{"id":3794,"date":"2011-03-26T09:50:37","date_gmt":"2011-03-26T13:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=3794"},"modified":"2011-03-26T09:50:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-26T13:50:37","slug":"season-preview-gut-rot-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-gut-rot-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Gut Rot"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gut Rot’s PR Department Is Hard At Work<\/h4>\n

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Color:<\/strong> Sea-foam Green
\nYear Founded:<\/strong> 2010
\n2010 Regular Season Finish:<\/strong> 4-10-0-2 (5th, MacNeil Division; 20th overall)
\n2010 Playoff Result:<\/strong> Lost to Denim Demons in round of 16
\nConference:<\/strong> Schumacher
\nDivision:<\/strong> MacNeil
\n2010 Leading Scorer: <\/strong>Scott, 11 goals
\nTeam Song:<\/strong> Jefferson Starship – We Built This City<\/a>
\nKey Additions:<\/strong> The Other Gilligan, Noelle, Mark, Spoon, Heather (all from free agency)
\nKey Losses:<\/strong> Haanwa Chau (La Famiglia), Chris “Creamy” DiMotta (Butchers)<\/p>\n

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Gut Rot captain Jefferson submitted the following press release regarding his team’s upcoming season:<\/em><\/p>\n

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Entity They Resemble, According to Rich Glanzer:<\/strong> Timmy Lupus<\/em> of The Bad News Bears<\/em>. Lupus got mustard poured over him, and his opponents openly mocked him. But Lupus showed what a true hero he is when he made a dazzling (routine) catch to ensure his team the victory (in a game they eventually lost). The important thing to remember is Lupus and the Bears almost won the championship, and Gut Rot\u2019s shootout victory over league juggernaut What the Puck stands as one of the biggest upsets in league history.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Amy lost her virginity to the team song back in ’84.<\/p>\n

ROSTER<\/strong>
\nAvailable upon request. Call Peaches at phone number above.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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