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<\/a><\/p>\nPhil’s Too Sexy For His Shirt<\/strong> <\/p>\n This is How Colorado and Detroit Started Too<\/strong> With the Sky Fighters emerging victorious on Sunday, they drew first blood in this burgeoning rivalry.\u00a0 As of now, it is unknown whether they’ve actually received their case of PBR, although they have been hard at work thinking of a new team name for the Happy Little Elves.\u00a0 When reached for comment, Chadwick noted, “I sure hope they don’t pick something really embarrassing…like mentioning that time I wet myself in the second grade.\u00a0 Or worse yet, when Jarome [Ramos] ate a handful of worms on a dare.\u00a0 Of course, there was also the time when Jon [Levine] accidentally bought and wore a woman’s suit.\u00a0 But there’s no way they could possibly know about these things…”\u00a0 The media agree.<\/p>\n Yes, The Emoticon is Part of the Quote<\/strong> Captains’ Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n Bad Touch<\/strong>: Meghan Peterson<\/em> played a “hell of a game” in her second game ever. The Anklebiters are Busting Out Phil’s Too Sexy For His Shirt For the second consecutive season, the Gouging Anklebiters unveiled new team jerseys.\u00a0 Zach “Cryme Tyme” Weiner, who considers himself the glue of this team, designed the illustration on the front of the shirt.\u00a0 Unfortunately, unlike last year, the Anklebiters are no longer “Black for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,42,53,54],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2008-season","tag-news-and-notes","tag-phils-a-stud","tag-stupid-bets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":418,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions\/418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nFor the second consecutive season, the Gouging Anklebiters unveiled new team jerseys.\u00a0 Zach “Cryme Tyme” Weiner, who considers himself the glue of this team, designed the illustration on the front of the shirt.\u00a0 Unfortunately, unlike last year, the Anklebiters are no longer “Black for Street Hockey”.\u00a0 That designation now falls solely on the shoulders of Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi and Donald Brashear.\u00a0 A few new t-shirts are being special ordered for Phil “Sandy” Donohue, who is far too ripped for any of the current ones.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWith the Sky Fighters reforming just last season, and the Happy Little Elves assembling this season, it is only natural that BTSH’s two newest teams\u00a0would develop a rivalry.\u00a0 In the spirit of competition, captains Amy Lott of the Sky Fighters and Ben Chadwick of the Happy Little Elves held a powwow to determine\u00a0the stakes for their inaugural showdown.\u00a0 The meeting was held in a back room at Tony’s on 38th Street with the extremely overrated team cancer Ant “Father Time”\u00a0Ventolieri mediating the discussions.\u00a0 Amy ordered a pastrami on rye with mustard that turned out to be a little dry.\u00a0 Ben\u00a0ate a hotdog and French fries off of the kid’s menu.\u00a0 After much debate, they finally\u00a0decided that the winner would receive a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and the right to rename the losing team for a period of one week.\u00a0 Ant giddily dubbed the game the “PBR Bowl”.<\/p>\n
\n“Fresh Kills stay home.\u00a0 You don’t want to go to Rehab :)” — Alex “Villano VI” Zabala, on next Sunday’s Rehabs-Fresh Kills throwdown.\u00a0 Yeah, now they’re scared.<\/p>\n
\nCobra Kai<\/strong>: Zack Tinkelman<\/em> (of Denim Demons)\u00a0replaced Paul “P.J.”\u00a0Lopez\u00a0in goal on very short notice.
\nCorlears Hookers<\/strong>: Elizabeth Lewis<\/em>\u00a0constantly crashed the net.
\nDark Rainbows<\/strong>: Sean Reynolds<\/em> strategically scratched himself from the lineup to ensure victory.
\nDenim Demons<\/strong>: Micael Holmstrom<\/em> brought teammates jackets and shirts from new team sponsor, SalmingSports.com<\/a>.
\nFilthy Gorgeous<\/strong>: Sunny Mehra<\/em> performed on only two hours of sleep after driving up from Atlantic City, and he almost puked.
\nGouging Anklebiters<\/strong>: Goalie “Quiet” Mike O’Connor<\/em> nailed Karsten Pichon of LBS in the balls with his\u00a0stick.\u00a0 According to Captain Phil “Sandy” Donohue, it was the play of the game.
\nHappy Little Elves<\/strong>: Brian Ferry<\/em> is acknowledged for “extracurricular yearbookery.”
\nLBS<\/strong>: Sascha Puritz<\/em> picked herself for looking especially good.
\nMathematics<\/strong>: Georgine “Mulva” Paulin<\/em> played the whole game and has wholesome Midwestern values.
\nMexican Standoff<\/strong>: Tommy Cho<\/em> and Hannah Stark<\/em> each started\u00a0in goal for one half.
\nMighty Squirrels<\/strong>: This was Kyle Fogden’s<\/em> last game before he returns to his native Canada.
\nRehabs<\/strong>: Sal Malguarnera<\/em> was a star on\u00a0both offense and defense, and he had two assists.
\nSky Fighters<\/strong>: James Butterworth<\/em>.
\nTuques<\/strong>: Dave Ladanyi<\/em> subbed in net for the injured Minkus.
\nWhat The Puck<\/strong>: Jenny Petersen <\/em>does not like to be called “Honey”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"