Key Losses:<\/strong> None<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
The 2010 season ended in familiar fashion for the Corlears Hookers, as they lost in the championship game for the third time in four years.\u00a0 Yet again, the team cruised through the regular season, compiling an 11-4 record and finishing second in the esteemed Rubens Division.\u00a0 Forward Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney led the team with 15 goals, tying him with LBS, Inc.’s “The Alpha Male” Ken Poulin for fourth in the league.<\/p>\n
This season, the team gets even stronger as former Hooker Jock Paul makes his triumphant return to the United States after missing one and a half seasons while abroad.\u00a0 Also returning is team spark-plug Noelle “Slapshot” Safar, who missed the playoffs and several offseason workouts while in Florida.\u00a0 Otherwise, the team will remain largely intact with no significant losses.\u00a0 However, this season, the Corlears Hookers will be under new leadership, as former captain Peter “Purple Rain” Putka has officially handed the reigns over to Josh “Doc” Sadlier-Brown and Jason Eitel.\u00a0 Already the duo has been active in improving the squad.\u00a0 Safar’s return can be largely attributed to Eitel’s charming influence, while Sadlier-Brown has been scouring other leagues for talent.\u00a0 Doc notes, “We have recruited the Pembroke Lumber Kings Jr. A hockey team, as well as several key members of the Lady Lumber Kings to play for us this year.”\u00a0 This is the same way the Sky Fighters discovered Greg Infanti.<\/p>\n
Entity They Resemble, According to Rich Glanzer:<\/strong> Donna Martin<\/em> from Beverly Hills, 90210<\/em>. Critics of Donna will say she was always the bridesmaid, never the bride. But I say hogwash. Brandon and Dylan may have been the stars of the show at the time, but everyone remembers, “Donna Martin graduates.” After a couple of close calls with David Silver, Joe the QB, and Ray the wifebeater, Donna finally let the puck go through her biscuit, courtesy of a David Silver slapshot. (Not including the Elves) The Hookers are my pick to win the BTSH championship.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Jackie Spiegel played an instrumental role in Luis Castillo’s release from the New York Mets.<\/p>\nROSTER<\/strong>
\nJohn Bartlett
\nDanilo Biagioni
\nJason Eitel (C)
\nTiffany Hagge
\nAlbert “Al” Huang
\nBrendan “Dutch” Kearney
\nGavin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Kearney
\nLibby Lewis
\nDustin “Fake Dutch’s Brother” Olson
\nJock Paul
\nPeter “Purple Rain” Putka
\nJoshua “Doc” Sadlier-Brown (C)
\nNoelle “Slapshot” Safar
\nJesse Scolaro
\nAnshu Sinha
\nJackie Spiegel
\nLisa Taddeo
\nDan Thompson
\nAndy Tse
\nMatt Zimmerman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Don’t You Forget About Al Color: Purple\/White Year Founded: 2007 2010 Regular Season Finish: 11-4 (2nd, Rubens Division; 5th overall) 2010 Playoff Result: Lost to Happy Little Elves in championship game Conference: Weyersberg Division: Rubens 2010 Leading Scorer: Gavin “Dutch’s Brother” Kearney, 15 goals Team Song: Gogol Bordello – Start Wearing Purple Key Additions: Jock […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[154],"tags":[153,26,18],"class_list":["post-3747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2011-team-previews","tag-2011-season","tag-corlears-hookers","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3747"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3747"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3747\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4046,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3747\/revisions\/4046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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