{"id":26967,"date":"2022-09-29T11:50:07","date_gmt":"2022-09-29T15:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/?p=26967"},"modified":"2022-09-29T11:50:09","modified_gmt":"2022-09-29T15:50:09","slug":"week-17-previews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-17-previews\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 17 Previews"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

The Weekly Previews,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

are in Haiku form because<\/p>\n\n\n\n

we have writer’s block.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fresh Kills v Mega<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fresh air gives us life<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the megalopolis,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

and kills steel by touch. (FK wins 4-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Agents v Karma<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

JW:<\/em> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t know how to<\/p>\n\n\n\n

write a haiku but I do<\/p>\n\n\n\n

know Karma will win.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wine tastes great with age<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gents! Don\u2019t drink drive your car\u2014mark<\/p>\n\n\n\n

a Lyft when you win. (Karma takes the W)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sky Fighters v What the Puck<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

What is the blue sky?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The match involves the fighters—<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Puck surely must win. (SF wins in OT, 2-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Demons v Fuzz<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Denim beasts won’t lose<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If the ball of lint crumbles<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Since its house will, too. (Fuzz wins 5-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hookers v Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dark sage at the core<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leers pensively at the rain<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bows to vi’let tho(ugh)ts. (Hookers win by SO, 3-2)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Butchers v Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Knife-pigs and the snakes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This could be a pig bloodbath<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s hope Brady scores<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Prediction: The Dojo takes the win 4-0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riots v Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Organized riots<\/p>\n\n\n\n

are not at all filthier<\/p>\n\n\n\n

than Tompkins\u2019 bathrooms. (Filthier wins 3-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biters v Poutine<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

An old French grandma,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once bit me on my ankle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We are now lovers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Poutine, 2-1<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins v Lbs<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This jersey matchup,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reminds me of corn kernels. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let\u2019s get it poppin\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lbs, 6-1<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Already dead meme<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gremlins will score zero goals<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cover Alex May<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lbs. 8-0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Seeds v Vertz<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Swirling wind diverts<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Good and bad seeds to rich soil,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Which needs to be hot. (Vertz wins 3-1)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"\"<\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

–<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Weekly Previews, are in Haiku form because we have writer’s block. – Fresh Kills v Mega Fresh air gives us life In the megalopolis, and kills steel by touch. (FK wins 4-2) – Agents v Karma JW:  I don\u2019t know how to write a haiku but I do know Karma will win. – Wine […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6603,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26967"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6603"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26967"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26977,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26967\/revisions\/26977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}