{"id":23123,"date":"2019-08-06T17:49:14","date_gmt":"2019-08-06T21:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=23123"},"modified":"2019-08-06T17:49:16","modified_gmt":"2019-08-06T21:49:16","slug":"2019-week-whatever-13-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-whatever-13-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week Whatever (13) Box Scores &#8211; Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>After forgetting what week it was and not posting the box scores on time&#8230;these are coming in hot (then cool substantially half way through)&#8230;on to the box scores.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fuzz 1 @ Rehabs 0 F\/OT<\/strong><em> (Makeup game played in lieu of September 29)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuzz \u2013 Jeff (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Tim Bwn (third shutout this season)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie OT Loss \u2013 Eric R (held a SO through regulation)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: After an uninteresting regulation session, Sig got his knockdowns for 2019 off to a late start to help clear some space for Jeff to finish his own breakaway rebound (does that even count as a real goal? C\u2019mon man) in the extra session and passed some salt the habs\u2019 way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Fuzz 6 @ Mega 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuzz \u2013 Teets McGee x2 (7), Jeff x2 (5), Caitlin <em>via FA<\/em>, Walsh (1) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie almost shutout win \u2013 Tim Bwn (5-5, 3 shutouts, GAA\n2.06)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mega \u2013 Jeff B (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Eric D (0-3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: Fuzz got out to an early lead and forgot to play\ndefense in the second half, leading to a lost goose-egg for ol\u2019 pony tail Timmy\nboy! <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Advncd Anlytcs: Sig had 1 more knockdown assist in this game.\nGood thing I don\u2019t post these on fb, so it can save Jeff his annual fb comment\nfor one of those btsh posts that will complain about shortis bringing ringers\nto Ocean City (again).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"476\" height=\"287\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Golly-for-Goals.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23126\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Golly-for-Goals.png 476w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Golly-for-Goals-300x181.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><figcaption>In our first What the Poll of 2019, respondents said &#8230; actually these are just our jersey numbers. Pretty sure Alexa wears #10 too. What other sickos recognized that when peaking at the graphic? Just Gil&#8217;s son&#8217;s dad probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rehabs 6 @ Gut Rot 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rehabs \u2013 Cherie (6), Monique (6), Joshua K (1), Hicksy (7),\nJoey Bats (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Eric R (3-3, 1 shutout, GAA 1.29)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Peter Parker <em>via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: On what btsh post can I find out if Joey made it\nto a third episode on Dating Kate (plus 8)**?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Advncd Anlytcs: **Walker stop salivating, it\u2019s a reality tv show about a woman who has 8 kids, not a plus\/minus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Sky Fighters 2 @\nHookers 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sky \u2013 Moe H (1), Mo (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 DeLacy <em>via\nHappy Little Elves<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hookers \u2013 Sam M (1), Clark (5), CJ (5), Cro (2), Pigozzi (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin O (7-1, 2 shutouts, GAA 1.22)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: Former BTSH Olympics arm-wrestling champ Sam got in his first game of 2019, and said before the game \u201cwe\u2019ll try it, hope it goes well\u201d and went out and scored the first goal of the game. Good to see you back out there, Sam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Filthier 4 @ Dark\nRainbows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Filthier \u2013 Thomas W (3), JJ (1), OP James x2 (8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (8-2, 2 shutouts, GAA 1.39)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dank \u2018Bows \u2013 The Funny Hiker Guy (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (2-9)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Pounds 4 @ Riots 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sterlings \u2013 Scotty K the 2<sup>nd<\/sup> x2 (2), Roberts x2 (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 Sizzler (7-1, GAA 1.75)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Riots \u2013 Mike Danton\u2019s Fave Player Agent (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (2-7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: No one knows it because these aren\u2019t posted on fb, but Roberts keeps scoring goals (see game notes two games below) for a depleted Pounds roster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Butchers 2 @ What the\nPuck?! 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Butchers \u2013 Georgine (1), Chris Creamsicle (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk (2-5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WTP?! \u2013 Hoggystyle x3 (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 Goalie Ed (5-5)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: A tight contest where leads lasted no more than\n5 minutes in length, with the game tied for the majority of play, the Pucks\nscored an unassisted goal late to steal 2 points at the hands of some butchers.\nAnd one would think a pig knife would trump a wild hog(g). Shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Advncd Anlytcs: Much like last year\u2019s Olympics day, WTP?! rocked their alternate white v-necks, beat a higher division team, the current captain had a 3-point game, and the breakfast bagel sandwich population took a big hit. \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Poutine 3 @ Cobra Kai\n0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poutine \u2013 James McQ (3), Mike Pags x2 (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 RJ (4-4, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Ryan M (0-3, GAA higher than any goal total\nCampbell gave up in 2018 but for the finals)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: Where is that facebook post from 2018 we can bump where Tim K tells Cobra Kai (read: Eff Gil Ween) to settle down and talk about a winning record when they are in the top division (or better yet, conference)? Roberts, I\u2019ll break your mojo and post these box scores on the fb group if you can\u2019t find it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Demons 3 @ Fresh\nKills 2 OT\/SO<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Demons \u2013 Bar Down Brad x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Shootout Win \u2013 Zach L (5-3, 1 shutout, GAA 1.79)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Shootout Winner \u2013 Zach (obviously)\u2026<em>Fine<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fresh Kills \u2013 Tom \u201cthe R stands for (coming out of) Retirement\u201d\nRush x2 (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Shawn H <em>via FA<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"670\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180829-1422352-1024x670.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180829-1422352-1024x670.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180829-1422352-300x196.png 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180829-1422352-768x502.png 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180829-1422352.png 1440w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Bar down Brad so fly, he matches his lenses to his shirt.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Math 2 @ Gremlins 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Math \u2013 Elly (2), Jackpole (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 David L (5-4, GAA 2.42)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gremlins \u2013 Marcella (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B (6-5, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.59)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3030-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16099\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3030-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3030-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/IMG_3030-768x576.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>Elly (calling it) right down the middle for a score!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>GANK 5 @ IK 1<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>GANK \u2013 Derho (3), Bob Probert (9), Chris B (4), Joe P (3),\nCoCo (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Win \u2013 Craig LaC (8-1, 3 shutouts, GAA 1.41)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>IK \u2013 Derek (10)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (3-4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Game Notes: I told you this post substantially cooled off halfway through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"816\" height=\"568\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180823-1803322.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-19333\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180823-1803322.png 816w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180823-1803322-300x209.png 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot_20180823-1803322-768x535.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 816px) 100vw, 816px\" \/><figcaption>Bring out the Olympics boo birds.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After forgetting what week it was and not posting the box scores on time&#8230;these are coming in hot (then cool substantially half way through)&#8230;on to the box scores. 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