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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK <\/p>\n Tuques (4-7) vs. Cobra Kai (3-8-1) Gouging Anklebiters\u00a0(3-9) vs. Rehabs\u00a0(6-4-1-1) Fresh Kills\u00a0(6-5-0-1) vs. Bad Touch (1-10-1) Happy Little Elves\u00a0(1-10-1) vs. Unicorns\u00a0(7-5) Mighty Squirrels (7-1-3) vs. Dark Rainbows (8-3-1) Mathematics (3-9) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (7-4-1) Mexican Standoff (1-8-2-1) vs. Sky Fighters (6-5) Corlears Hookers (10-1) vs. Denim Demons (7-0-2-1) Media Records: What The Puck Needs To Rest Up GAME OF THE WEEK What The Puck\u00a0(9-2-0-1) vs. LBS, Inc. (9-2-1) Location: Moffo, 3:00 PM All-Time Series:\u00a0LBS, Inc. leads 7-4 Game Notes: What The Puck and LBS, Inc. currently sit in a tie for second place, only one point behind the Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 Both teams feature similar gameplans, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[10,94,308,8],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-lbs-inc","tag-weekly-previews","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWhat The Puck\u00a0(9-2-0-1) vs. LBS, Inc. (9-2-1)
\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong>\u00a0LBS, Inc. leads 7-4
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> What The Puck and LBS, Inc. currently sit in a tie for second place, only one point behind the Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 Both teams feature similar gameplans, as they each have small rosters comprised almost entirely of stars.\u00a0 Three players on What The Puck (Mike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth, Corey “Chongo” Winters, and Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer)\u00a0now have double-digit goals, while Karsten Pichon of LBS, Inc. leads the league with fifteen.\u00a0 In addition, both teams rely on consistent goaltending as a solid base to their explosive offenses.\u00a0 What The Puck’s Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz registered his first shutout of the season last week, while Seth Wachtell of LBS, Inc. has won all three of his starts\u00a0since being reassigned to the mail room.\u00a0 The winner of this game will be one step closer to locking up a high seed in the playoffs.
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. Despite missing a fair number of games,\u00a0Darrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman\u00a0remains\u00a0one of What The Puck’s top offensive threats, as he now has eight goals on the season…one for each of the stripes on his socks.
\n2. After serving a five game suspension, the self-proclaimed “cleanest player in BTSH”, Ken “The Alpha Male” Poulin now has eight goals as well.\u00a0 He and his linemate Karsten will look to\u00a0demonstrate why they were named the media’s Best Duo of 2007
\n3.\u00a0What The Puck captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer has put a bounty on the head of former teammate and current LBS, Inc. player, Erica Lee.\u00a0 He explains, “You’re either with us or against us…and if you’re against us, it’s your ass.”
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.\u00a0 They’ve been playing with a lot more focus since they went corporate, which can only be attributed to\u00a0CEO Sascha Puritz’s “no suspensions” policy of professional conduct.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck.\u00a0 If they can get full attendance, they can run with anyone.\u00a0 Plus, team cancer Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri will once again be out with\u00a0a strained white beard, so that can only help them.<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 3:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Cobra Kai leads 2-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Cobra Kai’s first ever franchise win came against the Tuques in 2006…and that’s when Dutch was on the Tuques!
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Cobra Kai.\u00a0 Adriano Bratta leads the way as the Dojo continues their mastery of the Tuques.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Tuques<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears South,\u00a03:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Rehabs lead 6-1
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>The Rehabs have now lost their last three games, all by one goal.\u00a0 The Anklebiters, on the other hand, have recovered from an 0-7 start with three wins in their last five games.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs.\u00a0 Although the trends seem to favor the Anklebiters in this one, they won’t have the horsepower to take down the Rehabs.<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Fresh Kills leads 5-2
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>Fresh Kills sharpshooter Bob “Olmec” Weyersberg has vowed to do a choreographed dance routine in celebration of his next goal.\u00a0 Sadly, this game will use regulation size goals, so that event is highly unlikely.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears South, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> First Meeting
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This game will be the final leg of the triangular series among the Happy Little Elves, Unicorns, and Dark Rainbows to determine this year’s winner of the (imaginary) Fairy Tale Cup.\u00a0 A Unicorns win, tie, or shootout loss will clinch the cup for them.\u00a0 Although the Happy Little Elves are mathematically eliminated, they can still play spoiler with a (non-shootout) win.
\nEli\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Unicorns.\u00a0 They have very quiety won four games in a row.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick: <\/strong>Unicorns.\u00a0 Craig “Ug” LaCombe is declared the MVP of the tournament and is the first to hoist the (imaginary) cup over his head.<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows lead 4-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> These teams last faced off in\u00a0a hotly contested 2007 first round playoff game.\u00a0 Although the Mighty Squirrels came up just short to the eventual BTSH champions, they were the only team to score a goal on the Rainbows during the postseason.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels.\u00a0 The Squirrels are starting to have an eerie resemblance to a certain 2007 BTSH squad that wore pink.<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears North, 5:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Mathematics lead 2-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Mathematics want to send Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi off to grad school with a win in his final BTSH game.\u00a0 Although he would like to continue to play, it takes too long\u00a0to bike from Cal-Berkeley to Corlears Hook Park to make this feasible.<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Corlears South, 5:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Sky Fighters lead 6-1
\nGame Notes: <\/strong>In a cunning move orchestrated by captain Amy Lott, Sky Fighters standout Martin Cejka did not play in the All-Star Game last week to prevent Mexican Standoff goalie Randy Locklair from scouting him.\u00a0 The Sky Fighters did, however, allow team stud Chris “Big Sexy” Shumaker to play, as there’s nothing to scout on him, aside from his chiseled good looks<\/a>.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters.\u00a0 Another brilliant strategy by Amy Lott.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters<\/p>\n
\nLocation: <\/strong>Moffo, 5:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series: <\/strong>Corlears Hookers lead 1-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Despite the Corlears Hookers’ imprssive record and current first place standing, public relations\u00a0director Albert “Al” Huang seems intimidated by the uppity Demons.\u00a0 He notes, “We stand abosolutely no chance in this game.\u00a0 Although our squad is kind of decent, the Denim Demons are juggernauts.\u00a0 Besides, I have a bad feeling that most of my teammates’ minds are on their upcoming vacations.\u00a0 Did you know that Dutch’s Brother is traveling to Indo-China?”
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 This could be the biggest upset of the season.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 They’re a scrappy team, and they may just pull this one out.<\/p>\n
\nEli:<\/strong> 65-29
\nDerek:<\/strong> 63-31<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"