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<\/a>\u00a0<\/p>\nIn an attempt to boost overall revenue for the league, new league manager Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta has instituted an aggressive sales plan for BTSH merchandise.\u00a0\u00a0Reports for the first few weeks of the season are now in, and there are already several interesting trends.\u00a0 Here is a closer look at the top-sellers in both the apparel and non-apparel categories:<\/p>\n
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Apparel Retro jersey sales also make up a sizeable percentage of income for BTSH.\u00a0 The top sellers\u00a0in this category\u00a0include the following models:<\/p>\n Non-Apparel<\/strong> Name:<\/strong> Danny Polinsky Shafiq Needs To Iron His Shirt \u00a0 In an attempt to boost overall revenue for the league, new league manager Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta has instituted an aggressive sales plan for BTSH merchandise.\u00a0\u00a0Reports for the first few weeks of the season are now in, and there are already several interesting trends.\u00a0 Here is a closer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[132,19,141,113,42],"class_list":["post-2868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2010-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-la-famiglia","tag-muscles-marinara","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2879,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions\/2879"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/strong>Jerseys make up the bulk of all apparel sales, accounting for 80% of gross merchandise revenues.\u00a0 La Famiglia has dominated this category with five of the top 10 selling jerseys, including the #1 seller, that of Shafiq “Off Black” Perry.\u00a0 Also making the list for\u00a0the former Tuques\u00a0are the jerseys of The Peter Wilson at #4, Alfred Liu at #6, Andrea Grande-Capone at #7, and league sweetie Bill Monahan at #10.\u00a0 The remaining\u00a0top sellers come from\u00a0Mega Touch’s Joe Lops at #2, Corlears Hooker Jason Eitel at #3,\u00a0Happy Little Elf Jenna Cruff at #5, fan favorite\u00a0Rebecca Antar Novick\u00a0(Filthy Gorgeous)\u00a0at #8, and league goon Georgine “Mulva” Paulin (Butchers)\u00a0at #9.\u00a0 It should be noted, however, that Eitel’s position on this list\u00a0is largely\u00a0due to a bulk order from\u00a0a “Mrs. Eitel” of West Springfield, MA.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n
\nThe league has only just started to sell non-clothing items, with the Dark Rainbows taking the lead in this category.\u00a0 Their series of die-cast model automobiles has been well received by the buying public.\u00a0 The complete set features the following:<\/p>\n\n
Adriano Flexes His Muscle<\/h4>\n
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\nThere’s a new “Foot” in town.<\/em><\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Denim Demons
\nSuggested Nickname:<\/strong> The Tarheel
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong>\u00a0Daniel-San, The Legend Reviver, Bulldog, Sky (pronounced Ski)
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Greensboro, NC
\nCollege:<\/strong> University of Georgia
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To be the next Alexei Lalas
\nCurrent Aspirations:<\/strong> To be mentioned on the BTSH website as frequently as possible
\nFirst\u00a0Job:<\/strong> It was at Drug Emporium, and it was very traumatic.
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Running the Mets website for Major League Baseball
\nHero:<\/strong> R.J. Reynolds<\/a>
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> His life is a disturbingly close mirror of Ted Mosby of How I Met Your Mother<\/em>.\u00a0 And, who doesn’t love Ted Mosby?
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong>\u00a0By default, this makes Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens and Abby Meisterman his Marshall and Lily.\u00a0 Thus, you’ll never be able to watch that show the same way ever again.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong>\u00a0Danny hosts a “Ladies’ Night”, where he, Abby and Lena Moy-Borgen (among other female friends) drink wine and watch Gossip Girl<\/em> and True Blood<\/em>.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong>\u00a0Baking, the Counting Crows,\u00a0Dr. Von Dark’s Tunnel of Terror<\/a>\u00a0at Wet ‘n Wild Emerald Pointe, hedges
\nFavorite Gossip Girl<\/em> Guest Star:<\/strong>\u00a0Harmon Walsh
\n<\/a>Least Favorite Things:\u00a0<\/strong>The Georgia Institute of Technology, Rehabs, unleavened bread, hand balls
\nBest Known For:<\/strong>\u00a0Losing a lot of weight through the Denim Demons’ mandatory rookie boot camp
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Patrick O’Sullivan<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong>\u00a0Jared from Subway
\nDown the Road: <\/strong>Danny goes to Red Lobster for some Cheddar Bay Biscuits.\u00a0 However, he is side-tracked by an offer for unlimited refills on\u00a0Diet Coke, which he takes as a personal challenge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"