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<\/a><\/p>\nThird Star:<\/strong> Denis Miciletto, La Famiglia<\/em>. Miciletto padded his lead in the scoring race with another two goals. His game-winner with 3:30 remaining in regulation time clinched La Famiglia’s first ever victory against What The Puck. <\/p>\n This year, due to a series of stupid bets made by Happy Little Elves goalie Shaun deLacy, the media will track his goals against average over the course of the regular season.<\/em><\/p>\n Goals Allowed This Week:<\/strong> 5 (vs. Filthy Gorgeous) Shaun’s goals against average took a major hit this week, after he allowed five goals to Filthy Gorgeous.\u00a0 As a result of this poor showing, his GAA is now above three goals per game with only seven regular season games remaining.\u00a0 This week, he will face a Rehabs offense that has struggled throughout the season, but has found new life with 12 goals in the last two weeks.<\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Amy Barrett Italians Dress Funny Third Star: Denis Miciletto, La Famiglia. Miciletto padded his lead in the scoring race with another two goals. His game-winner with 3:30 remaining in regulation time clinched La Famiglia’s first ever victory against What The Puck. Second Star: Andy Pratt, Mathematics. One day after his birthday, Pratt scored his first two goals […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[153,21,141,42],"class_list":["post-4553","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2011-season","tag-gouging-anklebiters","tag-la-famiglia","tag-news-and-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4553"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4568,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4553\/revisions\/4568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4553"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4553"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4553"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSecond Star:<\/strong> Andy Pratt, Mathematics<\/em>. One day after his birthday, Pratt scored his first two goals of the season in the Mathematics’ win against the Dark Rainbows. In addition, he also celebrated his son’s second birthday on Sunday with a party in Tompkins.
\nFirst Star:<\/strong> Mike Nagin, Rehabs<\/em>. Nagin tallied a hat trick to lead the Rehabs in their upset of the Corlears Hookers. Like Pratt, Nagin also entered this game with no goals on the season.<\/p>\nShaun deLacy GAA Watch<\/h4>\n
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\nGoals Allowed Previously:<\/strong> 26
\nGoals Allowed This Season:<\/strong> 31
\nGames Played:<\/strong> 10
\nGoals Against Average:<\/strong> 3.10
\nNext Opponent:<\/strong> Rehabs (2.36 goals per game)<\/p>\nKnow Your Neigbhor<\/h4>\n
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\nTeam:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters
\nSuggested Nickname: <\/strong>Salty
\nRejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Grandmaster A, Virginia Slim, A-Train, The Hand
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Virginia Beach, VA
\nCollege:<\/strong> James Madison University
\nQuote:<\/strong> “I’m black for street hockey!”
\nFirst Job:<\/strong> Babysitter for “The Masterpiece” Ashley McMasters
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Veterinary Technician at Newport Animal Hospital
\nCurrent Accomplishments:<\/strong> She was chosen as a defender for the media’s 2010 All-BTSH 2nd Team.
\nCurrent Failures:<\/strong> She and Jesse Kalb were unsuccessful as coaches for the 2010 Schumacher Conference all-stars.
\nHero:<\/strong> Dr. Dolittle<\/a>
\nReason to Love Her: <\/strong> Her famous chocolate-covered Booze Berries
\nReason to Hate Her:<\/strong> She cheats.
\nBest Known For:<\/strong> As a team leader of the Anklebiters for several seasons, she proudly hangs the team flag before every game.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> She came in second place in the 1992 Hampton Roads Science Fair, losing to a promising young physicist named Sharif Corinaldi.
\nFavorite Things:<\/strong> Commonwealths, Starship Troopers<\/em>, the Neptune Festival<\/a>, hazing rookies
\nFavorite Pepperidge Farm Cookie:<\/strong> Chesapeake<\/a>
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> West Virginia, Double Secret Probation, hurricanes, George Mason
\nHockey Comparison:<\/strong> Hal Gill<\/a>
\nNon-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Wonder Woman
\nThings The Media Will Continue to Overhype About Her:<\/strong> She perennially wins the women’s arm-wrestling tournament at the Johnson’s Olympics.
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> No longer satisfied with the level of competition in the women’s arm-wrestling event, Amy throws her hat into the men’s draw at the next Johnson’s Olympics.\u00a0 In the first round, she easily defeats What The Puck’s Brock “Butters” Bosacker, because he’s little.\u00a0 In the second round, she eliminates Fresh Kills’ Scott Lee, who can’t seem to finish her off.\u00a0 In the third round, she outmuscles Mega Touch’s Eric Devlin, who wasn’t quite sure why he was in the competition in the first place.\u00a0 Finally, she loses to the Denim Demons’ David Kenneth Fraser in the semi-finals.\u00a0 Fraser goes on to win the entire tournament, becoming the undisputed strongest player in BTSH, to go along with his title of undisputed fastest player.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"