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<\/a><\/p>\nDue to consistent underappreciation and limited access to the league power structure, the goalies of BTSH are in the initial stages of forming a union.\u00a0\u00a0As labor conditions continue to deteriorate and goalies have become just an afterthough in league policymaking, this union will finally\u00a0give the netminders a united front to protect their interests.\u00a0 Cobra Kai’s Peter Lang, who is the founder of the movement, notes, “Goalies get no respect in this league.\u00a0 We’re the ones wearing pounds of equipment in the 90 degree heat, and no one cares.”\u00a0 The Mathematics’\u00a0Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez, who is Lang’s second in command, adds, “This collaboration is necessary as our plight continues to be exacerbated under the tyrannical rule of the BTSH despots.”<\/p>\n
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Already, the two have begun to recruit several of the league’s most prominent goalies in hopes of strengthening their organization.\u00a0 They first reached out to Eric Ramirez of the Butchers, who\u00a0was hesitant to commit, as he still had several unanswered questions as to the exact role of the\u00a0union.\u00a0 Stumped, but undeterred, Lang and Melendez approached people with less experience in the league (and presumably, fewer questions), namely rookies\u00a0Shaun Delacy (HLE) and Patrick\u00a0Barch (FK).\u00a0 Both jumped at the opportunity, as they are young and impressionable, and they are easily swayed by peer pressure.\u00a0 Seth Wachtell of LBS, Inc. was also offered a spot, but reluctantly declined as the Corporation has a strict anti-union\u00a0policy dating back to when Wachtell tried to unionize the LBS, Inc. mailroom.\u00a0 As of now, Rob “Mungo” Gorden of Poutine Machine has not been asked to join.<\/p>\n
Behold, The Feet!<\/h4>\n
Name:<\/strong> Caroline Currie With These Two In Charge, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? Due to consistent underappreciation and limited access to the league power structure, the goalies of BTSH are in the initial stages of forming a union.\u00a0\u00a0As labor conditions continue to deteriorate and goalies have become just an afterthough in league policymaking, this union will finally\u00a0give the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[132,22,32,35,42],"class_list":["post-2983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2010-season","tag-cobra-kai","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-mathematics","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2983"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3000,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2983\/revisions\/3000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a>
\nCaution, you are about to enter the “No Spectating Zone”<\/em><\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbour<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nSuggested\u00a0Nickname:<\/strong> Spicy
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> La Femme Blonde, Canadian Strongwoman, Pickles, C.C.
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Montr\u00e9al, QC
\nCollege:<\/strong> Georgetown University
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To help Quebec achieve sovereignty from Canada
\nCurrent Aspirations:<\/strong> To play a game while wearing Filthy Gorgeous’ electric lime green\u00a0throwback jersey (hopefully alongside\u00a0the legendary Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon)
\nFirst\u00a0Job:<\/strong> Waitress at La Cage aux Sports<\/a> in Laval
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Account Supervisour at Deutsch
\nHero:<\/strong> Tim Raines<\/a>
\nReason to Love Her: <\/strong>Caroline stills vehemently claims that the television show Caroline in the City<\/em> was loosely based on her own life.
\nReason to Hate Her:<\/strong> She, as well as\u00a0the rest of her team, uses foul language prior to every game.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> Switching allegiances from Fresh Kills to Filthy Gorgeous
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> She used to work at Ogilvy with former Fresh Kills teammate Scott Townsend (who is also from Montr\u00e9al).
\nFavourite Things:<\/strong>\u00a0Montr\u00e9al Canadiens, Bradley Cooper (and the new A-Team<\/em> movie), brie, broomball
\nFavourite BTSH Moment:<\/strong> Winning the 2008 BTSH championship with Fresh Kills and “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser
\nLeast Favourite Things: <\/strong>The BTSH crease rule, baby blue, Boston Bruins, leg bruises\u00a0
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Ian Laperriere
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Maryse Ouellet
\n<\/a>Things The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Her:<\/strong> Her less than photogenic moments<\/a>
\nDown the Road: <\/strong>Caroline attempts to rename her new team Filthy Gourgeous to give it\u00a0“a more authentically Canadian\u00a0feel.”\u00a0 However, her idea is met with staunch resistance from her temmates, except for fellow Quebe\u00e7ois\u00a0Jean Hebert, who\u00a0loves the idea and\u00a0has been proposing it for several seasons himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"