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<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> Pink <\/p>\n The Rainbows began the 2009 regular season with 10 wins in their first 12 games, giving them sole possession of first place at the end of July.\u00a0 However, with losses in five of their last nine games, the Rainbows slipped to sixth place heading into the playoffs, where they were upset by Fresh Kills in the first round.\u00a0 Captain Sean Reynolds explains, “Last year was comparable to a breakfast consisting of\u00a0four cups of coffee and\u00a0four sausage Egg McMuffins…fast start and a shitty finish.”<\/p>\n Despite the sour end to 2009, Reynolds and the Rainbows are optimistic about the upcoming season.\u00a0 The team did not lose any key players in the offseason and will benefit from the addition of Janica Lee and the return of Jennie Brown.\u00a0 Additionally, Reynolds notes that goalie (and new league secretary [self-appointed]) John Meyer spent his entire Christmas bonus on new gear that is guaranteed to bring his goals against average down 1.5 goals.<\/p>\n Reynolds warns the league, “You can expect thorough ass-kickings handed out by us week-in and week-out, culminating\u00a0with us hoisting the poorly made BTSH Cup, which we will proceed to drink champagne from and then spit out on the losing team (most likely the Hookers).”<\/p>\n
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2004
\n2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 14-6-0-1 (6th place)
\n2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Fresh Kills in first round
\n2009 Leading Scorer: <\/strong>John Nielsen, 20 goals
\nConference:<\/strong> Weyersberg
\nDivision:<\/strong> Hackett
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> Rainbow Palace
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Jennie Brown (back from pregnancy), Janica Lee (free agency)
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> none<\/p>\n