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<\/a><\/p>\nThree Stars of the Week<\/h4>\n
Third Star:<\/strong> Greg Infanti, Sky Fighters<\/em>. With regular captain Dan Hopper in California monitoring the Sky Fighters’ non-European farm team, Infanti was informed five minutes before game time that he would be the team’s captain for the day. With little time to prepare, Infanti rose to the challenge and crafted the perfect game plan: score more goals than the other team. He also contributed one goal of his own. <\/p>\n This year, due to a series of stupid bets made by Happy Little Elves goalie Shaun deLacy, the media will track his goals against average over the course of the regular season.<\/em><\/p>\n Goals Allowed This Week:<\/strong> 1 (vs. LBS, Inc.) After recording a shutout in his previous game, Shaun followed it up with another stellar performance against LBS, Inc.\u00a0 With just one goal allowed to the Corporation, Shaun’s GAA dropped to a respectable 2.50.\u00a0 In his next game, he and the Elves face the Unicorns in the opening contest of the Fairy Tale Cup.\u00a0 Although the Uni’s offense has been just average this season, forward Joe Polowczuk has already scored three goals against Elves goalies this season.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Jo-Ann Provencher Welcome Back, James! Three Stars of the Week Third Star: Greg Infanti, Sky Fighters. With regular captain Dan Hopper in California monitoring the Sky Fighters’ non-European farm team, Infanti was informed five minutes before game time that he would be the team’s captain for the day. With little time to prepare, Infanti rose to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[153,32,42,137],"class_list":["post-4335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2011-season","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-news-and-notes","tag-poutine-machine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4335"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4464,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4335\/revisions\/4464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSecond Star:<\/strong> Shafiq “Off Black” Perry, La Famiglia<\/em>. Perry recorded his second multi-goal game in a row with a hat trick against the Mathematics. He is now tied for the league scoring lead with linemate Denis Miciletto and the Butchers’ Ben Bloom.
\nFirst Star:<\/strong> “Gentleman” James Pereira, Filthy Gorgeous<\/em>. Returning from an injury much earlier than anyone anticipated, Pereira once again donned the beige V-neck and led Filthy to a much needed victory against the Rehabs. His two goals were instrumental in Filthy’s comeback from a 2-0 deficit.<\/p>\nShaun deLacy GAA Watch<\/h4>\n
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\nGoals Allowed Previously:<\/strong> 14
\nGoals Allowed This Season:<\/strong> 15
\nGames Played:<\/strong> 6
\nGoals Against Average:<\/strong> 2.50
\nNext Opponent:<\/strong> Unicorns (2.00 goals per game)<\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Poutine Machine
\nSuggested Nickname: <\/strong>Lab Coat
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> The Quebecer, Nordique, Single J, Scrappy Too
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Quebec City, Quebec, Canada
\nCollege:<\/strong> Maine Maritime Academy
\nQuote:<\/strong> \u201cChantez \u00e0 l’\u00e2ne, il vous fera des pets.”<\/em>
\nFirst Job:<\/strong> Operating a sandwich stand known as Peanut Butter & J’s with elementary school classmate Patrice Bergeron
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Physicist at Mount Sinai Medical Center
\nEarly Accomplishments:<\/strong> Being named to the Northern Athletics Conference<\/a> All Academic Team twice for basketball
\nCurrent Accomplishments:<\/strong> Having the distinct honor of playing alongside Alex Doucette and Justin “The Boss” Ross on the media’s 2010 All Rookie team
\n <\/strong>Hero:<\/strong> Tomas Plekanec
\nReason to Love Her:<\/strong> As near as we can tell, she does NOT look down on Americans.
\nReason to Hate Her:<\/strong> That hyphenated first name is awfully suspect.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> Bringing the flag of Quebec<\/a> to select Poutine Machine games
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Jo-Ann still uses former teammate “Double J” Jeff Jewett’s NHL Gamecenter Live password to watch the Habs on the internet.
\nBonus Fast Fact:<\/strong> Avoid discussing religious topics in Quebec French, as most of the strongest profanities are based on religious, particularly Catholic, iconology, rather than bodily functions, as is true for English.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Les Canadiens de Montr\u00e9al, poutine, darts, her two cats
\nFavorite Language:<\/strong> Portuguese
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> <\/em>Boston Bruins, imprecision, unfortified cities, mornings
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Steve Bernier<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Rick “The Model” Martel<\/a>
\nThings The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Her:<\/strong> Her noticeable French Canadian accent
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> While playing a game of darts, Scott Lee of Fresh Kills attempts to engage Jo-Ann in a French conversation about his religious iconology class at NYU.\u00a0 Although Jo-Ann immediately becomes offended when Lee accidentally curses at her, she later forgives him when he hits a bullseye, and the duo defeats the team of Nick Hobbs and Rich Glanzer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"