Carl Paladino<\/strong>: I hate Glanzer\u2019s kind.\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nPaladino was later informed that Glanzer isn\u2019t gay, he\u2019s just Jewish.\u00a0 Paladino re-tweeted…<\/p>\n
Carl Paladino:<\/strong> I hate that kind too.\u00a0 And he probably is gay anyway.\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nLindsay Lohan:<\/strong> I was dancing with a Happy Little Elf!!\u00a0 He was so much fun!!<\/p>\nWhen questioned which player, Lohan retweeted…<\/p>\n
Lindsay Lohan<\/strong>: No, I was dancing with the dude on the logo.\u00a0 He\u2019s soooooo cute!!!\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\nAnjelina Jolie: <\/strong>If the Elves win, I promise to steal four happy kids from unsuspecting parents in Kenya so we can take care of them!!\u00a0 Go Elves.<\/p>\nBrad Pitt:<\/strong> She means adopt of course.\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nMadonna:<\/strong> Lourdes will be renamed Udnick if the Elves win.\u00a0 Go Elves!<\/p>\nLady Gaga: <\/strong>Sorry I can’t answer, I just hate both these teams.\u00a0 The only team I support are my girls from Dependable.\u00a0 Or the Butchers.<\/p>\nThe Real Shaq:<\/strong> Big man sends his Big Ol\u2019 Heart to his Happy Little Elves.<\/p>\nElliot Spitzer:<\/strong> The Elves of course!!<\/p>\nWhen a reporter noticed Spitzer\u2019s Jason Eitel jersey, the former Governor retweeted…<\/p>\n
Elliot Spitzer:<\/strong> Doh!!\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nAlan Thicke:<\/strong> As a great Canadian myself, I am rooting for the one true Canadian in the game.\u00a0 Not Trevor or Putka, my man Jason Eitel!!\u00a0 Go Canada!\u00a0 Go Hookers!!\u00a0 Though if Gere needs a ref partner I\u2019m in.\u00a0 I could use the 3 bucks.<\/p>\nTed Mosby:<\/strong> Future Ted sees Future Glanzer drinking out of the Championship Cup.\u00a0 Please tell Thicke to stop begging me for a recurring role on How I Met Your Mother.<\/p>\nAdam Sandler:<\/strong> Are you kidding me?\u00a0 Glanzer, Rudnick, Pessin, Chadwick, all Jews!!\u00a0 What I want for Chanukah, is someone whose Mom used to work at Sewanaka.\u00a0 The Happy Little Elvicles, will prove they have large testicles.\u00a0 Go Elves!!<\/p>\nBenjamin Netanyahu (Israel Prime Minister): <\/strong>Are you kidding me Sandler??\u00a0 Glanzer plays on Yom Kippur.\u00a0 Go Hookers!\u00a0 Screw the Elves.\u00a0 Plus I\u2019m not a fan of Chadwick.<\/p>\nDavid Letterman:<\/strong> I actually know Ben Chadwick very well.\u00a0 He used to write for me when I worked at NBC.\u00a0 His jokes made my opening monologue 4 hours long.\u00a0 Like I said, I know Ben Chadwick well.\u00a0 Therefore, Go Hookers!<\/p>\nHilary Clinton:<\/strong> I hope they both play well and may the best team win.\u00a0 I think the Yankees vs. the Rehabs will be a great matchup.\u00a0 $howt!m3 is good but Romeo is cuter.<\/p>\nMr. Burns:<\/strong> Smithers I hate that idiot that always eats donuts and has no hair?<\/p>\nSmithers:<\/strong> Homer Simpson sir?<\/p>\nMr. Burns: <\/strong>No \u00a0you moron!\u00a0 Glanzer.\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nSmithers: <\/strong>Yes sir, go Hookers!<\/p>\nHuey Lewis:<\/strong> Do you believe in love?\u00a0 Do you believe its true?\u00a0 I believe in Elves. WOOO-OOOO-OOOO-OOOOO!!<\/p>\nRic Flair:<\/strong> Eitel is high flying, limo riding, womanizing son of a gun!!\u00a0 And his horseman of JSB, Putka, Noelle and Jackie will crush those lime green losers!!\u00a0 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/p>\nIvan Drago<\/strong>: If the Elves die, they die.\u00a0 Go Hookers.<\/p>\nJan Erixon:<\/strong> Anyone that still wears my jersey needs help.\u00a0 Go Elves.<\/p>\nJoe Namath and Mark Messier:<\/strong> We know winners when we see them.\u00a0 Both teams are good.\u00a0 But we sorta like the whole destiny thing.\u00a0 Elves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"What Celebrities Are Saying About The BTSH Final The following views do not necessarily represent those of the editors or of BTSH. They do, however, represent those of Rich Glanzer. Without a doubt, the Happy Little Elves and Corlears Hookers are two of the most polarizing teams in all of BTSH.\u00a0 Regardless of which side […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[132,26,86,30,103],"class_list":["post-3666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-interest","tag-2010-season","tag-corlears-hookers","tag-guest-column","tag-happy-little-elves","tag-hockey-rich"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3666"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3683,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666\/revisions\/3683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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