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<\/a><\/p>\nFilthy and The Rehabs Have a Long, Strange Journey From Moffo to Corlears<\/strong> <\/p>\n Bob W’s Lunch Order<\/strong> Video of Tricycle Race Finish Posted!<\/strong> Know Your Neighbors<\/strong><\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Arthur Revechkis Captains’ Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n Bad Touch:<\/strong> Greg Kellerman<\/em>, “because he’s just awesome”. Good Thing Stork Has Those Long Legs Filthy and The Rehabs Have a Long, Strange Journey From Moffo to Corlears Due to a postponed game, Filthy Gorgeous and the Rehabs had double duty on Sunday. In addition to having to make up their game against each other at Moffo, each had to play a second […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,50,42,83],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2008-season","tag-more-squirrels-than-necessary","tag-news-and-notes","tag-tricycles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nDue to a postponed game, Filthy Gorgeous and the Rehabs had double duty on Sunday. In addition to having to make up their game against each other at Moffo, each had to play a second game at Corlears. The results for both teams were mixed. Although Filthy kicked off the day with an impressive shootout victory over the surging Rehabs, they could only muster a tie against LBS. On the other hand, the Rehabs rebounded from the heartbreaking loss to Filthy with a convincing win over the feisty Cobra Kai. Although neither team managed to sweep the day, both added three points in the standings, keeping them high in the upper tier of BTSH.<\/p>\n
\nprovolone, lettuce, pickles, hot peppers, and mustard on a roll (no tomatoes) and a tomato V8 (not the “fruity drink from last time”)<\/p>\n
\nYes! Someone actually filmed the race from the right angle and didn’t turn away at the very end! Here is a conclusive view<\/a> of the photo finish of the First (Potentially) Annual BTSH Tricycle Race.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\nTeam:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels
\nNickname:<\/strong> Lil Weezy
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Artie, Bingo, Nate Dogg
\nOrigin:<\/strong> The swamps of New Jersey
\nCollege:<\/strong> University of Rochester
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To get the hell out of New Jersey
\nHero:<\/strong> Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> He looks good in Earth tones.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong> He cheats on his taxes.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> His favorite day of the week is Thursday.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Thursday, his Detroit Tigers hat, Jason “Cheek” Cheek
\nFavorite Foods:<\/strong> Vegetable Lasagna, tots
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> His wispy, porn-inspired moustache
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Ryan Hollweg
\n<\/a>Non-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong>\u00a0Jake Plummer
\n<\/a>Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:<\/strong>\u00a0 The fact that his nickname is Lil Weezy…and he has no clue why
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> The media discover that Arthur is not actually from New Jersey.\u00a0 Rachel immediately trades him for someone who is.<\/p>\n
\nDark Rainbows:<\/strong> “Come up with something creative for Trevor [“White Jesus” Tyrrell]<\/em>.” – Sean Reynolds.\u00a0 Trevor injured his shoulder, but still\u00a0recorded his third consecutive shutout.
\nFilthy Gorgeous (1):<\/strong> “Liza Watts<\/em> was in there pounding.” – Monica Russo
\nFilthy Gorgeous (2):<\/strong> Dan Owens<\/em> faced his third shootout in a row.
\nFresh Kills:<\/strong> Amy Jones<\/em> played her first game ever at forward.
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/strong> “Just give it to the whole fuckin’ team<\/em>.” – Phil “Sandy” Donohue, said with a smirk and a very Mr. Miyagi-like nod
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/strong> Rob “Gnarls” Nitschke<\/em> made the emergency appearance as goaltender.
\nLBS:<\/strong> “The ladies<\/em>, as usual, stepped up.\u00a0 Ali [Chenitz]<\/em> was a rock, Karen [Erickson]<\/em> was amazing, and Seth [Wachtell]<\/em> was a wall.” – Sascha Puritz
\nMexican Standoff:<\/strong> Haanwa Chau<\/em> and Randy Locklair<\/em> had an amazing barbeque\u00a0Saturday night, which included some of the Mighty Squirrels.
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/strong> Rob Gorden<\/em> was awesome in goal, holding Mexican Standoff scoreless in the shootout.
\nMathematics:<\/strong> “Chris Shumaker<\/em><\/a> [of Sky Fighters] gave me a ride from Corlears to Moffo before my game.” – Captain Derek
\nRehabs (1):<\/strong> Anthony Romeo<\/em> had 36 saves and gives kisses to Joseph Pereira.
\nRehabs (2):<\/strong> “John Gazley<\/em> is the Stevie Wonder to our Motown.” – Bryan “Stork” Welch
\nSky Fighters:<\/strong> Samantha Lee<\/em> had her stick on the ball when Rich McConnell scored his goal.\u00a0 Credit went to Rich, but she really deserves half credit.
\nTuques:<\/strong> “Give it to Dave [Ladanyi]<\/em>\u00a0for sparing us the joy of playing hockey on a nice June day.\u00a0 You can quote me on that.” – Minkus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"