{"id":2223,"date":"2010-03-25T20:35:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-26T01:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=2223"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:36:34","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:36:34","slug":"season-preview-butchers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-butchers\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Butchers"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m With “Hawkeye!”<\/h4>\n

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Color:<\/strong> Maroon
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2010
\nConference:<\/strong> Schumacher
\nDivision:<\/strong> Donohue
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> The Slaughterhouse<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

In an effort to outdo Happy Little Elves captain Ben Chadwick, Butchers captain Ben Bloom has created this improbable backstory for his new team:<\/em><\/p>\n

Eons ago, there existed an elite group of chaos warriors who ravaged the galaxy with a boundless hatred of all things alive. They were called the Scumdogs of the Universe, and they grew in might and fury, the greatest weapon in the arsenal of their cosmic Master.<\/p>\n

But they became too powerful, and too defiant, and for their cosmic crimes were banished to the most insignificant planet in the universe\u2026the seething mudball known as Earth.<\/p>\n

Millions of years passed, and they slumbered, until the pollution of your world de-thawed these creatures from their ageless coma\u2026and now they stride the Earth, living gods, dedicated to one goal, the destruction of the human race, and the eradication of existence itself! Wait- that\u2019s two goals!<\/p>\n

Hark to the hideous majesty of your MASTERS, rulers of Earth, the MIGHTY BUTCHERS!!!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble: <\/strong>John Morrison<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 It’s still a little early to make a true judgment on how far they can go, but out of all\u00a0the new guys, they\u00a0seem to\u00a0show the most promise and potential.
\nFast Fact: <\/strong>Jeff “Hawk” Hawkins does not believe in cold cereal for breakfast.\u00a0 He will only eat Canadian Bacon.<\/p>\n

ROSTER<\/strong>
\nBen Bloom (C)
\nGary Cohen
\nBeth Costello
\nBrian Friedman
\nJason Greenberg
\nRachel “A-Korn” Greene (A)
\nJeff “Hawk” Hawkins
\nAmanda Jenkins
\nJesse Kalb
\nAynsley Kirshenbaum
\nGreg Kong
\nRandy Locklair
\nGabriel Mariano
\n“The Masterpiece” Ashley McMasters
\nMike Mincieli
\nRob Neilson
\nGeorgine “Mulva” Paulin
\nEric Ramirez
\nArthur “Lil Weezy” Revechkis (A)
\nBoris Revechkis
\nJason “The Hamburglar” Rosenstock
\nArnold Sanchez
\nKip Winger<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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