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<\/a><\/p>\nColor:<\/strong> Black <\/p>\n The Rehabs’ hopes are once again riding high heading into the 2010 season.\u00a0 Their captain, Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli sheds some light on to their offseason activity:<\/em><\/p>\n A number of Rehabs were detained during the offseason while fulfilling illegal desires on the benches of Tompkins Square Park, and they\u00a0are now spending the season in group therapy and performing community service throughout the city. You might even see some of them offering a helping hand to some needy street hockey teams in the area. New players were stalked and scouted upon their release from a number of different rehabilitation clinics in the five boroughs and Pennsylvania and are entering this season extremely thirsty for booze and amphetamines.<\/p>\n Last year’s Rehabs sweated beer and hacked lungs through the season, terrifying opponents with their shakes and tales of bedtimes long overdue, but were unable to clinch the title. A goal was fulfilled, however, when they ate the Denim Demons for breakfast in a consolation game at the end of the season. 2010 has brought renewed hope to the team, as it promises the exploration of new tricks, plays, and substances.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Beth Phoenix<\/a><\/em>.\u00a0 Easily the top female presence in the game, they\u00a0truly deserve the moniker of “Glamazon”. ROSTER Ain’t No Thang But A Chicken Wang Color: Black Year Founded: 2001 2009 Regular Season Finish: 11-6-1-3 (8th place) 2009 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals Conference: Weyersberg Division: Hackett Home Arena: The Stacy S. Kehoe Auditorium 2009 Leading Scorers: Dave Fraser & Adam Skuse, 9 goals Key Additions: Gary Kowalski (Mighty […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[136],"tags":[132,29,18],"class_list":["post-2248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2010-team-previews","tag-2010-season","tag-rehabs","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2248"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2646,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2248\/revisions\/2646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2001
\n2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 11-6-1-3 (8th place)
\n2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
\nConference:<\/strong> Weyersberg
\nDivision:<\/strong> Hackett
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> The Stacy S. Kehoe Auditorium
\n2009 Leading Scorers: <\/strong>Dave Fraser & Adam Skuse, 9 goals <\/strong>
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Gary Kowalski (Mighty Squirrels), Anita Khar (Mathematics)
\nKey Losses: <\/strong>Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez (Mathematics), Sean “$howJu” McClain (Mathematics)<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> It is unclear whether the Hackett Division is named after Rehab defender Gina Hackett or former NHL goaltender Jeff Hackett<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Chantel Arroyo
\nMichael “Cupcake” Bartlett
\nRobert Blandi
\nMeredith “Danberg” Ficarelli (C)
\nAlex Doucette
\nShane Farrell
\nGina Hackett
\nTom Houston
\nStacy S. Kehoe
\nAnita Khar
\nGary Kowalski
\n“Con” Ed Lau
\nRyan Melbourne
\nKamdyn Moore
\nJeff Nugent
\nLateef Nurmohamed
\nAnthony Romeo
\nAdam Skuse
\nBryan “Stork” Welch
\nAlex “Villano VI” Zabala<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"