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<\/a><\/p>\nThree Stars of the Week<\/h4>\n
Third Star:<\/strong> Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Happy Little Elves<\/em>.\u00a0 Hornswoggle netted two goals in the opening contest of the 2011 Fairy Tale Cup, helping the Elves to\u00a0 a 4-3 shootout win against the Unicorns.\u00a0 His second goal of the game came late in the second half, igniting a two-goal rally that forced overtime. <\/p>\n On Sunday, July 31, the BTSH Media will once again host the annual All-Star Game.\u00a0 For the second year in a row, this event will pit the stars of the Weyersberg Conference against the stars of the Schumacher Conference.\u00a0 Last year, the Weyersberg Conference All-Stars, led by coaches Corey “Chongo” Winters and Abby “Tayne” Meisterman, defeated the Schumacher Conference All-Stars, who were coached by Jesse Kalb and Amy Barrett.<\/p>\n If you are interested in coaching one of the squads this season, please submit an application to the media.<\/p>\n This year, due to a series of stupid bets made by Happy Little Elves goalie Shaun deLacy, the media will track his goals against average over the course of the regular season.<\/em><\/p>\n Goals Allowed This Week:<\/strong> 3 (vs. Unicorns) Shaun put in a solid outing in the Fairy Tale Cup opener, allowing three goals in the Elves’ overtime win against the Unicorns.\u00a0 His performance elevated his GAA just slightly to a respectable 2.57.\u00a0 This week, he faces the Corlears Hookers, who scored three goals against Shaun (as well as a late empty-netter) en route to a 4-1 Opening Day win.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Arnold Sanchez Trust Us, That’s Corey Three Stars of the Week Third Star: Jerome “Hornswoggle” Ramos, Happy Little Elves.\u00a0 Hornswoggle netted two goals in the opening contest of the 2011 Fairy Tale Cup, helping the Elves to\u00a0 a 4-3 shootout win against the Unicorns.\u00a0 His second goal of the game came late in the second half, igniting […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[153,100,138,42,8],"class_list":["post-4384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2011-season","tag-all-star-game","tag-butchers","tag-news-and-notes","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4384"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4465,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4384\/revisions\/4465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSecond Star:<\/strong> Ariel Imas, Fresh Kills<\/em>. Imas stayed in his own defensive zone for the majority of Fresh Kills’ game against the Sky Fighters.\u00a0 He blocked an onslaught of Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka’s shots from the point, holding the big Czech scoreless.\u00a0 In addition, Imas scored his team’s lone shootout goal as Fresh Kills tied the Sky Fighters 1-1.
\nFirst Star:<\/strong> Corey “Chongo” Winters, What The Puck<\/em>.\u00a0 Chongo was informed just minutes before his game against the Corlears Hookers that he would be playing in between the pipes.\u00a0 Despite the short notice, Winters recorded his second shutout in just his third start of the season.\u00a0 Winters’ GAA of 0.67 would be first in the league if he met the minimum qualifying criteria.<\/p>\nSave The Date<\/h4>\n
Shaun deLacy GAA Watch<\/h4>\n
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\nGoals Allowed Previously:<\/strong> 15
\nGoals Allowed This Season:<\/strong> 18
\nGames Played:<\/strong> 7
\nGoals Against Average:<\/strong> 2.57
\nNext Opponent:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers (2.13 goals per game)<\/p>\nKnow Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Butchers
\nSuggested Nickname: <\/strong>The Sanchize
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Hey!, Da Meat Hook, Ahnold, The Gooch
\nOrigin:<\/strong> New Rochelle, NY
\nCollege:<\/strong> University at Albany, State University of New York
\nQuote:<\/strong> “Who has a ticket to the gun show?”
\nFirst Job:<\/strong> Bus boy at the Thruway Diner
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Quality of Service Manager at Google
\nEarly Accomplishments:<\/strong> Finishing 3rd in the 1980 New Rochelle Frisbee Golf Classic
\nCurrent Accomplishments:<\/strong> Beating Poutine Machine’s Jo-Ann Provencher in a 1 on 1 basketball game
\n <\/strong>Hero:<\/strong> Nikki Sixx<\/a>
\nReason to Love Him:<\/strong> He played a game in a full chicken costume on Halloween last year.
\nReason to Hate Him:<\/strong> He doesn’t own a television.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> Being the fastest 40+ year old in BTSH
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Arnold first heard Guns N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child o Mine” at the now closed Gary’s Barley Corn<\/a>.<\/strong>
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Ultimate frisbee, Motley Cr\u00fce, mountain biking, tank tops
\nFavorite New Rochelle Road:<\/strong> Cedar Street
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> <\/em>Iona students, board games, updating his blog<\/a>, Trump Plaza
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Marc Staal
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez<\/a>
\nThings The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Him:<\/strong> He was placed on the media’s All-Rookie team defense for his role in shutting down the Denim Demons\u2019 potent offense in the 2010 quarterfinals.
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Arnold enters a race among BTSH’s fastest male players, after Mega Touch’s Eric Devlin is unwittingly talked into hosting the BTSH skills competition once again.\u00a0 Other entrants include Tommy Capatosta (LBS, Inc.), David Kenneth Fraser (Denim Demons), Scott Lee (Fresh Kills), Adam Langer (Mathematics), Denis Miciletto (La Famiglia), Chris (Unicorns), Sarab Lalri (Cobra Kai), and Joe Lops (Mega Touch).\u00a0 Unable to finish, Scott Lee trips over himself several yards from the finish line causing a massive pile-up of all but one of the racers.\u00a0 This allows David Kenneth Fraser, who wisely held back from the pack, to pass the giant pile for the gold medal.\u00a0 David is widely acknowledged as the undisputed fastest male in the league.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"