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<\/a><\/p>\nOn Saturday May 1st, the Rehabs’ own “Con” Ed Lau will once again host his annual street hockey tournament to benefit the American Cancer Society. It will take place from 9 AM to 3 PM at\u00a0Moffo Rink in lower Manhattan.\u00a0\u00a0To play, all you need to do is donate a minimum of\u00a0$30 and sign a waiver upon arrival.\u00a0 If you and a friend each donate $60 per person, both of you can\u00a0be placed on the same team.\u00a0 Otherwise, the teams will be created in a manner that\u00a0distributes the talent evenly.<\/p>\n
As usual, Ed stresses that “THIS IS A NON-CONTACT EVENT WITH NO SLAPSHOTS AND NO TOLERANCE FOR AGGRESSION”.\u00a0 Remember, we’re all playing for charity!<\/p>\n
Online registration<\/a> is strongly encouraged as a receipt will be issued to you directly, and there is the potential for employer donation matching.\u00a0 To date, the tournament has raised more than $10,000, and Ed expects to crack the $16,000 barrier this year.<\/p>\n For more information, contact “Con” Ed Lau<\/a> or Liza Watts<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Matthew Novick ACS Tournament Coming May 1 On Saturday May 1st, the Rehabs’ own “Con” Ed Lau will once again host his annual street hockey tournament to benefit the American Cancer Society. It will take place from 9 AM to 3 PM at\u00a0Moffo Rink in lower Manhattan.\u00a0\u00a0To play, all you need to do is donate a minimum […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[132,39,32,42],"class_list":["post-2704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2010-season","tag-acs-tournament","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2704"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2721,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704\/revisions\/2721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Know Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nSuggested Nickname:<\/strong> Moose
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong>\u00a0The Colonial, Mr. Defender, Slick, Ox
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Portland, ME
\nCollege:<\/strong> George Washington University
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To be a model in the L.L. Bean catalog
\nFirst\u00a0Job:<\/strong> Bellhop at the Eastland Park Hotel<\/a>
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Director of Sales Operations for AOL
\nHero:<\/strong> Judd Nelson<\/a>
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> He taught James Pereira how to be a true gentleman.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong>\u00a0He is eagerly anticipating the new MacGruber<\/a><\/em> movie.
\nFast Fact:\u00a0<\/strong>Matthew won the 1993 Portland Rotary Club lobster eating contest for the age group of 12-14.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong>\u00a0Flight of the Conchords<\/em>, softball, Rebecca Antar Novick, cheesesteaks
\nFavorite Player On Filthy Gorgeous:<\/strong>\u00a0Joe “Monster Mash” Essock
\nLeast Favorite Things:\u00a0<\/strong>Leg injuries, the decline of Maine’s paper industry, Filthy’s alternate lime green jerseys, airport security
\nBest Known For:<\/strong>\u00a0Being the player\/coach of Dependable Scrap in the Mofo league
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong>\u00a0Kevin Hatcher
\n<\/a>Non-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong>\u00a0ADT Security Services
\nThings the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:\u00a0<\/strong>In 2008, he was a nominee for Most Underrated Male and was selected for the media’s All-BTSH second team.
\nDown the Road: <\/strong>New York Rangers general manger Glen Sather takes notice of Novick’s stellar work in coaching Dependable Scrap.\u00a0 As a result,\u00a0Sather hires him to coach the Rangers after they fail to make the playoffs yet again (somehow, Sather is still the GM though).\u00a0 Novick leads the Rangers to a division title in his first season and captures the Stanley Cup in his third.\u00a0 Despite fans’ pleas for him to return to defend the championship, Novick receives a more lucrative offer from Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer and is named coach of What The Puck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"