{"id":313,"date":"2008-06-18T22:26:03","date_gmt":"2008-06-19T03:26:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=313"},"modified":"2008-06-18T22:26:03","modified_gmt":"2008-06-19T03:26:03","slug":"guest-columnist-rob-mungo-gorden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/guest-columnist-rob-mungo-gorden\/","title":{"rendered":"Guest Columnist: Rob &#8220;Mungo&#8221; Gorden"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH.<\/em><\/p>\n<h4><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin-left: 1px; margin-right: 8px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/rob.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"160\" height=\"257\" \/>$howT!m3 Almost Switches Teams Mid-Game<\/h4>\n<p>Hector \u201c$howT!m3\u201d Melendez was seen considering switching teams midway through the Rehabs&#8217; loss to Filthy Gorgeous last Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>In a press conference immediately following the game $howT!m3 adamantly denied the accusations.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat is utter nonsense.\u00a0 I\u2019m a Rehab and will stay a Rehab for life.\u00a0 Yes, I tried on a Filthy Gorgeous jersey during the first half, but that was only to see if it fit.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Teammate &#8220;Con&#8221; Ed Lau was not surprised.\u00a0 \u201cIt\u2019s his thing,\u201d Lau stated.\u00a0 \u201cThe guy entered the league when?\u00a0 When it began, right?\u00a0 He\u2019s played for every team since then, and some teams that don\u2019t even exist.\u00a0 At some point last week I\u2019m pretty sure he ran over to Corlears and played five minutes for the Happy Little Elves during our game.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rehabs captain Bryan \u201cStork\u201d Welch was incensed over the accusations.\u00a0 He was seen glaring at reporters muttering, \u201cYou never leave the Rehabs.\u00a0 You\u2019re a Rehab forever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After Bryan\u2019s comment, $howT!m3 tried on a Denim Demons shirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. $howT!m3 Almost Switches Teams Mid-Game Hector \u201c$howT!m3\u201d Melendez was seen considering switching teams midway through the Rehabs&#8217; loss to Filthy Gorgeous last Sunday. In a press conference immediately following the game $howT!m3 adamantly denied the accusations. \u201cThat is utter nonsense.\u00a0 I\u2019m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[47,10,86,55],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-howtm3","tag-2008-season","tag-guest-column","tag-mungo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":994,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions\/994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}