\n@ Butchers 0 PPD<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n GANK \u2013 Probert x2 (4), Sarah M (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie of Record \u2013 Craig LaC (3-1, GAA 0.80)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Butchers \u2013 Nada de Pig\nKnife Ball in Net <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie of Record \u2013 Tim Burke (1-1, GAA 2.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: After playing through the first monsoon, on the\nwest court of all things, play was suspended after the secondary rainfall hit\nTompkins Square Park with roughly 5 minutes left in the game. Jason Bourne\ncouldn\u2019t retrace his steps to the rink this week, but luckily Probert found his\nscoring touch, putting up a pair of his own for a change this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Mega Touch 2 @ Denim\nDemons 1 F\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Touch em Mega \u2013 Natasha (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Win \u2013 Mike \u201cWaffelboard\u201d T (2-3, GAA 2.69)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Shootout Winner \u2013 Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n DenDems \u2013 Miles S (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Zach L (2-2-1, GAA 1.35) <\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: A tight contest was decided in the 9th<\/sup>\nround of the shootout (the only successful shootout attempt to boot, and better\nyet, no full parabola rebound bounces were necessary to score this time).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytcs: Louie\/Louis\/Lewiiiii held up his standard\nperformance of 2019, only allowing a goal through 55 minutes and only on more\nin a 9-round shootout. Unfortunately for the first time all-star, his\ncounterpart on this day \u2013big waffleboard T-man \u2013 was just a little bit better,\nstopping every attempt in the shootout and leading Mega to the extra point.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Poutine Machine @ Gremlins PPD<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n Game Notes: Walker may lament about the lack of playing time but we all know he\u2019ll forget about it the day they have their double header. Too bad that smart (ass*) guy James won\u2019t still be around to ruin it though (*in accordance with old school methodology, he was good at something; therefore, he shall be sl00t shamed and declared a dick!). <\/p>\n\n\n\n Advncd Anlytcs: Still not sure why Walker never ended up being a goalie, especially an FA one\u2026dat playing time arbitrage doe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Friendly reminder that we have the ASG coming up next Sunday. Stay for Four-Foot long sammies (no jumbo bagels) and the skills comp. 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