{"id":2253,"date":"2010-04-07T13:27:46","date_gmt":"2010-04-07T18:27:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=2253"},"modified":"2010-04-10T22:38:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T03:38:09","slug":"season-preview-cobra-kai-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-cobra-kai-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Cobra Kai"},"content":{"rendered":"

Will Doesn’t Like His New Teammates<\/h4>\n

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Color:<\/strong> Camouflage
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2006
\n2009 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 5-13-1-2 (14th place)
\n2009 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to LBS, Inc. in first round
\nConference:<\/strong> Schumacher
\nDivision:<\/strong> Donohue
\nHome Arena:<\/strong> The Dojo
\n2009 Leading Scorer: <\/strong>Will Kuhns, 14 goals
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> Laura Suchoski, Mark Kleinkecht, Max Maier, Peter Lang,
\nShep Halsey, Scott Rice (All Free Agents)
\nKey Losses: <\/strong>Kevin Au (Tuques), Brian “The Flashlight” Morrison
\n<\/strong><\/p>\n

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After another sub .500 season in 2009, Cobra Kai underwent a\u00a0radical makeover this offseason, with the team adding a slew of rookie free agents.\u00a0\u00a0However, as these rookies learn the ins and outs of BTSH, they\u00a0join a team that is still assimilating\u00a0many mid and late season additions from last year.\u00a0 As a result, Cobra Kai’s 2010 opening day roster barely resembles the opening day roster from 2009, and only three players remain from the team’s inaugural game in 2006.<\/p>\n

One of Cobra Kai’s focal points this season will be to stabilize\u00a0its goaltending situation.\u00a0 After last season’s revolving door of goaltenders, which included Paul “P.J.” Lopez, Minkus, Enayet “Retail” Rasul, Kevin Au, and one game with no goalie,\u00a0the Dojo\u00a0is hopeful that rookie Peter Lang can return the team to the\u00a0consistency of the Stefanie Volanto era…although there are no current plans to change the team’s name to “Lang’s Heroes”.<\/p>\n

Professional Wrestler They Closely Resemble: <\/strong>CM Punk<\/a><\/em>. Despite some extremely impressive wins in the past, we’re still waiting for them to unleash their full potential. However, if and when they do, they could legitimately be a top contender.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Rem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito finished third in his\u00a0second grade spelling bee when he added the letter u<\/em> to the word labor<\/em>.<\/p>\n

ROSTER
\n<\/strong>Gregory “Lysol” Altman (C)
\nAra “6-1-9!”Arnn
\nLaurie Chakel
\nDavid Cicirelli
\nMorgan “Secretary Of Defense” Doninger
\nRem “Canadian Strongman” Garavito
\nShep Halsey
\nMark Kleinkecht
\nWill Kuhns
\nPeter Lang
\nMax Maier
\nLeah Mollin-Kling
\nJ.J. Murphy
\nMariko Nakatani
\nBecky Pear
\nDiana Pincus
\nEnayet “Retail” Rasul (C)
\nScott Rice
\nLaura Suchoski
\nJoe Smith
\nMark Talercio
\nChristina “Mojito” Verigan
\nFaye Wells<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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