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<\/a><\/p>\nAs per tradition, the Denim Demons once again\u00a0hosted their annual “Demons Family Day” this past Sunday.\u00a0 All players on the team were highly encouraged to invite their families for some good, clean Demons hockey.\u00a0 Thus,\u00a0the West Court dugouts were packed with red, as the honored guests\u00a0 witnessed the Demons defeat the defending champion Sky Fighters\u00a01-0 \u00a0in a spirited Hockey Night in Tompkins national telecast.\u00a0 This marked the second consecutive shutout for the Demons on Family Day, who\u00a0also beat Cobra Kai 2-0 in 2009.<\/p>\n
With record attendance and several family members making lengthy treks to reach the game, the event was viewed as a huge success. \u00a0Notable\u00a0attendees included frequent btsh.org commenter Joe “Twinkle Toes” Tinkelman, Adam “Legend Killer” Rubens’ mother, the Carsons, and Abby “Tayne” Meisterman’s moms.\u00a0 Rubens’ mother even donned a throwback Adam Rubens jersey to support her wonderful son.\u00a0 She noted, “…the way my son took down the Sky Fighters, he truly is a legend killer!”<\/p>\n
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Johnsons Olympics Returns!<\/h4>\n
By Phil “Sandy” Donohue<\/em><\/p>\n She’s back: the loudest, lewdest, most memorable party in BTSH lore returns to the Johnsons this Sunday.<\/p>\n Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Johnsons Olympics is back. Already, people are speculating on who will be this year’s champions. What will it take to win the 2010 hot legs competition? In which orifice will someone have a cupcake shoved this time? Will someone be brave enough to once again down the bar mat shot? Answers to these questions and more can only be answered this Sunday at the Johnsons.<\/p>\n The line-up includes old-time favorites such as the hot dog eating competition, the PBR chugging competition, mens & womens arm wrestling, and bar napkin love poems. Plus, all new events brought to you by bartender Brent Smith, MC Craig LaCombe, Party Master Peaches, Johnsons Poet Laureate Amy Lott, Booze Berry Temptress Amy and your humble author.<\/p>\n More details later in the week. Be ready to call out on Monday.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Ellen M. The Demons Have More Fans Than You As per tradition, the Denim Demons once again\u00a0hosted their annual “Demons Family Day” this past Sunday.\u00a0 All players on the team were highly encouraged to invite their families for some good, clean Demons hockey.\u00a0 Thus,\u00a0the West Court dugouts were packed with red, as the honored guests\u00a0 witnessed the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[132,138,19,98,42],"class_list":["post-3243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2010-season","tag-butchers","tag-denim-demons","tag-johnsons-olympics","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3243"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4353,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3243\/revisions\/4353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<\/a><\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Butchers
\n(Self) Suggested Nickname:<\/strong> Scrappie
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Sugar Tits, Hot Pants, Smellen, The Cleaver
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Allentown, PA
\nCollege:<\/strong> Saint Joseph’s University
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong> To conquer her fear of riding the Thunderhawk at Dorney Park
\nCurrent Aspirations:<\/strong> To supplant Georgine “Mulva” Paulin as top goon of the Butchers
\nFirst\u00a0Job:<\/strong> Egg incubator at the Allentown Fish Hatchery<\/a>
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Public Relations Guru\u00a0for Arrojo
\nHero:<\/strong> Billy Joel
\nReason to Love Her:<\/strong> She’s naive enough to\u00a0think a profile on btsh.org might get someone dates…actually this one might work.
\nReason to Hate Her:<\/strong> She drove a Suburu Outback in high school…and we’re guessing like all Outback drivers, she did it poorly.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> Her gold hot pants
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Butchers teammate Amanda Jenkins does not give Ellen\u00a0any hairstyling discounts, even though they work together.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Facebook, A-Treat soda<\/a>, Philadelphia Eagles, rugby
\nFavorite Dance:<\/strong> The Dougie<\/a>
\nLeast Favorite Things: <\/strong>Listening to people’s dreams, Dallas Cowboys, mornings, dressing conservatively
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Dan Carcillo
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> The Walt Whitman Bridge
\n<\/a>Things The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Her:<\/strong> Her noticeable presence at EVT, which often includes cowbells
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Ellen finishes second to Mega Touch’s Joe Lops (and his amazing\u00a0calves) in the\u00a02010 Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition at the Johnsons Olympics.\u00a0 Other contestants include Ellery “The Nature Boy” Gillette, Rob “Mungo” Gorden, Rich Glanzer, Amy Kovner, Shafiq “Off Black” Perry, Marcus Bonnee, Amy Lott, Adam Skuse, and Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown (who comes in dead last).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"