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<\/a><\/p>\nThree Stars of the Week<\/h4>\n
Third Star:<\/strong> Myrto Mylopoulos, Tompkins Square Riots<\/em>. Myrto scored the only shootout goal in the Riots’ win against the Unicorns, and we’re looking for any excuse to get this video<\/a> on the site one more time. <\/p>\n This year, due to a series of stupid bets made by Happy Little Elves goalie Shaun deLacy, the media will track his goals against average over the course of the regular season.<\/em><\/p>\n Goals Allowed This Week:<\/strong> 0 (did not play) After recording a shutout last week against the Denim Demons, Shaun thought he owed it to himself to take a week off in celebration of his momentous feat.\u00a0 As a result, team captain Rich Glanzer filled in for his keeper with less than stellar results.\u00a0 This week, a well-rested deLacy returns to action to face the Butchers, who have won three in a row and are led by league-leading scorer, Ben Bloom.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Mike Smith Do You Smell What Tommy Is Cooking? Three Stars of the Week Third Star: Myrto Mylopoulos, Tompkins Square Riots. Myrto scored the only shootout goal in the Riots’ win against the Unicorns, and we’re looking for any excuse to get this video on the site one more time. Second Star: Joe Polowczuk, Unicorns\/Rehabs. As a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[153,103,94,35,42],"class_list":["post-4272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2011-season","tag-hockey-rich","tag-lbs-inc","tag-mathematics","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4272"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4345,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4272\/revisions\/4345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSecond Star:<\/strong> Joe Polowczuk, Unicorns\/Rehabs<\/em>. As a borrowed player, who was inexplicably allowed to play by the Elves power structure, Joe recorded a hat trick to lead the Rehabs to their first victory of the season.\u00a0 In addition to giving his Fairy Tale Cup rivals a taste of things to come, Polowczuk also scored the game-tying goal in his own game for the Unicorns.
\nFirst Star:<\/strong> Tommy Capatosta, LBS, Inc<\/em>.\u00a0 The Corporation’s Security Manager had all five of the team’s goals in LBS, Inc.’s 5-4 overtime win against the Sky Fighters.\u00a0 He has dubbed the accomplishment the “Capatostrick.”<\/p>\nShaun deLacy GAA Watch<\/h4>\n
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\nGoals Allowed Previously:<\/strong> 14
\nGoals Allowed This Season:<\/strong> 14
\nGames Played:<\/strong> 5
\nGoals Against Average:<\/strong> 2.8
\nNext Opponent:<\/strong> Butchers (2.33 goals per game)<\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Mathematics
\nUnsanctioned Nickname: <\/strong>Hippie
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Mikey, Smitty, Vanilla, Buckeye
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Springboro, OH
\nCollege:<\/strong> Miami University (OH)
\nQuote:<\/strong> “Git-r-done!”
\nFirst Job:<\/strong> Valet parking attendant at La Comedia Dinner Theatre<\/a>
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Business Entrepreneur
\nEarly Accomplishments: <\/strong>Figuring out that “soda” and “pop” are the same thing.
\nCurrent Accomplishments:<\/strong> He finished second to Ellen M. of the Butchers in the 2010 Sharif Corinaldi Memorial Hot Legs Competition
\n <\/strong>Hero:<\/strong> Joe Dirt<\/a>
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> This profile will most likely cause Rich Glanzer to start an extended boycott of btsh.org.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong> He takes candy from babies.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> His arm tattoo, which is an outline of the state of Ohio
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Mike is not legally allowed to shave, as his beard now houses several endangered species of birds.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Motorsports, Skyline Chili<\/a>, Maker’s Mark whiskey, broomball
\nFavorite IndyCar Driver:<\/strong> Michel Jourdain, Jr.
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> <\/em>Ohio State University, the anonymous Mathematics GM, people confusing Ohio for Idaho, mega-churches
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Mike Smith<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Take your pick<\/a>.
\nThings The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Him:<\/strong> He and Rich Glanzer won the 2010 Media Award for Best Duo, narrowly beating out runners-up Rich Glanzer and Karsten Pichon
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Mike decides he doesn’t look like an authentic redneck.\u00a0 He grows a mullet to “keep it real.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"