{"id":26948,"date":"2022-09-08T09:36:42","date_gmt":"2022-09-08T13:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/?p=26948"},"modified":"2022-09-08T09:36:45","modified_gmt":"2022-09-08T13:36:45","slug":"week-14-previews-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-14-previews-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 14 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Poutine v Sky Fighters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jess: <\/em>This will be a fun one to watch. The Sky____Fighters are 3rd in the league with 16 points and Pou Crew is 1st with 18. I\u2019m not expecting the Sky Fighters to go down without a fight but I\u2019d be lying if I said I think they\u2019ll win it. I hope they prove me wrong and hand Poutine their 2nd loss of the season but otherwise I\u2019m thinking 4-2 Poutine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Glnzr<\/em>: After many of their players won the OC World Championship, I just can\u2019t see the Sky Fighters losing. 4-1 for Sky. Jess goes back to Ica after her terrible prediction. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lbs v Fresh Kills<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jess: <\/em>On paper (and ice) FK is the better team. But on blacktop the Lbs have better chemistry and skill. Lbs play like a cohesive unit and FK more often than not plays like individual power houses. I see this going to Lbs 2-1\u2014 unless Gabe decides to pop off again and score 4 goals or whatever he did the last week of games. Also, isn\u2019t it time to fly Meg back in?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Glnzr<\/em>: I\u2019ll prob be reffing so I can\u2019t give a prediction. But if I wasn\u2019t reffing I\u2019d say FK really needs to win this. Since Ariel called me after Game 2 of the regular season and told me his team would literally never lose again bc of the 5 ringers they got, they have yet to win against Fuzz or the Lbs. Now The Ringers have names\u2026Marco, Louis (my fav), George\u2026it\u2019s time they take the next step. But the Lbs. are seemingly everyone\u2019s pick to win it all this year. This isn\u2019t October. I expect FK to get over the hump and win a really fun 3-2 win. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filthier v WTP<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hicks: <\/em>WTP just shutout fuzz a week after losing 6-0 to filthier. Meanwhile filthier did their part to keep the vertz ice cold (I said, what\u2019s colder than being cold? The vertz. The vertz are ice cold). I think WTP rides the momentum (or whatever is left of it) from the win 3 weeks ago to pull off the win here and set themselves up nicely for the home stretch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Glnzr<\/em>: Anne, James, Tim K., and Ellie!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vertz v Fuzz<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Glnzr:<\/em> This is certainly a grudge match for me. After Hicks prima nocta\u2019d Cutler\u2026he never gave her back. This game has been circled ever since. And look\u2026I\u2019m not a monster. There are good people over there. I love Elly. Otis is a great teammate and Jaimie is so much fun at the bar. And though we won\u2019t have anyone good coming, Gil, Walsh and I are going to destroy them. And we are going to show Jack, he picks his BTSH teams like he picks his girlfriend. Poorly. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuzz 10, Vertz 2
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Commence the annual Rich v Annie feud <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

Alex:<\/em> I\u2019ve been told there are good people on both sides, but Rich is not one of them.  I would say Jack\u2019s going to get revenge for that comment about Annie but it\u2019s always a mystery if Jack will show up for a game, unless it\u2019s playoffs in which case it\u2019s obvious he won\u2019t. Hicks told us not to let the Vertz get hot; thus far, the league has listened.  4-3 Fuzz.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hicks: <\/em>nothing like banging an ex to get out of a slump. Vertz by 7.
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Alex:<\/em>  Fuzz is the slumpbuster<\/a>? Def staying to watch this game now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bad Seeds v Riots<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dingle: <\/em>I\u2019m feeling a bit riddle-y this evening, so here\u2019s some Brain Busters for this matchup (Walker, I expect you to get them both right or your trivia card is revoked):<\/p>\n\n\n\n

  1. Which is the correct kingdom of apple?
    1. Animalia<\/li>
    2. Protesta<\/li>
    3. Fungi<\/li>
    4. Plantae<\/li><\/ol><\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n
      1. Riddle me this: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n

        *Answers at the bottom of the article<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Ok, back to hockey. Two teams with inverse records face off as the 7-3 Riots go up against the 3-7 Bad Seeds. Prediction: Look for Riots to cruise to a 5-1 victory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Karma v Anklebiters<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Jess: <\/em>The Biters have a team dinner this Saturday (read: Congee Village + Karaoke until 4am) so I\u2019m not expecting them to be in the best shape. Meanwhile AK is rumored to be living in his mom\u2019s basement so he may show up, leveling the playing field. Goaltending is going to be tight on both sides but I will give this to a very hungover Biters squad, 3-1. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Dingle: <\/em>I spoke with AK\u2019s mom, and can confirm he\u2019s living down there. We <\/s>She wants him out. Karma has been reeling as of late, but to play a bit of devil\u2019s advocate here, I predict Stevie stands on his head, and Karma WIN, 3-1. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Gremlins v Mega Touch<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Alex: <\/em>It\u2019s the team with the best women in the league vs the team with the best\u202670s inspired car logo?  If this was some kind of bizarre nostalgia contest Gremlins would have the edge and Walker would have an erection.  Sadly for him it\u2019s a hockey game so Mega\u2019s likely to win by 3 or more goals.  Sorry, I don\u2019t make the rules.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Dingle: <\/em>This has all the makings of one of those \u201cWho Can Touch the Car the Longest” competitions based on team names. You know, the ones they used to do in malls a while ago. Or just in TV shows. I dunno, my only knowledge of the 70s is from That 70s Show <\/em>and the 80s is from Stranger Things. <\/em>Anywho, I agree with Alex, but if there\u2019s a car on the line, it\u2019s a total toss-up. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Butchers v Agents
        <\/span><\/strong>Alex: <\/em>It\u2019s been a solid first season for the Agents – fun team name, decent spirit, the ever present possibility that Rob will score a goal and rip his shirt off.\u00a0 Lots of reasons to like them.\u00a0 Unfortunately, winning hockey games is not one of them.\u00a0 5-1 Butchers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Dingle: <\/em>Unbeknownst to most, there\u2019s a lot on the line in this one. And by a lot, I mean pride. With only four more games left for most teams this season, these two teams are battling for 3rd place in Division 4. While nothing is clinched here, nobody likes finishing last. I predict The Agents to pull off the \u201cupset\u201d here with an OT winner by Gabe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Cobra Kai v Hookers<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Jim Apple: <\/em>The league massively underestimates the second division. While Russ casually rides his electric scooter 15ft to the courts every Sunday, folks like Lee are getting to the courts early to do CrossFit (or a spin-off of CrossFit). Prediction: Lee does too much CrossFit and is tired for the game. Cobra Kai 5-3, no empty net. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Jess: <\/em>There is the chance for an empty net goal but Russ totally whiffs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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        Dingle: <\/em>That bar weighed a shitload fwiw. Also, jury is still out on the league\u2019s opinion about the commish scootering to the rink from around the corner. Gives off this kind of vibe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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        Look for the Hookers to hang around in the first half, but The Dojo pulls away to win it comfortably.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Hornswoggle:<\/em> I\u2019m late here, but I gotta pour one out for Cro. A personality to everyone, for sure, but given his propensity to rile folks up, I think he would have definitely enjoyed playing this game\u2014top division, some physicality, some chirps, fast gameplay. Opinions on and off the court might have differed from most, but he played for his team and showed it. Get well soon, Cro!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Both squads have similar records, but suffice it to say that Lee and the Hookers need the points more. It\u2019s either a tie for last place or the chance to leapfrog Filthier for a promotion, and every team in the second division is chomping at the bit knowing that any team can go anywhere. The Dojo can play for pride staying in the division, and though this match may seem lower on the difficulty level, resting on their laurels is not an option as the season rapidly concludes. Plus playoff position is critical for any team looking for a long run.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Hookers valiantly battle but fail to score more than the opposition, 5-3 Dojo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Demons v Rainbows<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Jess: <\/em>I am personally inviting Jeff\u2019s girlfriend to this game so he will be forced to play nicely.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Alex: <\/em>If you think that\u2019s going to make Jeff play nice, you\u2019ve clearly never been in Jeff\u2019s bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Jess: <\/em>Just when I was happy to have you back writing previews you\u2019ve made me regret everything. PREDICTION Rainbows continue their win streak and nobody gets slashed because we are all good people at heart<\/em>, 3-2 OT. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        Dingle: <\/em>Prediction, people are going to get slashed. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

        ANSWERS<\/strong> to Seeds\/Riots Preview<\/strong>: 1. D, Plantae \/\/ 2. The Boston Flea Party<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

        Poutine v Sky Fighters Jess: This will be a fun one to watch. The Sky____Fighters are 3rd in the league with 16 points and Pou Crew is 1st with 18. I\u2019m not expecting the Sky Fighters to go down without a fight but I\u2019d be lying if I said I think they\u2019ll win it. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6604,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26948"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6604"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26948"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26954,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26948\/revisions\/26954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}