{"id":2220,"date":"2010-03-27T00:41:23","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T05:41:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=2220"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:57:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:57:32","slug":"season-preview-unicorns-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-unicorns-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Unicorns"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Do You Believe In Unicorns?<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unicorns2010.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2407  aligncenter\" title=\"Chris and Mark\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unicorns2010.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"465\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unicorns2010.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unicorns2010-290x300.jpg 290w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/unicorns2010-991x1024.jpg 991w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Color:<\/strong> Yellow<br \/>\n<strong>Year Founded:<\/strong> 2001<br \/>\n<strong>2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 10-11 (10th place)<br \/>\n<strong>2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Sky Fighters in first round<br \/>\n<strong>2009 Leading Scorer: <\/strong>Chris, 13 goals<br \/>\n<strong>Conference:<\/strong> Weyersberg<br \/>\n<strong>Division:<\/strong> Hackett<br \/>\n<strong>Home Arena:<\/strong> Yellow Forum<br \/>\n<strong>Key Additions:<\/strong> None<br \/>\n<strong>Key Losses:<\/strong> Victoria (Sabbatical), Nelson (unknown), Ted &#8220;Biff&#8221; (1955)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>After several years of fearless leadership as\u00a0Unicorns captain, Christian has relinquished the reins of power\u00a0to Courtney (Coco) and Lindsay.\u00a0 As the new heads of one of BTSH&#8217;s original franchies, both ladies are extremely\u00a0excited to usher in a new era of Unicorns hockey.\u00a0 Courtney exclaims, &#8220;We are reeling to go\u00a0play and to embrace some healthy competition.&#8221;\u00a0 However, the road ahead will not be easy, as the team lost several key players in the offseason including Ted &#8220;Biff&#8221;, Nelson, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/sus.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Susannah<\/a>, Victoria (Susannah&#8217;s sister), and Brendan.<\/p>\n<p>Rather than replace\u00a0each one\u00a0of their departing players, Coco and Lindsay have decided to sport\u00a0a slimmed down roster this\u00a0year\u00a0in an effort to increase playing time.\u00a0 As the team&#8217;s leading scorer last season, Chris is already expected to play roughly 50 minutes a game (also known as the Martin &#8220;Ocho Cinco&#8221; Cejka strategy).\u00a0 However, despite this strategy of\u00a0carrying fewer players, the Unicorns are also happy to welcome returning veterans Aaron and Jill back into the fold.<\/p>\n<p>Apropos of nothing, Coco also adds, &#8220;We&#8217;re hoping to improve our EVT turnout and expect other BTSH members to give\u00a0us a hard time if they do not see good attendance!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/kane.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Kane<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 Although they&#8217;ve been around for a long time now,\u00a0they&#8217;re still capable of having great matchups against top competitors.\u00a0 Unfortunately, their days as a true\u00a0title contender may be behind them.<br \/>\n<strong>Fast Fact:<\/strong> John Mark&#8217;s last name is not Mark.\u00a0 That&#8217;s just his first name.<\/p>\n<p><strong>ROSTER<\/strong><br \/>\nAaron<br \/>\nAmy<br \/>\nCaitlin<br \/>\nChris<br \/>\nChristian<br \/>\nCourtney (C)<br \/>\nCraig \u201cUg\u201d LaCombe<br \/>\nIannis<br \/>\nJeanne<br \/>\nJill<br \/>\nJohn Mark<br \/>\nJoseph<br \/>\nLindsay (C)<br \/>\nMark<br \/>\nRyan<br \/>\nSara<br \/>\nSarah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do You Believe In Unicorns? Color: Yellow Year Founded: 2001 2009 Regular Season Finish: 10-11 (10th place) 2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Sky Fighters in first round 2009 Leading Scorer: Chris, 13 goals Conference: Weyersberg Division: Hackett Home Arena: Yellow Forum Key Additions: None Key Losses: Victoria (Sabbatical), Nelson (unknown), Ted &#8220;Biff&#8221; (1955)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[132,18,13],"class_list":["post-2220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2010-team-previews","tag-2010-season","tag-team-previews","tag-unicorns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2650,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions\/2650"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}