{"id":23461,"date":"2019-08-21T08:04:31","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T12:04:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=23461"},"modified":"2019-08-21T08:04:31","modified_gmt":"2019-08-21T12:04:31","slug":"three-stars-of-week-14-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-week-14-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of Week 14"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><em>written by Cat<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"124\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/3-stars.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-10908\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Rich has reluctantly added me back on the media payroll, Isaac is gone, Alex and JW are my editors, so you\u2019d think I couldn\u2019t get away with my usual shit (ie. soft stars, soft jokes about the beef beat, rainbows propaganda,) but guess what? I only sing one song, suckers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>THIRD STAR<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Shannon from the Anklebiters<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I don\u2019t like to compliment anyone on the Biters except for Probert and only when he gets us drink specials but I am a woman who supports women so go Shannon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cobra Kai and Gouging Anklebiters went like 6 or 7 rounds in an overtime shootout. Craig ultimately never let anything past him; and Shannon got the game-winning goal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a real two-fer because Rich hates shootout goal stars, and he hates giving stars to girls for scoring.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"597\" height=\"800\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shannon-Biters-3rd-star-of-the-week.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shannon-Biters-3rd-star-of-the-week.jpg 597w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Shannon-Biters-3rd-star-of-the-week-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 597px) 100vw, 597px\" \/><figcaption>No autographs, please.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>SECOND STAR<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dan from the Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Have you heard of Dan yet?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He is Canadian. Dan is short for a woman\u2019s name. His girlfriend brings a dog that will allow us to put a wizard hat on it. Dan is very talented at hockey. And he scored both of our goals on Sunday, wrenching us out of a tough 7 game losing streak. Unconfirmed but these might have been his first career BTSH goals, I am fuzzy on the stats, but that is mindblowing if you have seen him take the ball from end to end as many times as I have. If you poach him, Jess will set fire to your home (allegedly).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Dan-Dark-Rainbows-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23469\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Dan-Dark-Rainbows-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Dan-Dark-Rainbows-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Dan-Dark-Rainbows.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>FIRST STAR<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rain cleaners<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To complete my soft stars, first star goes to the good samaritans who stayed and cleaned the courts in the downpour, rather than fleeing to Doc Holliday&#8217;s and ordering beers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>HONORABLE MENTIONS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>BTSH media for getting its groove back with pizza previews + flow feature<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Filthier for eking out a shutout with just 7 players &#8211; Ann played the whole game and scored the game-winning goal, and great playing by Kate (with a bad back no less!) and Jean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>written by Cat Rich has reluctantly added me back on the media payroll, Isaac is gone, Alex and JW are my editors, so you\u2019d think I couldn\u2019t get away with my usual shit (ie. soft stars, soft jokes about the beef beat, rainbows propaganda,) but guess what? I only sing one song, suckers. THIRD STAR [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1401,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23461"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1401"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23461"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23478,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23461\/revisions\/23478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}