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<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> White <\/p>\n 2009 proved to be a very good year for LBS, Inc., both on and off the court.\u00a0 Compliance officer Karsten Pichon led all of BTSH with 29 goals for the season, while his linemate, majority shareholder “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin chipped in 17 of his own.\u00a0 By securing the Schloeder Division title, The Corporation added another prestigious award to its already crowded mantle.<\/p>\n CEO Sascha Puritz persevered through the recession and was able to avoid the economic crunch, keeping her personnel intact for 2010.\u00a0 However, one area that Puritz saw slipping within her organization in recent years was the dress code.\u00a0 Corporation members used to show up each Sunday wearing pristine, collared white polo shirts.\u00a0 However, due to a shift in company culture, attributed by some to CFO Brian “Grandmaster B” Barrett’s new “Beer Everyday” policy, most of her charges began to show up wearing generic, non-matching white t-shirts.\u00a0 Thus, seeking a return to professionalism, Puritz has once again imposed a stringent dress code.\u00a0 All female players are now required to wear tennis skirts, while everyone will wear matching t-shirts embossed with the corporate logo.\u00a0 Poulin adds that these shirts, of course, will be white, as The Corporation has been wearing white since BTSH was initiated.<\/p>\n
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2002
\n2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 15-4-0-1 (3rd place)
\n2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Sky Fighters in quarterfinals
\nConference:<\/strong> Weyersberg
\nDivision:<\/strong> Rubens
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> The Boardroom
\n2009 Leading Scorer: <\/strong>Karsten Pichon, 29 goals
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> None
\nKey Losses: <\/strong>None<\/p>\n