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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK Adam is a legend only in his own mind, Abby has too much dirty laundry, Steve is a Devils fan, Lena hates puppies, Jeff is out of the country, Zack’s dad always gets in the way, Gabby wears too much red,\u00a0Emily doesn’t wear enough red, Brad is not sexy, Aaron can’t play the drums, Tara sings off key, Danny’s cooking sucks, Bob disgusts me, Lauren is an elitist, Miranda isn’t civic-minded, Mike only plays for personal stats, Dave needs a shower, Connie drives too slowly, Bill is not a sweetie, Val cried during Baseketball<\/em>,\u00a0 Dez is frequently truant,\u00a0Noah chews with his mouth open, and Sara\u00a0has never watched\u00a0The A-Team<\/em>.\u00a0 As for Jim, there’s nothing bad I can say about him.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n When reached for comment, Denim Demons captain Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens was reportedly not pleased with DeFranco’s remarks.\u00a0 However, teammate “Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau was elated. Mega Touch (2-3) at Poutine Machine (2-3)<\/strong> La Famiglia (2-3) at Happy Little Elves (3-1-0-1)<\/strong> Sky Fighters (3-2) at Butchers (1-3-0-1)<\/strong> Corlears Hookers (3-1) at Unicorns (3-2)<\/strong> LBS, Inc. (1-3-0-1) at Rehabs (3-1-0-1)<\/strong> Dark Rainbows (1-2-0-2) at Gut Rot (1-3-0-1)<\/strong> What The Puck (4-0) at Tompkins Square Riots (3-2)<\/strong> HOCKEY NIGHT IN TOMPKINS (National Telecast)<\/strong> Why, Fresh Kills?\u00a0 Why would a bunch of nice guys like you want to kill a genius? Do you know Filthy Gorgeous really likes you? They like you. They really like you. But they’ve got something in mind for you. Are you curious about that?\u00a0 I mean, what are they gonna say about Fresh Kills? That they were kind? That they were wise? That they had plans? That they had wisdom? Bullshit, man! And are you gonna be the ones to set them straight? Look at me. Look at me! NO! WRONG! You, FG. YOU! HOCKEY NIGHT IN TOMPKINS (Regional Telecast)<\/strong> Adriano Bratta (WTP) – Dark Rainbows Chuck Has A Lot On His Mind GAME OF THE WEEK Gouging Anklebiters (4-1) at Denim Demons (4-1) Location: Tompkins West, 3:00 PM All-Time Series: Tied 5-5-1 Game Notes: Upon hearing that the media would promote his\u00a0matchup against the Denim Demons as the Game of the Week, the normally reserved Charles DeFranco of the Gouging […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[132,19,21,308],"class_list":["post-2922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2010-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-gouging-anklebiters","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2922"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2939,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2922\/revisions\/2939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nGouging Anklebiters (4-1) at Denim Demons (4-1)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series: <\/strong>Tied 5-5-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Upon hearing that the media would promote his\u00a0matchup against the Denim Demons as the Game of the Week, the normally reserved Charles DeFranco of the Gouging Anklebiters\u00a0went off on one of his now infamous rants about his opponents:<\/p>\n
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. Since vicious hazing allegations against the Gouging Anklebiters were made public prior to Week 2, the team has reeled off four consecutive victories, including a seven-goal output against Cobra Kai.
\n2. Despite the absence of last season’s team scoring leader, Jeff Kamen, the Denim Demons have had no trouble finding the back of the net this year.\u00a0 They are third in the league with 19 goals, a league-leading seven of which are from\u00a0forward Zack Tinkelman.
\n3. Denim Demon newcomer Bob DiProspero is quickly making a case for himself to be the Little Chernoski Demon Achiever for top rookie on the team.\u00a0 He has already scored three goals this season\u00a0and also tallied a shootout goal against the arch-rival Rehabs.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> No pick.\u00a0 Eli will be reffing this game.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons.\u00a0 Rubens is clearly incensed by DeFranco’s comments and has vowed to kill the legend of his trash-talking.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Derhohannesians.\u00a0 With both teams on hot streaks, neither will want to lose any momentum.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Only three teams in BTSH have allowed fewer goals than Mega Touch.\u00a0 The team has yet to\u00a0give up\u00a0more than three goals in any game and has only\u00a0yielded one in each of\u00a0its last two.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Mega Touch
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Poutine Machine.\u00a0 The squad seems to be taking well to Sven’s excellent tutelage and sagacity.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2.5 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Tied 1-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This is the Elves’ first home game since the first week of the season.\u00a0 Ironically, with the Glanzer Dome still under construction (now scheduled to be completed in 2015), this game will take place in Tuques Arena.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Happy Little Elves.\u00a0 The Elves went 3-1 on their recent road trip, so they seem to have no problems with playing in enemy territory.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>La Famiglia.\u00a0 I don’t have a good reason.\u00a0 I just feel like picking against Hockey Rich.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Sky Fighters’ Greg Cohan and the Butchers’ Gary Cohen have names that are somewhat congruent.\u00a0 However, the two are not related, as they spell and pronounce their last names differently.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters.\u00a0 They’ve shaken off their early-season championship hangover.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Sky Fighters
\nWatchability: <\/strong>3 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers lead 2-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Corlears Hookers were well-represented in the Flowing Locks\/Balding Furies game two weeks ago, as Jason Eitel tallied two goals and Dan Thompson scored one.\u00a0 In addition, goalie Dustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson recorded the win between the pipes.\u00a0 However, none of these stats will count towards regular season totals, as the game was not sanctioned by the New York State Athletic Commission<\/a>.
\n<\/a>Eli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Derhohannesians.\u00a0 The game gets an extra half point, because it will be sanctioned.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> LBS, Inc. leads 8-4
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Rehabs had only six players in attendance for their last game against Mega Touch.\u00a0 Although the team\u00a0still managed to win, captain Meredith “Danberg” Ficarelli is hopeful that more players (including herself) will show up this week.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.\u00a0 There’s a rumor floating around that if The Corporation wins, CEO Sascha Puritz will reward everyone with a Summer Friday next week.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> No pick.\u00a0 Derek will be reffing this game.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 4:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Dark Rainbow Dan “Danny Abs” Abdo has been eagerly anticipating this game since the schedule was first released.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows. Abdo will savor this victory above all others.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 4:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> With thoughts on\u00a0Sunday’s Sega NHL 94 tourney, What The Puck captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer has orchestrated a three-team trade.\u00a0 Coming to WTP is Chicago Blackhawk (and 89 overall rated) Jeremy Roenick, going from What The Puck to the Winnipeg Jets will be Winnipeg native Corey “Chongo” Winters (85 overall), and\u00a0to complete the deal, Teemu Selanne (90 overall) will move from the Jets to the Blackhawks.\u00a0 Zimmer has slotted Roenick on What The Puck’s third line alongside grizzled veteran Tom MacDonald and Lisa Harrington.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 With the addition of Roenick, they’re unstoppable.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3 Derhohannesians<\/p>\n
\nWritten by Hockey Night in Tompkins Correspondent Jesse Kalb<\/em>
\nFilthy Gorgeous (3-2) at Fresh Kills (4-0-0-1)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 5:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous leads 4-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong>\u00a0Dennis Hopper died last week, a truly iconic and unique talent. This week’s previews are dedicated to him…<\/p>\n
\nVegas Line:<\/strong> Pick-em.
\nJesse the Greek says:<\/strong> Fresh Kills goes Captain Willard in this one and get the monkey off its back.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Clicks up the river<\/p>\n
\nWritten by Hockey Night in Tompkins Correspondent Jesse Kalb<\/em>
\nMathematics (0-4-0-1) at Cobra Kai (2-3)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 5:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Mathematics lead 6-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong>\u00a0Hey, Mathematics: you don’t talk to the Kai. You listen to them. They’ve enlarged my mind. They’re poet-warriors in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes they’ll, uh, well, you’ll say, “Hello” to them, right? And they’ll just walk right by you and won’t even notice you. And suddenly, they’ll grab you, and throw you in a corner, and say, “Do you know that ‘if’ is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you…” \u2013 I mean, I’m no, I can’t \u2013 Math, you are little men, you’re little men, and Cobra Kai, they’re, they’re great men. You should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas \u2013 I mean…
\nVegas Line:<\/strong> Cobra Kai by 2
\nJesse the Greek says:<\/strong> Give the points
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2 Colonel Kurtz’s<\/p>\nSurvivor Pool<\/h4>\n
\nBen Chadwick (HLE) – Sky Fighters
\nJesse Kalb (But) – Happy Little Elves<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"