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A Brief Glimpse At BTSH.org<\/strong> 1. While the largest volume of site traffic comes from the United States (no surprise there), the second-ranked country is not Canada…it’s France.\u00a0 This can most likely be attributed to the Tuques’ iconic status in Marseilles.\u00a0 On a side note, one person has visited the site from Turkey, but he stayed on the site for thirteen minutes.<\/p>\n 2. Although New York and New Jersey represent the bulk of U.S. based site traffic (again, no shocker there), the third highest state is not in the Northeast.\u00a0 Rather, it is the great state of Wisconsin.\u00a0 Without\u00a0a doubt, this can only be the result of Dutch’s legions of fans back home monitoring his play.\u00a0 Plus, one or two of them might be looking for Dutch’s Brother.\u00a0 On the opposite end of the spectrum,\u00a0no one from Alabama has visited.<\/p>\n 3. The top keywords that have brought people to the BTSH site are as follows: “btsh”, “btsh.org”, “ant ventolieri”, and “street hockey”.\u00a0 Yes, more people come to the site looking for Ant than they do for street hockey.\u00a0 One can only assume that Ant is forcing his Foot Locker interns to repeatedly google his name and then go to all sites that find it.\u00a0 Oh yeah, and the number five keyword?\u00a0 You guessed it: “ellery gillette”.<\/p>\n 4. Another interesting keyword we discovered was “beverly hills jeff lesser”.\u00a0\u00a0Although it is probable that\u00a0whoever searched for that term did not find exactly what he wanted, this has provided the media with a new nickname.\u00a0\u00a0Jeff Lesser will now be known as “Hollywood”.<\/p>\n 5. Several people have also visited the site searching “ken georgine paulin”.\u00a0 No,\u00a0Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin and Georgine\u00a0“Mulva” Paulin are not related.\u00a0 In fact, they spell and pronounce their last names differently, as seen in the previous sentence.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n $howT!m3’s Shenanigans Continue<\/strong> Know Your Neighbors<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/a><\/a><\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Adriano Bratta Captains’ Commendations<\/strong><\/p>\n Bad Touch:<\/strong> Martin Olson<\/em> played his first game on defense and did a terrific job. Dutch’s Parents\u00a0Are Avid Readers of BTSH.org\u00a0 A Brief Glimpse At BTSH.org As a thank you to you, the loyal reader, we, the writers, thought we’d give you a snapshot of who’s going to btsh.org and how they are getting there.\u00a0 Here are some interesting trends we have noticed, taken directly from Google Analytics. 1. While […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,89,88,22,42],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2008-season","tag-ant","tag-btshorg","tag-cobra-kai","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nAs a thank you to you, the loyal reader, we, the writers, thought we’d give you a snapshot of who’s going to btsh.org and how they are getting there.\u00a0 Here are some interesting trends we have noticed, taken directly from Google Analytics.<\/p>\n
\n“I told you the Rehabs would give you something to write about! Two goals in four minutes or less. The Corlears Hookers got pimped by the Habs, and a little late minute help from Craig aka Mr. Balls on Ya Face aka UG!” — Hector “$howT!m3” Melendez, (semi-coherently) regarding the Rehabs’ battle with the Corlears Hookers<\/p>\n![\"Adriano\"](\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/adriano.jpg\" "\\"Adriano\\"")
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Cobra Kai
\nNickname:<\/strong> None
\nSuggested Nickname:<\/strong> Muscles Marinara
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> 7-1-8, Secretary of Offense, Ski
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Staten Island
\nCollege:<\/strong> University of Scranton
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To be the featured profile in the 2008 Week 9 edition of Know Your Neighbors
\nHero:<\/strong> Robert Loggia<\/a>
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> He’s cuddly.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong> He’s hard to spot with all that camouflage.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> A coin flip determined that he would play for Cobra Kai and not What The Puck.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Soccer, Ski’s leadership, Parcheesi, bingo night at Elk’s Lodge #878
\nFavorite Food:<\/strong> Mrs. Bratta’s homemade pasta
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> He leads BTSH with eleven goals.
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Jason Spezza
\n<\/span><\/a>Non-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Vito Bratta<\/a>
\n<\/span>Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:<\/strong>\u00a0 He stands a very good chance to shatter Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin’s scoring title (you know, legitimately)
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Adriano signs with the Mathematics as a free agent for the 2009 season.\u00a0 When the Mathematics and Cobra Kai face off on opening day, he scores an apparent own goal on his first shift.\u00a0 However, seconds later, he removes his Mathematics jersey to reveal a camouflage shirt, signifying that he was on Cobra Kai the whole time.\u00a0 Peter “Ski” Oblamski gives an approving nod to the greatest hoodwink in BTSH history.<\/p>\n
\nDark Rainbows:<\/strong> “Me<\/em>.\u00a0 My ass, for stoning Andy [Pratt] on a breakaway.” – Sean Reynolds
\nFilthy Gorgeous:<\/strong> James Pereira<\/em> overcame an\u00a0ass injury to start the game.
\nGouging Anklebiters:<\/strong> “Gov [Alex Owen<\/em>] rocked the Casbah in net.” – Phil “Sandy” Donohue
\nHappy Little Elves:<\/strong> Marc Surchin<\/em> break-danced and did the worm.\u00a0 Shoshana Rudnick<\/em> did gymnastics and\u00a0porn splits, and she owned the LBS.\u00a0 Rich Glanzer<\/em> also did gymnastics, specifically a cartwheel.
\nLBS:<\/strong> “Let’s give a shout out to Alex [Simon]<\/em> for playing goal this week.” – Sascha Puritz
\nMathematics:<\/strong> Sheena Otto<\/em>‘s last name is a palindrome.
\nMexican Standoff:<\/strong> Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette<\/em>, because he didn’t play.
\nMighty Squirrels:<\/strong> “The Squirrels<\/em>, for being the best looking opponent we’ve ever played and will ever play.” – Rachel “A-Korn” Greene, after the Squirrels’ intra-squad scrimmage.
\nSky Fighters:<\/strong> Martin Cejka<\/em> kicked in one of the What The Puck goals, and another one deflected off of him.
\nTuques:<\/strong> Lisa Harrington<\/em>, Caroline Johnston<\/em>, and Daphne Feng<\/em> were solid, impenetrable, and unheralded on defense. [Ed: Aren’t they being heralded now?]\nUnicorns:<\/strong> Craig “Ug” LaCombe<\/em> played one of his best games of the year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"