{"id":26479,"date":"2021-07-29T22:19:42","date_gmt":"2021-07-30T02:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/?p=26479"},"modified":"2021-07-29T22:19:55","modified_gmt":"2021-07-30T02:19:55","slug":"week-7-previews-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-7-previews-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 7 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

By Stoop Dogg<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This map is going to be your guide to BTSH. Now where you sit on the court is crucial because you got everybody there, you got your Freshmen, ROTC guys, Preps, JV Jocks, Nerds, Cool Kids, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Hotties, The Team Who Drinks Everything, The Team Who Doesn\u2019t Drink Anything, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, Audi\/Visual Geeks, Artistic Nerds, Coffee Kids, Student Government, Basic Beautiful People, Cowboys, Anarchists, and Sexually Active Band Geeks. Some of these people will be the greatest people you will ever meet and the worst \u2013 beware of the people in the public bathrooms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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That’s Rotten Math as the anarchists cut-off at the bottom<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Predictions:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butchers vs. Mega Touch: 3 – 1, Butchers \/\/ Can\u2019t beat their meat <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier vs. Cobra Kai: 5 – 2, Cobra Kai \/\/ Bringing the pain<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rotten Math vs. What the Puck: 4 – 3, What the Puck \/\/ Go get me a beer<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gouging Anklebiters vs. Corlears Hookers: 6 – 3, Gouging Anklebiters \/\/ Wear high socks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins vs. Rehabs: 5 – 1, Rehabs \/\/ (P.S. It\u2019s Brian Hicks\u2019 debut as El Capitan, so let\u2019s scrutinize)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skyfighters vs. Riots: 2 – 0, Skyfighters \/\/ Go for Gold Leader<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz vs. Denim Demons: 6 – 4, Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instant Karma vs. Poutine Machine: 4 – 1, Poutine Machine \/\/ Extra gravy plz <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dark Rainbows vs. Fresh Kills: 6 – 3, Fresh Killer Kweens<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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