{"id":2235,"date":"2010-04-01T11:36:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=2235"},"modified":"2010-04-01T13:17:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T18:17:09","slug":"season-preview-denim-demons-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-denim-demons-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Denim Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"

Please Don’t Hate The Denim Demons<\/h4>\n

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Color:<\/strong> Red
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2002
\n2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 14-2-2-3 (1st place)
\n2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
\nConference:<\/strong> Weyersberg
\nDivision:<\/strong> Rubens
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> Adam Rubens War Veterans Memorial Coliseum
\n2009 Leading Scorer:<\/strong> Jeff Kamen, 18 goals
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Noah and Sara’s new baby
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> Danny’s virginity, the Colts in Super Bowl XLIV<\/p>\n

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The Denim Demons shocked the world last season by finishing first in the 2009 regular season and taking home the coveted Prince of Weyersberg Trophy.\u00a0 With the emergence of goaltender Aaron “Coach” Pagdon, the Demons boasted the league’s top defense and shut out their opponents a league high six times.\u00a0 However, the dream season came to a screeching halt in the quarterfinals of the playoffs when the Demons were upset by Fresh Kills.<\/p>\n

When asked about the Demons’ prospect for the 2010 season, captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens simply replied with this<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Randy “Legend Killer” Orton<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 Unfazed by the fans’ opinion, they are easily one of the top contenders and draws at any given time.\u00a0 Besides, were you really expecting anyone else?
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau\u2019s last-ditch effort of picking up players at the Holland Tunnel via prostitution was a complete bust.<\/p>\n

ROSTER<\/strong> (player notes provided by btsh.org correspondent Abby Meisterman)
\nMike Pereira<\/em>: Had the solution to global warming but showed up too late for the meeting.
\nDave Shyu<\/em>: Tried to buy $240 worth of McDonald\u2019s Sweet Chili Nugget Sauce.
\nZack Tinkelman<\/em>: Married Lena for the money, not for the food, as was previously suggested.
\nBob<\/em>: Grew up on the island of Mypos and is thus an excellent sheep shearer and knitter.
\nAdam “Legend Killer” Rubens<\/em>: Successfully convinced Dave that pudding was a better use of his money.\u00a0 Awwww yeah.
\nBill Francy<\/em>: Joined the Denim Demon synchronized swimming team, despite only dog paddling.
\n“Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau<\/em>: Shoots righty, stabs lefty.
\nVal Penascino<\/em>: As a Pittsburgh Penguins fan, found the movie March of the Penguins<\/em> very misleading.
\nDanny Polinksy<\/em>: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o
\n<\/a>Brad Weiger<\/em>: Lost his \u201cSexy Brad\u201d moniker when he grew his beard.
\nSteve Chernoski<\/em>: Actually from Delaware.
\nAaron \u201cCoach\u201d Pagdon<\/em>: Auditioning for the title role in Shakespeare\u2019s Romeo and Juliet<\/em>.
\nLauren C.<\/em>: Crowned Flip-Cup Queen 2009 in the Beer Olympics.
\nLena Moy-Borgen<\/em>: Ordered to take anger management courses and received a citation from PETA.
\nMiranda Kahn<\/em>: Sadly, not related to Khan Noonien Singh
\n<\/a>Tara Lloyd<\/em>: First runner-up in the Lil\u2019 Miss Denim Demon Beauty Contest.
\nDez Penascino<\/em>: Was head cheerleader for the San Dimas High School football team, after Missy\u2019s reign.
\nGabby Carson<\/em>: First Demon to be declared legally sane\u2026by herself.
\nAbby Meisterman<\/em>: http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dnLjr8TaE1Q<\/a>
\nConnie Chan<\/em>: Holds the belief that anyone with facial hair is actually\u00a0an evil doppelg\u00e4nger and thus is wary of Brad and Zack.
\nEmily T. Carson<\/em>: T<\/em>, as in Tureaud, as in Mr. T, as in she pities the fool.
\nNoah Farkas<\/em>: Believes universal health care is the first step towards the USA becoming Canada and is fine with that.
\nSara Farkas<\/em>: Well versed in Tybalt, Capo Ferra, and Agrippa, and thus cancels herself out.
\nJeff Kamen<\/em>: Currently forming Denim Demons Israel after the success of Denim Demons Hawaii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Please Don’t Hate The Denim Demons Color: Red Year Founded: 2002 2009 Regular Season Finish: 14-2-2-3 (1st place) 2009 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals Conference: Weyersberg Division: Rubens Home Arena: Adam Rubens War Veterans Memorial Coliseum 2009 Leading Scorer: Jeff Kamen, 18 goals Key Additions: Noah and Sara’s new baby Key Losses: […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[132,19,18],"class_list":["post-2235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2010-team-previews","tag-2010-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2235"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2235"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2473,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2235\/revisions\/2473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}