{"id":23452,"date":"2019-08-17T11:46:25","date_gmt":"2019-08-17T15:46:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=23452"},"modified":"2019-08-17T11:46:27","modified_gmt":"2019-08-17T15:46:27","slug":"2019-week-14-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2019-week-14-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2019: Week 14 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

In honour of none of us playing in that darn cool hockey OC tournament this weekend, a “Ned Flanders” quote to describe these belated box scores…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“A plain slice of bread with a glass of water for dipping on the side.” That gosh darn prediddlyictable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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They were rude, obnoxious, drunken and definitely disorderly. Everywhere you walked you would hear, “PULLLLLOUTTTTSSSS!!!!” \nWho woulda thought someone as classy as Anika could gather a group of such vulgar, unrefined, primitive, drunken hockey players? \n\nBut despite not winning a game, they all channeled their inner-Ellery and outfunned us all. While the rest of us were driving home to New York, they were still partying in OC. \n\nPULLLLOUTTTTTSSS!!!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

One week ’til (our) HockeyBeach! On to the box scores…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier 1 @ Pounds 2<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier \u2013 OP James (9)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim K<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pounds \u2013 Roberts x2 (7)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Mike Sizzler<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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When you find a world where Roberts is the leading scorer for Los Blancos<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Evil Dojo 2 @ Evil\nTurfed Park Hookers 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cobra Kai \u2013 Russ Flow Provider Hammyman (3), Rachel L (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ryan M<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers \u2013 Danilo (2), Cro (3), CJ (6)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin O<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pig Knifes 0 @ Biters\n5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biters \u2013 Wurky McParty (2), Bob Probert x2 (11), Jason\nBourne (4), Phil the Thrill (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Craig \u201cused shoe salesman\u201d LaC<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: A box score where all the nicknames make sense? Is it possible?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Rotters 2 @ Rioters 8<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Becca (1), Akhil (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Sam S<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riots \u2013 Dave F x3 (6), Kevin Zed (2), Dave Not the Goalie L\n(2), Mia via Sky Fighters<\/em>, Katie S\n(also poached<\/em> via Sky Fighters? :O)\nx2 (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: The Becca Mehta sibling rivalry is not enough to\npropel Gut Rot to victory (yet again). <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: Also, why does Akhil have (THREE!!!) more goals than you Becca?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dendems 2 @ Touches 4<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons \u2013 Rubens (2), Reznick (3)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Zach L<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mega \u2013 Julie (3), Yuriy (1), Jeff B x2 (4)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eric D<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Eric tender helps get Mega back in the win column with a show stopping performance leaving a high scoring Demons team with only 2 goals on the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Habs 4 @ Maths 0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rehabs \u2013 Michelle U x2 (3), Ben M x2 (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Eric R<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Max of Moscow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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FK 2 @ FZ 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fresh Kills \u2013 Tom R (4), Meg F (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Pile \u2013 Barch<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz \u2013 Miles x3 (7), Gil (5), Jeff (6) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Commish \u2013 Tim Bwn<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Karma 5 @ Dark Powder\n\u2018Bows 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Karma \u2013 Derek Zed (11), Scory Cory (4), Shaina (1), Big Ben\nClavicle (2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Max of Moscow<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rainbows \u2013 Bryan L x2 (8), Yetter (6)  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 David G #MyHotLegs2018 #MyFSTOW15<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sky 0 @ Poutine 5<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 DeLacy via\nPoutine Anglophone waivers<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine \u2013 James McQ (4), Christina L (2), Mike Pags x2 (5), Hornswoggle\n(1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 RJ F<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Grems 1 @ Pucks 3<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins \u2013 Iannis (1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B<\/p>\n\n\n\n

WTP?! \u2013 Annie A (2), The Dude (4), The Ball Hogg (8)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Goalie Ed P <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Game Notes: Annie\u2019s goals in back to back games propel pucks to another 2 points. The man they call mccauley quietly had 3 (primary) apples.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Advncd Anlytcs: Walker -3. MINUS THREE. \u201cWorst game ever\u201d Too [much] (time put into finding) subs\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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No one likes our poo emoji shirt coloured win streak and we don’t care!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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