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<\/a><\/p>\nAlthough Summer has just begun, the BTSH calendar is rapidly filling up with special events and social festivities. Here is a look at what is upcoming:<\/em><\/p>\n August 1<\/strong> – Old Timers’ Game<\/em>.\u00a0 To commemorate BTSH\u2019s 10-year anniversary, Randy Locklair of the Butchers\u00a0is organizing an Old Timers’ Game.\u00a0 The game will feature long-standing veterans of the league, as well as a few retired players.\u00a0 Although none of the retired players have been confirmed as of yet,\u00a0some of Randy’s targets include “Hollywood” Jeff Lesser, Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi, Brendan “Flounder” Hay, Molly Jacobs, Peter “Ski” Oblamski, and Jeremy “The Foot” Schumacher.<\/p>\n August 8<\/strong> –\u00a0Farewell to Corlears & Johnsons Olympics<\/em>.\u00a0 BTSH will return to Corlears Hook Park for one last hurrah before NYC converts it to a turf field.\u00a0 Relive some memories as you experience for the last time the joys of the heckle wall, peeing alongside the FDR, and celebrating a goal on the bird bath.\u00a0 After the games, head on over to Welcome to the Johnsons, where Phil “Sandy” Donohue (GA) and bartender Brent Smith will once again host the Johnsons Olympics.\u00a0 Just make sure you don’t accept any cupcakes from Minkus while there.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n August 22<\/strong> – All-Star Game<\/em>.\u00a0 This year, BTSH’s annual event will pit the best from the Weyersberg Conference against the best from the Schumacher Conference.\u00a0 As always, in addition to the players, the game will feature some of the best hockey minds in the league as coaches.\u00a0 If you would like to follow in the footsteps of coaching luminaries such as Rich Glanzer, Stacy S. Kehoe, Georgine “Mulva” Paulin, and Steve Chernoski,\u00a0please submit an application to the media.<\/p>\n August 28<\/strong> – Saturday Games and Pub Crawl<\/em>.\u00a0 Due a prior booking of Tompkins on August 29, the league shakes things up a bit with a slate of Saturday matchups.\u00a0 As a bonus, since most people do not have to get up early for work the next day, there will be a Lower East Side pub crawl following the games.<\/p>\n September 25<\/strong> – NYC Women’s Tournament<\/em>.\u00a0 League manager Adriano “Muscles Marinara” Bratta thinks, “This is gonna be a rip roar!”\u00a0 Dana Kravis of Filthy Gorgeous is organizing a tournament solely for\u00a0the ladies of BTSH (and pretty much any other woman who wants to play) that promises to be a ton of fun for players and spectators.\u00a0 In addition, proceeds will benefit the Girls for Gender Equity<\/a> charity.<\/p>\n Written by Fashion Correspondent Abigail Meisterman<\/em><\/p>\n Something I’ve noticed while looking at the new jerseys this season is that many of the new teams strive to make an impression with a creative take on a recognizable logo (e.g. Poutine Machine<\/a>) or their own design, while older teams have decided not to reinvent the wheel and just update their look (e.g. LBS, Inc.<\/a>). True to this form is this week’s submission, What The Puck.<\/p>\n After ten years and who(Bob W<\/a>)-knows-how-many goals, WTP has stuck to what has been working for them: orange t-shirt, team name, and maybe a symbol. This year, they’ve opted for a simple Roman numeral X<\/em> to represent their tenure in the league. I am not moved to nostalgia when I see this shirt, though. No, when I see WTP’s 2010 jersey, I recall the second best Indiana Jones movie, The Last Crusade<\/em><\/a>, in which X<\/em> actually does mark the spot<\/a>. I am not condoning violence.\u00a0 However, if this shirt moves you to plunge your hockey stick into the chest of the one who just scored on you so that you may get to Sir Richard’s tomb in order to complete the rubbing of the tablet that will help lead you to the Grail<\/a>, it’d be understandable*.<\/p>\n *Understandable, yes. But it would also remind me of “Kali ma<\/a>” from the second worst Indiana Jones movie, The Temple of Doom<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Noelle Safar Will Hurricane Sharif Hit NYC On August 1? Although Summer has just begun, the BTSH calendar is rapidly filling up with special events and social festivities. Here is a look at what is upcoming: August 1 – Old Timers’ Game.\u00a0 To commemorate BTSH\u2019s 10-year anniversary, Randy Locklair of the Butchers\u00a0is organizing an Old Timers’ Game.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[132,26,42,297,43,8],"class_list":["post-3028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2010-season","tag-corlears-hookers","tag-news-and-notes","tag-schedule","tag-too-much-sharif","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3028"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3046,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3028\/revisions\/3046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}Dirty Laundry<\/h4>\n
<\/a><\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers
\nNickname:<\/strong> Slapshot
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Wrist Shot, Dutch’s Teammate, I Ran, Christmas
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Chestnut Hill, MA
\nCollege:<\/strong> Wheelock College
\nEarly Accomplishments:<\/strong> Getting the top bunk, because she’s three minutes older than her twin sister
\nCurrent Accomplishments:<\/strong> Being nominated for the 2009 Brendan “Flounder” Hay Award
\nFirst\u00a0Job:<\/strong> Night receptionist at the Newton Four Seasons Kosher Bed & Breakfast, where Borat<\/a> stayed in the movie of the same name
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Pre-K teacher in Chelsea
\nHero:<\/strong> Jason Eitel<\/a>
\nReason to Love Her:<\/strong> She has the most lethal slapshot in all of BTSH.
\nReason to Hate Her:<\/strong> It is illegal for her to use it.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> Being mistakenly<\/span> identified as $howT!m3’s girlfriend
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Noelle has never eaten bacon.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong>\u00a0Boston Celtics, Jeremy’s Ale House, running, the Green Line
\nFavorite Newton South Alumnus:<\/strong> a tie between B.J. Novak and Eli Roth<\/a>
\nLeast Favorite Things: <\/strong>Wisdom teeth, Newton North High School, television, paying for Internet access
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Steve Larmer<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Happy Gilmore
\n<\/a>Things The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Her:<\/strong> She lives in the same apartment complex as your humble correspondents.
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Noelle moves to Miami to work\u00a0with her twin sister at\u00a0the family hair salon and real estate agency.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"