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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK Fresh Kills (4-1-0-1) at Cobra Kai (3-3)<\/strong> Butchers (1-4-0-1) at Rehabs (3-2-0-1)<\/strong> Gut Rot (1-4-0-1) at Tompkins Square Riots (3-3)<\/strong>
\n<\/strong>What The Puck (5-0) at Happy Little Elves (4-1-0-1)<\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Tied 1-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> High-octane offenses will collide, as the top two scoring teams in BTSH face off in a Weyersberg Conference showdown this Sunday.\u00a0 What The Puck has lit the lamp an impressive 28 times this season, good for second most in the league.\u00a0 However, with one fewer game played than a majority of the league, Larry’s Orange Juggernaut ranks first in per game scoring.\u00a0 Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr. and Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer lead a balanced attack\u00a0with six and five goals, respectively.\u00a0 The Happy Little Elves lead all of BTSH with an astounding 31 tallies through six games.\u00a0 Rookie Trevor Beauclair has quickly made his presence known with his team-leading eight goals, which also ranks him second in the league.\u00a0 Even more stunning are the six goals from Elves captain “The Chairman” Ben Chadwick.\u00a0 With both teams averaging more than five goals per game, expect a lot of offense in this brightly colored battle.
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. As a by-product of their prolific scoring, What The Puck and the Elves are also ranked one and two in goal differential.\u00a0 However, WTP’s defense and goaltending\u00a0have been stingier, as it has allowed the second fewest goals in the league, even on a per game basis.
\n2. The Happy Little Elves stunned the league in Week 22 of the 2009 season with a 7-1 thrashing of What The Puck at Moffo.\u00a0 This outcome prevented What The Puck from clinching the coveted Prince of Weyersberg Trophy.\u00a0 The win, however, did not help the Elves to gain possession of the prestigious (yet imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.
\n3. Unhappy with recent acquisition Jeremy Roenick crying on national television, What The Puck captain Larry “Mad Dog”\u00a0Zimmer has exercised his option to rescind last week’s trade that saw Corey “Chongo” Winters go to the Winnipeg Jets.\u00a0 Winters will take over Roenick’s place on the third line with grizzled veteran Tom MacDonald and Lisa Harrington.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 They’ve scored at least five goals in each game, and I don’t see the Elves getting six or more here.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 The normally carefree What The Puck players will have revenge on their minds.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Beauclairs.\u00a0 Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz’s wild antics and unorthodox goaltending style are worth a Beauclair on their own.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Fresh Kills leads 6-0-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Fresh Kills suffered its first regulation loss of the season last Sunday, giving up five goals to Filthy Gorgeous, after allowing just two goals\u00a0all season.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Cobra Kai weathered two second-half comebacks by the Mathematics\u00a0in an overtime win that ended a three-game losing streak.
\nEli\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Fresh Kills
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Fresh Kills
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Beauclairs.\u00a0 With the Dojo now headed in the right direction, this Donohue Division game could be worth watching.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Rehab\u00a0forward Adam Skuse has been listed as questionable for this game with a hangover.\u00a0 Although this seems like an odd “injury” to report this early in the week, it also seems probable as his birthday extravaganza will take place the night before.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs.\u00a0 Adam’s birthday is actually Monday, so here’s a pre-emptive Happy Birthday!
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3 Beauclairs<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> After a strong start to the season, the Tompkins Square Riots have stumbled recently with back to back losses to La Famiglia and What The Puck.\u00a0 Gut Rot has lost its last four games, however, so this MacNeil Division contest could be a good chance for the Riots to return to their winning ways.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Tompkins Square Riots.\u00a0 Is this the week they finally\u00a0unveil their long-anticipated jerseys?
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Tompkins Square Riots
\nWatchability: <\/strong>2.5 Beauclairs<\/p>\n