{"id":26514,"date":"2021-08-13T09:58:17","date_gmt":"2021-08-13T13:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/?p=26514"},"modified":"2021-08-13T09:59:08","modified_gmt":"2021-08-13T13:59:08","slug":"week-9-previews-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-9-previews-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 9 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>By E-Rex<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As this is my first time writing anything for BTSH, I understandably am a bit nervous.\u00a0 I can\u2019t remember if I was bored at work or drinking when I volunteered to write previews on a Facebook post (maybe both?!)\u00a0 To keep with the theme of this year, I consulted Spotify for a list of one hit wonders from the last 20-30 years.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Poutine Machine @ Skyfighters<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY\">OMC &#8211; How Bizarre (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"OMC - How Bizarre (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C2cMG33mWVY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey didn\u2019t lose anyone last year?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re 6-1, on a six game winning streak?!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThey\u2019re tied for the 3rd best record and leading their division?!!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Yes, the Skyfighters have arrived and they\u2019re not going away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho\">Sir Mix-A-Lot &#8211; Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Baby got back(check).&nbsp; SBJ might be gone, but that still leaves Poutine\u2019s other young guns who can run 100M only a hair slower than Usain Bolt and still have the energy to score goals and then celebrate by funneling beers on the sidelines while waiting for their next shift.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>There\u2019s a storied history between these two teams in recent years, with Poutine having the upper hand.\u00a0 Will this game change that?\u00a0 I\u2019m trying to remain independent, so I consulted everyone\u2019s favorite subway psychic, Keano, for a prediction.\u00a0 Poutine will win in an overtime thriller, 3-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dark Rainbows @ Denim Demons<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc\">Chumbawamba &#8211; Tubthumping (Official Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Chumbawamba - Tubthumping\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2H5uWRjFsGc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I imagine that the night before games, the Demons sit around a table, pound their fists on the table, do some weird chant and then all drink whiskey, vodka, lager and cider in quick succession.\u00a0 This might explain the number of wins they have?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d-diB65scQU\">Bobby McFerrin &#8211; Don&#8217;t Worry Be Happy (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Bobby McFerrin - Don&#039;t Worry Be Happy (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/d-diB65scQU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Is there a nicer team than the Rainbows?\u00a0 They always seem so happy.\u00a0 A couple weeks ago, they lost to Fresh Kills and they were ecstatic that they put up four goals in the game.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As history has shown us, good often doesn\u2019t prevail. The Demons are going to squeak out a victory 2-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>What the Puck @ Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY\">Rockwell &#8211; Somebody&#8217;s Watching Me (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Rockwell - Somebody&#039;s Watching Me (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/7YvAYIJSSZY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Cobra Kai with their goalie tandem of Casca and Campbell started off hot, 6-0.&nbsp; Since then, they\u2019ve dropped two games and Fresh Kills is right below them in the standings.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=zns8Y8phigk\">Sonique &#8211; It Feels So Good (Official Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Sonique - It Feels So Good (Official Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zns8Y8phigk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Has any team been more inspiring the last couple years than WTP?\u00a0 Through solid play and more poaching than The Smith does during weekend brunch, Hogg has turned a fourth division team into a solid second division title contender.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>WTP is still reeling after losing to the biters and comes hungry.&nbsp; They extend Cobra Kai\u2019s lose streak to 3.&nbsp; 3-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Butchers @ Fresh Kills<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/gH476CxJxfg\">Daniel Powter &#8211; Bad Day (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Daniel Powter - Bad Day (Official Music Video) [HD]\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gH476CxJxfg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Butchers lost Cheeky to the Hookers right as the season started (probably some other players too, but what team hasn\u2019t) and have only won two games this year.&nbsp; I\u2019m sure they\u2019re wishing the skateboarders staged some sort of protest, forcing this season to be cancelled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E\">EMF &#8211; Unbelievable (Official Music Video) HD<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"EMF - Unbelievable (Official Music Video) HD\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sfCLt0kTd5E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Just like Corporate America, the Fresh Kills had a booth at the Colby career fair, where they recruited heavily.\u00a0 They started off a little slow, but have been on a tear since and are poised to go deep in the playoffs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FK 6, Butchers 1<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rotten Math @ Gremlins<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=U56Ns66Qrb8\">Everything But The Girl &#8211; Missing (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Everything But The Girl - Missing (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/U56Ns66Qrb8?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Gremlins were in last season\u2019s final four and this year, they\u2019re 1-6.&nbsp; Most teams have lost a couple players due to the pandemic, but Jamie, Erich and their other ringers are nowhere in sight this year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I\">Haddaway &#8211; What Is Love [Official]<\/a><\/h5>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Haddaway - What Is Love [Official 4K]\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HEXWRTEbj1I?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I personally like math, so I\u2019m not sure why out of all the possible permutations of Gut Rot and Math, they chose Rotten Math.&nbsp; I\u2019ll chalk it up to love.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Gremlins magically spawn superstar players overnight and win 3-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mega Touch @ Riots<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE\">Hanson &#8211; MMMBop (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Hanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NHozn0YXAeE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Can\u2019t you see Julie bopping on the sidelines to some Hanson?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A\">Simple Minds &#8211; Don&#8217;t You (Forget About Me)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Simple Minds - Don&#039;t You (Forget About Me)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CdqoNKCCt7A?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Riots got their first point of the season when they forced the Demons to OT last week.&nbsp; They have a good core of talent, they just need a consistent goalie and a bit of good luck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Riots have been playing better as of late, and this is the week they get their first W. 3-2 in OT<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Gouging Anklebiters @ Lbs<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg\">Lit &#8211; My Own Worst Enemy (Official Music Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Lit - My Own Worst Enemy (Official Music Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sc5iTNVEOAg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The Lbs have been ravished by injury and spotty attendance.&nbsp; They\u2019re fighting to stay in the first division, although their win last week proves they shouldn\u2019t be written off so quickly.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs\">Baha Men &#8211; Who Let The Dogs Out (Official Video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Baha Men - Who Let The Dogs Out (Official Video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ojULkWEUsPs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Rich made me promise to write about Hero.&nbsp; I despise this song, but Hero is a good boy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, after an 0-3 start, Probie\u2019s rebuilt squad is 3-1-1 in their last five games.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This can go either way, but I\u2019m going to put the Lbs on top 4-2.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Rehabs @ Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=q-9kPks0IfE\">The Rembrandts- I&#8217;ll be there for you (official video)<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Rembrandts- I&#039;ll be there for you (official video)\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q-9kPks0IfE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; 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Or maybe their wish is just to win back to back games and stay in the first division.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rehabs 2-1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By E-Rex As this is my first time writing anything for BTSH, I understandably am a bit nervous.\u00a0 I can\u2019t remember if I was bored at work or drinking when I volunteered to write previews on a Facebook post (maybe both?!)\u00a0 To keep with the theme of this year, I consulted Spotify for a list [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6603,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26514"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6603"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26514"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26521,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26514\/revisions\/26521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}