{"id":349,"date":"2008-07-16T22:40:56","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T03:40:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=349"},"modified":"2008-09-22T15:48:50","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T20:48:50","slug":"all-star-teams-announced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/all-star-teams-announced\/","title":{"rendered":"All Star Teams Announced!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Come For The All-Stars, Stay For Adam Rubens<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/allstar.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-350 aligncenter\" title=\"BTSH\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/allstar.jpg\" alt=\"BTSH\" width=\"324\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/allstar.jpg 324w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/allstar-264x300.jpg 264w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 324px) 100vw, 324px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Your long weeks of speculation and anticipation are finally over.\u00a0 Although Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon of Filthy Gorgeous will not be an all-star this year due to educational commitments, this year&#8217;s field of competitors is still extremely talented.\u00a0 In addition, this year will mark the beginning (hopefully) of a new rivalry, as the players who live on the East bank of the East River will be pitted against those on the West bank.\u00a0 Without further ado, here are your 2008 BTSH All-Stars (after the jump):<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>EAST TEAM (black\/dark)<\/h4>\n<p><strong>Coaches:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens (Denim Demons)<br \/>\nMonica Russo (Filthy Gorgeous)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Goalies:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Craig &#8220;Ug&#8221; LaCombe (Unicorns)<br \/>\nRandy Locklair (Mexican Standoff)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Starters:<\/strong><br \/>\nDemetri Adrahtas (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\nJason Bogdanaris (LBS, Inc.)<br \/>\nAdriano Bratta (Cobra Kai)<br \/>\nAllison (Unicorns)<br \/>\nGabrielle Carson (Denim Demons)<br \/>\nJane Cramer (Bad Touch)<br \/>\nEric Devlin (Bad Touch)<br \/>\nMichelle Doucet (What The Puck)<br \/>\nNelson (Unicorns)<br \/>\nLindsay Foerhenbach (Dark Rainbows)<br \/>\nJeff Goldberg (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nDana Kravis (Filthy Gorgeous)<br \/>\nRob Kucera (Sky Fighters)<br \/>\nSamantha Lee (Sky Fighters)<br \/>\nAlfred Liu (Tuques)<br \/>\nMarie Marberg (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nAlex Owen (Gouging Anklebiters)<br \/>\nPeter &#8220;Purple Rain&#8221; Putka (Corlears Hookers)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alternates (will only play if one of the starters cannot):<br \/>\n<\/strong>Chris Beauvois (Corlears Hookers)<br \/>\nJason Eitel (Corlears Hookers)<br \/>\nRem &#8220;Canadian Strongman&#8221; Garavito (Cobra Kai)<br \/>\nBrendan (Unicorns)<br \/>\nJaclyn Lee (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nLaura MacNeil (Mathematics)<br \/>\nRob &#8220;Gnarls&#8221; Nitschke (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\nArthur &#8220;Lil Weezy&#8221; Revechkis (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nSean Reynolds (Dark Rainbows)<br \/>\nMichael Ross (Gouging Anklebiters)<br \/>\nZack Tinkelman (Denim Demons)<br \/>\nCorey &#8220;Chongo&#8221; Winters (What The Puck)<br \/>\n\u00a0<\/p>\n<h4>WEST (white\/light)<\/h4>\n<p><strong>Coaches:<\/strong><br \/>\nPhil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue (Gouging Anklebiters)<br \/>\nRachel &#8220;A-Korn&#8221; Greene (Mighty Squirrels)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Goalies:<\/strong><br \/>\nTommy Mayoros (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nAnthony Romeo (Rehabs)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Starters:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Tom Capatosta (LBS, Inc.)<br \/>\nMartin Cejka (Sky Fighters)<br \/>\nBeth Conroy (Mexican Standoff)<br \/>\nCaroline Currie (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nMeredith Danberg-Ficarelli (Rehabs)<br \/>\nKaren Erickson (LBS, Inc.)<br \/>\nGina Hackett (Rehabs)<br \/>\nMicael Holmstrom (Denim Demons)<br \/>\nAmy Kovner (Gouging Anklebiters)<br \/>\nGary Kowalski (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nLibby Lewis (Corlears Hookers)<br \/>\nCourtney McBride (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\nSarah Moore (Tuques)<br \/>\nAndy Pratt (Mathematics)<br \/>\nDerek Tagliarino (Mathematics)<br \/>\nMatt Workman (Filthy Gorgeous)<br \/>\nAlex &#8220;Villano VI&#8221; Zabala (Rehabs)<br \/>\nLarry &#8220;Mad Dog&#8221; Zimmer (What The Puck)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alternates (will only play if one of the starters cannot):<\/strong><br \/>\nDanny Canarick (Bad Touch)<br \/>\nBill Monahan (Tuques)<br \/>\nPatrick Moore (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nJohn Nielsen (Dark Rainbows)<br \/>\nDan Owens (Filthy Gorgeous)<\/p>\n<p>This game will also feature the dapper referee tandem of Patrick\/Sven Larsen (Mighty Squirrels) and Bryan &#8220;Stork&#8221; Welch (Rehabs).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come For The All-Stars, Stay For Adam Rubens Your long weeks of speculation and anticipation are finally over.\u00a0 Although Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon of Filthy Gorgeous will not be an all-star this year due to educational commitments, this year&#8217;s field of competitors is still extremely talented.\u00a0 In addition, this year will mark the beginning (hopefully) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[10,100,85],"class_list":["post-349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2008-season","tag-all-star-game","tag-ashy-larry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":468,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}