{"id":22417,"date":"2019-06-12T14:21:10","date_gmt":"2019-06-12T18:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=22417"},"modified":"2019-06-12T14:25:43","modified_gmt":"2019-06-12T18:25:43","slug":"2019-week-8-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-8-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week 8 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Week 8 brought us interdivisional play that featured\nmultiple OT victories, shutouts, and blowouts (not including what they called\ngame 6 of the Stanley cup finals)\u2026.on to the box scores. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

GANK 5 @ Rainbows 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

GANK \u2013 Ben \u201cnot Bob\u201d Probert (5), Jared P (6), Shannon S (1),\nJeremy Shoey\/Schuie\/ShoeShoe (2), Jason Bourne (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Craiggers (4-1, GAA 1.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dank Bows \u2013 Bryan L (2), Tarnado (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (2-5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DenDems 2 @ Hookers 3\nF\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons \u2013 Jake R (2), Brian M (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie SOL \u2013 Zak C (1-0-1, GAA 1.90)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers \u2013 CJ (3), Eleni T (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin O #notyourallstargoalie2019 (5-0, GAA\n0.77)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Danilo (and Not the Running Back<\/em> Anderson with the clincher)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Evil Dojo 0 @ Mega\nClutch Touch 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ryan M (0-2, GAA 3.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mega \u2013 Eric D (1), Devin via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Jeff H (1-0, 1 Shutout, GAA 0.00)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: In what will sure be a top nomination for moment\nof saddening for 2019, Jeff shuts out Cobra Kai in his BTSH send-off game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: CK\u2019s replacement goalie for Campbell has a GAA higher than the most goals CK let in last year, not including the finals (not because Sig was in the crease on the third Fuzz goal, this is just to illustrate the punch line), which was only a brace (2) on many weeks in 2018. Is it time to go back to the Brooklyn ice hockey drawing board? Instagram polls? The dog park? Do they have those in Brooklyn? It does seem like a cliquey activity\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rut Rot 2 @ Math 4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Mark C (1), Tommy C (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Sam (0-5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Math \u2013 Jack McG (4), Jon M x2 (5), Jeff S (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 David L (3-3, GAA 2.62)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: I\u2019m waiting one more week before censoring that\ngoalie record. Oof. #RoadToMinus70<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs 4 @ Gremlins 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Habs \u2013 Dave R x2 (2), <\/em><\/strong>Mo R (2), Bryan M (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eric R (1-1, GAA 2.50)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins \u2013 Carcella \u201cI might have had one too many\u201d\nMolson(s) (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Sam \u201cfirst and last\u201d Goalie Game (0-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Rehabs are now recruiting Br\/i\/y\/ans ad nausea. Bryan M has been credited with the opening goal against Rainbows in Week 6. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instant Karma 1 @\nFilthier 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

IK \u2013 Derek Zed (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (but totally down to give it to\nSizzler and ruin his goalie stats since he subbed in late in this game in\nrelief)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier \u2013 Sunny M (5), Thomas W (2), OP James x2 (5), Sean\nthe Mule (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (5-1, GAA 1.48)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hope you are feeling better, Steve!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz 1 @ Poos 0 F\/OT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz \u2013 Sig (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Tim Bwn (3-2, GAA 1.37)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 RJ F (2-2, GAA 1.95)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Nico did knock down Walsh. But I totally didn\u2019t\nsee it happen, while totally not reffing, and totally called it a penalty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: Sig now has more goals than alleged knock downs. Goon!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DaPucks 3 @ Pounds 4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WTP \u2013 Paul P (2), Hanif P (1), Hoggystyle* (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ed P (2-3-2, GAA 2.64)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pounds \u2013 Jason B (3), B Wayne (3), Mike \u201cobscure reference\nAllyn McCauley\u201d McVillainy via WTP<\/em>,\nAmitai via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Sizzler (6-0, GAA 1.83)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: *unassisted,\nkind of (McCauley will set me up in a future game I\u2019m sure**)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trade Block: **After only appearing for 1 game through Week 8, WTP are trying to ship off Capalbo to Poundtown, because ScottyKthe2nd likes saying [reverse] 69 more than the Hamilton\/toe Provider. In return they\u2019ll hopefully receive something more than TML box score references in Mike \u201cspelt like Allyn\u201d McCauley. Okay, this is now getting too long and I\u2019m not putting together a yetter like presser article here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Wait, that’s not how “reverse” works, is it???<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Butchers 4 @ Riots 5\nF\/OT<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pig Knife O Fence \u2013 Jake T x2 (4), Cheeky (1), Super and\nFast Dave (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie OTLoss \u2013 Tim Brk (1-2, GAA 2.68)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riots \u2013 Kevin Zed (1), Vanck (1), Margot (1), Dan G x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dave GdR (2-3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: A lot of rioter red picked an ideal time to\nstart scoring some goals \u2013 everyone who scored in this game had firsts on the\nseason, with Dan\u2019s second being the difference in OT. I totally told Jake they\u2019d\nwin a game this season. Oh no wait, that was me talking to Rob from Gut Rot\u2026.the\nbox scores never lie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

FK 6 @ SKY 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

FK \u2013 Gabe x4 (5), Rachel (1), Sheena (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Barch Pile (2-3, GAA 1.76)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Peter \u201cWhite, Black and Red All Over\u201d Parker via Spiderman Newspaper Photos <\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: With Gabe only at 1 goal heading into Week 8 and some sky fighting horseshoe\/poo luck from week 7\u2019s game, mean reversion is a b*tch, Pete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Gabe on your average sub goalie Sunday.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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