2018<\/a> if you care). <\/p>\n\n\n\nThe Adam Ruebens most likely to cancel their game due to rain award:<\/strong> NOT Fuzz. Just ask the Rehabs. Too soon?<\/p>\n\n\n\nHM<\/strong>: Mega Touch<\/p>\n\n\n\nThe John Walker most likely to over explain something that was already clearly explained award. Ha: <\/strong>In a bizarre twist of fate I think we\u2019re gonna have to give this one to Rich this year <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMost likely to be a cleanup hero: <\/strong>The better half of the commissioners aka Sarah who has helped clean up on numerous occasions in the pouring rain and Greenwald who\u2019s placed many a lost and found item. <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to literally break the law (public beer bonging) whilst drinking claws: <\/strong>Tadpole & SBJ<\/p>\n\n\n\nHM<\/strong>: Hilary- we see you with those Walgreens super sized packs of white claws\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to want to do an absurd amount of pushups: <\/strong>Emily B <\/p>\n\n\n\nHM: <\/strong>LJ- have you seen <\/em>her crossfit video?!\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to empty a train car for having the smelliest goalie gear: <\/strong>Ed? I think def Ed. His gear smells so bad. No offense. <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to have a pinata filled with alcohol after their game: <\/strong>Instant Karma and Sky Fighters – those guys had like 3 pinatas this year <\/p>\n\n\n\nLeague Sweethearts: <\/strong>WTP- you heard it here first folks you can win AND not be a dick! Props to Hogg and co for creating a fun environment with a v nice team (except for Henry). <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to show up still drunk from the night before: <\/strong>Sully<\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to get married: <\/strong>D-ro & Sammi<\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to be booed by their own team: <\/strong>Yetter. Ugh that guy sucks. He didn\u2019t even lead his team in goals this year, the guy with the better hair and casual backhand shot did. <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to take one to the face: <\/strong>Probie– <\/strong>are we talking about balls or balls? you\u2019ll never know \ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to, after years of offering to goalie 4 u, turn down Gut Rot: <\/strong>Eitan <\/p>\n\n\n\nThe Tony Hawk most likely to \u2018do a kickflip\u2019 award: <\/strong>Roberts <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to create a farm league for their team: <\/strong>Frey <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to be mistaken for Quentin Tarantino: <\/strong>Karl, but perhaps only in Ocean City, cinephile capital of the world <\/p>\n\n\n\nArt Shamsky award for being a comeback kid: <\/strong>The Demons- who quickly rebounded back to 3rd division after just 1 season in the 4th <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to completely dunk on a former NHL player:<\/strong> Liz – did you see her tackle that guy in the Fuzz game? #fuckthepatriarchy!!!! @ Rich\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to cry over spilt beer: (in alphabetical order so nobody gets further offended) <\/strong>Hicks, Probie, Russ <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to crush a guest-written media article: <\/strong>Morgen <\/p>\n\n\n\nGUT ROT, BITCHES!!!<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\nMost likely to have fire under the radar facebook comments: <\/strong>Tim K <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to drum up one of the most controversial hat tricks in hockey history: <\/strong>Erich G aka \u201cJess\u2019 best friend\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to keep the public INFORMED on shootouts via his ICONIC instagram stories: <\/strong>Jerome hornswoggle <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to have the most torn ACL\u2019s in the same family: <\/strong>Tarzan, Meredith (& his dog) <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to refer to Montauk beer as \u2018swill\u2019 while downing a case like the true martyr he is: <\/strong>Lee <\/p>\n\n\n\nMost likely to divide a nation on whether or not their defeat technically qualifies as an upset: <\/strong>Fresh Kills <\/p>\n\n\n\nThat\u2019s all folks! After a ridiculous year with a new batch of inside jokes we\u2019ll catch you next spring.<\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"By Cat and Jess Just when you thought you\u2019d gotten rid of us- the media\u2019s best duo (no offense Walker and Rich)- we\u2019re back at it again with scintillating superlatives of 2019. (here\u2019s 2018 if you care). The Adam Ruebens most likely to cancel their game due to rain award: NOT Fuzz. 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